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Inspired by Cinched Waist's "first kiss" thread.

 

who were you with?

 

who's video was it and where were you?

 

how old were you?

 

were you nervous?

 

was it meaningful?

 

first impression?

 

who were you with?

2 of my girlfriends, my boyfriend, and my brother.

 

who's video was it and where were you?

It was my friend's dad's. It was called "Triangle". She stold it from her dad's stash who also had TONS of Playboys. We watched it at her house.

 

how old were you?

12

 

were you nervous?

More like nervous laughter.

 

was it meaningful?

I think it scarred my young virgin eyes.

 

first impression?

WHOA!

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who were you with?

Me and my Hand

 

who's video was it and where were you?

It was my older brothers video, and I found it in his drawer with his socks

 

how old were you?

12

 

were you nervous?

Not at all

 

was it meaningful?

Yes, with a name like Three Muskatities, that shit was serious

 

first impression?

ohhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeah

 

*After looking up 3 Muskatities on line, 12oz's own T.T. Boy stars in it.

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who were you with?

my sister

 

who's video was it and where were you?

it was my dad's video and it was in his sock drawer

 

how old were you?

12

 

were you nervous?

hell no. we popped that shit in.

 

was it meaningful?

hahaha no.

 

first impression?

wow japanese guys have small penis'

 

(it was a tracy lords video where she is gang banging like 4 girls and 4 guys. two of each were japanese and the other 2 each were swedish. they had sex in the bathroom and took some elephant figurine and stuck it up one of the japanese girl's ass. i was impressed at that age. i didnt know what the hell was going on.)

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who were you with?

 

A bunch of guys.

 

who's video was it and where were you?

 

My old friend Chris’. It was his house we were at, too. I think we were drinking rum. I’m not joking when I say that it was Debbie Does Dallas.

 

how old were you?

 

12.

 

were you nervous?

 

Nah, not at all!

 

was it meaningful?

 

Oh yeah, the candlestick scene was awesome!

 

first impression?

 

“Yo, Chris, lemme buy some of these off you!”

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Re: Re: First Porn Movie

 

Originally posted by Devilush

first impression?

wow japanese guys have small penis'

 

Hahahaha, oh man. My friend showed me this Japanese porn on his computer. He got it cause he liked the Asian chick with the big boobs, but the Japanese guy she was sucking off had absolutely the smallest penis I have ever seen. It was unreal.

 

Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

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good thread idea:

 

Title Popsicle Suckers (or something like that)

Who were you with Two friends from school

who's video was it and where were you? a friend's Dad

how old were you? grade 4?

were you nervous? worried that the other firends minister father would come home.

was it meaningful? not really.

first impression?

 

ok this porn continues to haunt me untill this day.

Why? The soundtrack! Instead of the usual disposable jazz shit,

the soundtrack was super classical by Maurice Ravel called 'Bolero'. I still hear it everywhere.

 

here's a link to the song

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who were you with?

a group of my friends

who's video was it and where were you?

this kid named mason, at his house

how old were you?

11

were you nervous?

a little...his mom was to come home at any time.

was it meaningful?

yes! it taught us that vacume sailswomen were major sluts!

first impression?

actual quote from porno "oh my god, i think im gonna have a spaaazm!"

us: "WHAT??.......BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

 

 

to this day we quote that porno......

 

 

 

good times.:lol:

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who were you with?

A couple of friends.

 

 

who's video was it and where were you?

Belonged to my best friend's older brother.

 

 

how old were you?

11

 

 

were you nervous?

I was more awestruck than nervous.

 

 

was it meaningful?

Yes. Due to my first impression. See next.

 

 

first impression?

I remember the world of possibilities that flooded my imagination... you can actually fuck in a huge variety of ways! Prior to that, I only thought of sex as missionary deal, maybe girl-on-top also cause that's all I'd seen in most R movies. Total eye opener when I saw a girl getting it one-leg-up doggystyle.

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^I don't think I've ever seen a porno in it's entirety.

 

Me and a couple of friends attempted it once (with "Jenna's Revenge") while incredibly stoned, and it was hilarious as hell for about 45 minutes. But even then we couldn't finish it.

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title the anna nichole smith playboy video

 

who were you with? Me and my older friend

 

who's video was it and where were you? my friend has just shopplifted it from a department store

 

how old were you? 12

 

were you nervous? oh yeah! but in an excited way

 

was it meaningful? i learned a lot about the female body form that day.

 

first impression? Oh my god lots of breats, we dont even need the pause button....awesome!

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who were you with?

at a party.. so my best friend and whole buncha people

 

who's video was it and where were you?

it was a stolen sattelite signal.. i was actually at my future boyfriends house.. we ended up going out right after the party

 

how old were you?

17? late i know.. but i had no interest

 

were you nervous?

NO? i was 17.. i knew what sex was.. so i wasnt ashamed

 

was it meaningful?

nope.. didnt really get to watch the whole thing.. at all

 

first impression?

meh.. it looked like it hurt... and there was definately some schooling for positions... you know?

