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flying poo

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by HESHIANDET, Dec 27, 2001.

  1. HESHIANDET

    HESHIANDET Guest

    so im at work right now. the toilets here are the industrial kind, the high pressure rest stop kind. so i go to poop about 5 minutes ago. i poop. i wipe. i flush. as i am flushing i hear a weird noise from the toilet and all of a sudden my poop is being ejected from the toilet along w/ a pretty steady stream of water. the poop narrowly (*sp) misses my pants and shoes and plops onto the floor. im hysterical laughing at this point and don't know what to do. i took a whole roll of tp and picked my poo up and put it in the toilet. ahhhhh my life is grand:lol:
     
  2. graffitiSUX

    graffitiSUX Senior Member

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 1,659 Likes Received: 0
    bonus. just like the movies
     
  3. Hahahahaha, did you try it again to see if it worked? Maybe you can trick one of your coworkers. Tell them there's a HUGE turd they HAVE to see in the bathroom, and when they come in to look at it, flush that shit.

    Facial poo smack like whoa. Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
  4. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 15, 2000 Messages: 2,807 Likes Received: 0
    hahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  5. alkaline

    alkaline Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2001 Messages: 3,097 Likes Received: 0
    Hahahaha. "10 degrees latitude, 35 degrees longitude, ready, aim, fire!"
     
  6. cool ra-ul

    cool ra-ul New Jack

    Joined: Dec 20, 2001 Messages: 75 Likes Received: 0
    maybe the toilet got tired of takin everyones shit:confused:
     
  7. Doctor Beans

    Doctor Beans New Jack

    Joined: Oct 24, 2001 Messages: 21 Likes Received: 0
    awww man u was thinking on that joke ...good job guy:)
     
  8. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    thats some funny shit :lol:
     
  9. imported_splint2

    imported_splint2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 14, 2001 Messages: 1,571 Likes Received: 10
    that is pretty messed up, but i like it...
     
  10. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    hahhaha....holy fuck, i wish i had things like that to brighten my days.....
     
  11. NATO

    NATO Guest

    sounds like you had a lucky escape man..
     
  12. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    that may be the funniest thing i have ever heard, you should go back and try and get footage.
     
  13. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    nnnnnNNNNNICCCE!!!

    VIVA HE$H VEGAS
     
  14. HAHAHAHAHA, funny shit (literaly)






    The same thing happened to me in a way, only a rat came out of the toilet, it smells as bad as poo but it also bites,
     
  15. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    :lol: "3 logs" :lol:
     
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