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First Thing You Ever Stole

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Weapon X, Jan 10, 2011.

  1. animalcocaine

    animalcocaine Member

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  2. soul vice

    soul vice Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2009 Messages: 810 Likes Received: 59
    I always stole food... now the only shit I steal nowadays is this


    and these

    Last edited: Jan 27, 2011
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  3. earl broclo ESQ

    earl broclo ESQ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Feb 3, 2007 Messages: 14,912 Likes Received: 940

    One of my friends was friends with this rich kid who's parents bought him everything he wanted. We went over his house from time to time to play, and he always pissed me off. So he had Flint, a figure I never got but always wanted, and I knew where he stashed them. So one day I said "I need to piss," went inside, rummaged through his GI.Joes, grabbed flint, threw him in the pocket, and went back to playing in the backyard.

    That was my favorite GI.Joe from there on out.
  4. Tavaruawon

    Tavaruawon Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 10, 2006 Messages: 2,805 Likes Received: 233
    Ahh I remember this pretty clearly...

    Gaffled a hardcase of Mickey Mouse crayons from the grocery store. I was running around like an uncontrollable little shit, poking the fish eyes in the meat aisles and grabbing handfulls of jelly beans. Saw the crayons and slid 'em into my pocket all smooth like.

    Moms found me drawing on shit with them later that day and got mad. She took me back to the store and had me walk up to the cashier and return them. I was like five.

    My mom is a fucking snitch.
  5. pornbooth

    pornbooth Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 3,176 Likes Received: 289
    ...some unsuspecting broads virginity
  6. andrewreynoldsx

    andrewreynoldsx Member

    Joined: Jan 15, 2007 Messages: 669 Likes Received: 29
  7. Spaceman Spiff

    Spaceman Spiff Senior Member

    Joined: May 26, 2009 Messages: 1,068 Likes Received: 104
    WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS? I loved the menthol eye drops in Japan, but haven't been able to find them anywhere in the US.
  8. adolf.Hipster

    adolf.Hipster Member

    Joined: Nov 10, 2010 Messages: 297 Likes Received: 27

    Those delicious chocolate sure sticks were addictive...either way, I blame McDonalds.
  9. soul vice

    soul vice Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2009 Messages: 810 Likes Received: 59
    I've lifted them from Walmart and Rite Aid
  10. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157

    Usedf to steal these regularly when I was like 3-4. It got to the point where I'd do it blatantly in front of my mum while she was paying for groceries and Id bolt out of the store stuffing my face with them while she chased after me. Straight caramelo addict back in the day.
  11. sayWORD?

    sayWORD? Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 24, 2010 Messages: 1,841 Likes Received: 227
    my homey brings shitloads of menthol drops from hongkong every year.
  12. Feed Yer Ego

    Feed Yer Ego Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 28, 2008 Messages: 2,183 Likes Received: 146
    a transformer from daycare when i was 4
  13. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    dennis the menace, but yeah

  14. MitchThe$nitch

    MitchThe$nitch Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 9,257 Likes Received: 156
    First thing I ever stole - fireworks, and I got caught. Yep - not awesome.
  15. sheep

    sheep Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 15, 2006 Messages: 1,542 Likes Received: 12
    i remember my friend had a Splinter action figure that happened to show up in my room. mom new it wasnt mine made me give it back. probably 3 or 4 yrs old. still friends too. didnt give a fuck because he's always had more shit than me.