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who were you with?

A bunch of guys from school....

 

who's video was it and where were you?

The parents room....

 

how old were you?

12...

 

were you nervous?

Nah, I had an idea about sex and what not.....

 

was it meaningful?

Nope, I've seen better....

 

first impression?

Holy good god damn....Titties titties titties evrerywhere......

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after watching my first porn I was convinced I had to get laid.

I wasn't really sure why, or why I wanted to do it so badly,

but I knew it was something I had to do as soon as possible.

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Re: Re: First Porn Movie

 

who were you with?

My friend Jeff

 

who's video was it and where were you?

I believe he stole it from his friends dad. This shit was oldschool. Like, BETA old school.....

 

how old were you?

12

 

were you nervous?

Not in the slightest. Giddily excited more like

 

was it meaningful?

Hahaha...I'm not entirely sure. It had this bizarre plot line in which I think the guy was an ambassador to Europe or something. He got his penis bitten off while some girl was providing fellacio while they were driving and got in to an accident. Then he got like some artificial penis. Or something. I have no idea. This was a long time ago.

 

first impression?

I like porn.

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who were you with? these two hot chicks.

 

who's video was it and where were you? video camera, me, two chicks. i dunno who has the vid now

 

how old were you? 22

 

were you nervous? yeah, but the coke helped

 

was it meaningful? if you mean meaningful like "did you bust a nut?" uh, yeah. a few.

 

first impression? wow! i'm gonna be on tv!

 

WHOA! [/b]

 

edit for the quote thing

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who were you with?

one of my boys

who's video was it and where were you?

my boys, we were in his computer room

how old were you?

11?

were you nervous?

naw i heard about this shit,

wanted to see it for my self

was it meaningful?

yea i guess, b/c i could go to

school and be the only kid that

had see a girl nude:lol:

first impression?

You can do that??:confused:

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I don't really enjoy porn movies. The girls look all used up and overplay the faked pleasure. It's about as fun as watching dogs fucking, and I don't like dogs.

It's not really porn but the first thing I saw along those lines was "Bloodsucking Freaks", at maybe 17.

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who were you with?

I was out skating with a group of older guys (14-16) we went to one of their houses, couldnt recall if i wanted to.

 

who's video was it and where were you?

i think it was one of their parents, but not for sure.

 

 

how old were you?

12

 

 

were you nervous?

no, but caught off guard

 

 

was it meaningful?

just the sense of shock.

 

 

first impression?

what the fuck ....

it was "the devil and ms jones." and the scene with the guy cumming fire was needless to say a bit diffrent.

also the devils army guys with penis heads for heads !!!!!

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I saw a creepy porno once where this girl was in a room covered with huge foam penises and she was going to each one touching it and seemed a bit too overjoyed and then the foam penises started to cum, it was bizzare. And then the next scene she was getting fucked by this dude with a clown mask on

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who were you with?

My friend Brian

 

who's video was it and where were you?

It was Brians Dad's video called Taboo with Kay Parker

 

how old were you?

I think 13 or 14

 

were you nervous?

Naw, it was cool

 

was it meaningful?

yeah, i though it looked cool. i couldn't wait to try it.

 

first impression?

I thought to myself "damn, that's creepy watching something like that with another guy." I knew it was either something you watched alone or with a girl or two. Then i started trying to formulate a plan on how to steal that video from Brians dad. Never happened

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this question is a little tricky.

the first time i ever watched one in its entirety was pretty recent.

If you count Skinimax soft porn crap, thats where i got all my sex ed.

(i went to a catholic grammar school, for chrissakes!)

so if you count skinimax...

 

who were you with?

me, myself and I

 

who's video was it and where were you?

video? ha! we're talking cable soft porn here, pal.

in my front room, with my parents asleep.

 

how old were you? .

10...or younger. I was a very early bloomer.

 

were you nervous?

no, more like curious.

 

was it meaningful?

 

sure. it introduced me to sex.

 

first impression?

masturbation

 

before my frist porn, though, me and my friend found her parents "joy of sex" book with all these positions.

that was a little more intense.

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

^I don't think I've ever seen a porno in it's entirety.

 

Me and a couple of friends attempted it once (with "Jenna's Revenge") while incredibly stoned, and it was hilarious as hell for about 45 minutes. But even then we couldn't finish it.

 

couldn't finish it b/c u were 2 seconds away from spooging...

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Originally posted by CinchedWaist

 

before my frist porn, though, me and my friend found her parents "joy of sex" book with all these positions.

that was a little more intense.

 

hahaha.. me too.

 

those books were so funny because everyone in the was a long haired hippy.

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awesome that's so funny that you remember that too.

 

pretty much everyone looked like this: John & Yoko

 

and there was some kinky shit in that book too...

something called 'the goldfish' that involved tying people to matresses or something.

 

gave this kid some naughty ideas for sure!

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