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flying poo

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by HESHIANDET, Dec 27, 2001.

  1. HESHIANDET

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    flying poo

    Discussion started by HESHIANDET - Dec 27, 2001

    so im at work right now. the toilets here are the industrial kind, the high pressure rest stop kind. so i go to poop about 5 minutes ago. i poop. i wipe. i flush. as i am flushing i hear a weird noise from the toilet and all of a sudden my poop is being ejected from the toilet along w/ a pretty steady stream of water. the poop narrowly (*sp) misses my pants and shoes and plops onto the floor. im hysterical laughing at this point and don't know what to do. i took a whole roll of tp and picked my poo up and put it in the toilet. ahhhhh my life is grand:lol:
     
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    graffitiSUX - Replied Dec 27, 2001

    bonus. just like the movies
     
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  3. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Dec 27, 2001

    Hahahahaha, did you try it again to see if it worked? Maybe you can trick one of your coworkers. Tell them there's a HUGE turd they HAVE to see in the bathroom, and when they come in to look at it, flush that shit.

    Facial poo smack like whoa. Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
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    hahahahahahahahahahaha
     
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    alkaline - Replied Dec 27, 2001

    Hahahaha. "10 degrees latitude, 35 degrees longitude, ready, aim, fire!"
     
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    maybe the toilet got tired of takin everyones shit:confused:
     
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    awww man u was thinking on that joke ...good job guy:)
     
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    thats some funny shit :lol:
     
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    imported_splint2 - Replied Dec 27, 2001

    that is pretty messed up, but i like it...
     
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  10. boogie hands

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    boogie hands - Replied Dec 27, 2001

    hahhaha....holy fuck, i wish i had things like that to brighten my days.....
     
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    NATO - Replied Dec 27, 2001

    sounds like you had a lucky escape man..
     
  12. T.T Boy

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    T.T Boy - Replied Dec 27, 2001

    that may be the funniest thing i have ever heard, you should go back and try and get footage.
     
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    fr8oholic - Replied Dec 27, 2001

    nnnnnNNNNNICCCE!!!

    VIVA HE$H VEGAS
     
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  14. imported_Tesseract - Replied Dec 27, 2001

    HAHAHAHAHA, funny shit (literaly)






    The same thing happened to me in a way, only a rat came out of the toilet, it smells as bad as poo but it also bites,
     
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    :lol: "3 logs" :lol:
     
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