Weapon X Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 The first thing I remember getting caught stealing (by my mom) was a Batman key chain from the movie theatre, when that first Tim Burton movie came out. Not long after was the dog off of a Mack truck. My buddy taught me how to do it. By the time I was a teenager, I was addicted to racking, but now, I don't steal shit. Ever. If I found an envelope with a few thousand in it, I'd probably do my best to return it. And when cashiers mess up, I always make sure I clear it up with them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 pack of baseball cards stuffed down my parachute pants and tried walking out the convenience store they fell out the bottom once I reached the door arab guy didn't notice the cards but noticed me drop something, I picked em up and ran out the door and all the way into a field next to the store... till I realized nobody was chasing me baseball cards were hot commodity back then (i was 9 or 10) find a wallet? standard fare is return wallet, keep cash. keeps thieves honest, and honest men paid. and if a bank cashier hands me more than I asked for - fuck em, they take my money all the time. city life makes you not care. if I lived in a town with 5,000 people maybe I'd return it to the post office if I found an envelope with $10,000 in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 when i was a kid i used to steal candy from the convenience store near my house, so it was probably gum or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 ya, candy from corner store. weed from my dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 yeah i forgot weed from my dad. but that wasn't until years later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 magic the gathering cards... /exnerd. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 an address book at the age of 7 or 8 from a grocery store. i dont remember my reasoning, maybe because i was bored at the damn grocery store. my mom found it a week later and started asking questions i was like... whhhaaaaattttt??? i totally bought that.... with money i found.... she made me go back to the store and apologize. after that it was a number of things, but the next time i got caught was at a sports store, me and a couple friends were on some acid and were walking through the store like we owned the place just putting shit in our pockets. fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 a packet of triple biscuits... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falseface Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 a payday and a dr. pepper. I SEE YOU STEAL! YOU NO COME BACK! circa 1985 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Fucking hooligans. I've never stolen anything from a store. I have no idea how much money I've taken from my dad in quarters though. I kicked ass at metal slug. The base I was at during middle school and some of high school was super poor and had almost no workers and no cameras at the commissary and shoppette so my friends would always steal CDs and snacks. I never thought a 10 dollar CD was worth getting my ID taken away though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 probably not the first thing, but def. in the beginning during my early elementary school days edit: i know damn well im not the only kid who used to do this haha. brings back good memories 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 ^^ this.. that shit was a sport around my neighbourhood who can jack the best looking caps.. good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 coloring books from school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Drunk Savant Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 some kids power ranger then that opened a flood gate. made it threw high school without ever really buying school supplies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Hai skul dun u wel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 A bunch of these. My mom noticed the big ball on my pants pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Screw in hooks like above, i was probably 6 had no clue why i took them. My dad made me go back in and apologize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Hot Wheels/Matchbox cars, and Thrasher Magazines from the grocery store are the first things I can remember stealing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 X-factor #1 from peoples drug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 A zippo lighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CALIgula Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 stop snitchin on yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POINTFIVE Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 probably not the first thing, but def. in the beginning during my early elementary school days edit: i know damn well im not the only kid who used to do this haha. brings back good memories SKULL CAPS YESSSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chopsticks Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I used to steal heaps of things. Mostly money. I remember being about 7 leaving somewhere we'd just eaten and I took some cash left as a tip off of a table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 raw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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injury Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 lego pieces from school, i didnt think about how grimey it was at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 haha def, we used to call em "chromies" lol. then it was these: my moms used to rock a benzo tag i gave her on 'er key chain in like grade 7 haha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inoticedthatyourgay Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 then i took a quick hiatus from the game. then a few years later.. i thought i was hot shit for that one. now i casually go to safeway to rack a block of cheese. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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