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First Porn Movie

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Fuck Ya'll, Jun 2, 2004.

  1. Fuck Ya'll

    Fuck Ya'll Member

    Joined: Nov 24, 2003 Messages: 601 Likes Received: 0
    Inspired by Cinched Waist's "first kiss" thread.

    who were you with?

    who's video was it and where were you?

    how old were you?

    were you nervous?

    was it meaningful?

    first impression?

    who were you with?
    2 of my girlfriends, my boyfriend, and my brother.

    who's video was it and where were you?
    It was my friend's dad's. It was called "Triangle". She stold it from her dad's stash who also had TONS of Playboys. We watched it at her house.

    how old were you?
    12

    were you nervous?
    More like nervous laughter.

    was it meaningful?
    I think it scarred my young virgin eyes.

    first impression?
    WHOA!
     
  2. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    who were you with?
    Me and my Hand

    who's video was it and where were you?
    It was my older brothers video, and I found it in his drawer with his socks

    how old were you?
    12

    were you nervous?
    Not at all

    was it meaningful?
    Yes, with a name like Three Muskatities, that shit was serious

    first impression?
    ohhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeah

    *After looking up 3 Muskatities on line, 12oz's own T.T. Boy stars in it.
     
  3. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    who were you with?
    my sister

    who's video was it and where were you?
    it was my dad's video and it was in his sock drawer

    how old were you?
    12

    were you nervous?
    hell no. we popped that shit in.

    was it meaningful?
    hahaha no.

    first impression?
    wow japanese guys have small penis'

    (it was a tracy lords video where she is gang banging like 4 girls and 4 guys. two of each were japanese and the other 2 each were swedish. they had sex in the bathroom and took some elephant figurine and stuck it up one of the japanese girl's ass. i was impressed at that age. i didnt know what the hell was going on.)
     
  4. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    who were you with?

    A bunch of guys.

    who's video was it and where were you?

    My old friend Chris’. It was his house we were at, too. I think we were drinking rum. I’m not joking when I say that it was Debbie Does Dallas.

    how old were you?

    12.

    were you nervous?

    Nah, not at all!

    was it meaningful?

    Oh yeah, the candlestick scene was awesome!

    first impression?

    “Yo, Chris, lemme buy some of these off you!”
     
  5. Fuck Ya'll

    Fuck Ya'll Member

    Joined: Nov 24, 2003 Messages: 601 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Re: First Porn Movie

    Hahahaha, oh man. My friend showed me this Japanese porn on his computer. He got it cause he liked the Asian chick with the big boobs, but the Japanese guy she was sucking off had absolutely the smallest penis I have ever seen. It was unreal.

    Now back to your regularly scheduled program.
     
  6. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    good thread idea:

    Title Popsicle Suckers (or something like that)
    Who were you with Two friends from school
    who's video was it and where were you? a friend's Dad
    how old were you? grade 4?
    were you nervous? worried that the other firends minister father would come home.
    was it meaningful? not really.
    first impression?

    ok this porn continues to haunt me untill this day.
    Why? The soundtrack! Instead of the usual disposable jazz shit,
    the soundtrack was super classical by Maurice Ravel called 'Bolero'. I still hear it everywhere.

    here's a link to the song
    link
     
  7. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    wow, i came in here all laughing ready to fill this out. but now i really cant remember at all.
     
  8. CRAMPS

    CRAMPS Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2003 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    who were you with?
    a group of my friends
    who's video was it and where were you?
    this kid named mason, at his house
    how old were you?
    11
    were you nervous?
    a little...his mom was to come home at any time.
    was it meaningful?
    yes! it taught us that vacume sailswomen were major sluts!
    first impression?
    actual quote from porno "oh my god, i think im gonna have a spaaazm!"
    us: "WHAT??.......BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"


    to this day we quote that porno......



    good times.:lol:
     
  9. who were you with?
    A couple of friends.


    who's video was it and where were you?
    Belonged to my best friend's older brother.


    how old were you?
    11


    were you nervous?
    I was more awestruck than nervous.


    was it meaningful?
    Yes. Due to my first impression. See next.


    first impression?
    I remember the world of possibilities that flooded my imagination... you can actually fuck in a huge variety of ways! Prior to that, I only thought of sex as missionary deal, maybe girl-on-top also cause that's all I'd seen in most R movies. Total eye opener when I saw a girl getting it one-leg-up doggystyle.
     
  10. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    :lol: :lol: that's the best line ever
     
  11. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    this year 2004 age 25 is the first time i have ever sat and watched a full length porno

    i saw part of one in college but lost interest and left the room.

    i prefer to do, than to watch
     
  12. ^I don't think I've ever seen a porno in it's entirety.

    Me and a couple of friends attempted it once (with "Jenna's Revenge") while incredibly stoned, and it was hilarious as hell for about 45 minutes. But even then we couldn't finish it.
     
  13. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 10
    title the anna nichole smith playboy video

    who were you with? Me and my older friend

    who's video was it and where were you? my friend has just shopplifted it from a department store

    how old were you? 12

    were you nervous? oh yeah! but in an excited way

    was it meaningful? i learned a lot about the female body form that day.

    first impression? Oh my god lots of breats, we dont even need the pause button....awesome!
     
  14. sarahyoulose

    sarahyoulose Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2003 Messages: 1,043 Likes Received: 3
    who were you with?
    at a party.. so my best friend and whole buncha people

    who's video was it and where were you?
    it was a stolen sattelite signal.. i was actually at my future boyfriends house.. we ended up going out right after the party

    how old were you?
    17? late i know.. but i had no interest

    were you nervous?
    NO? i was 17.. i knew what sex was.. so i wasnt ashamed

    was it meaningful?
    nope.. didnt really get to watch the whole thing.. at all

    first impression?
    meh.. it looked like it hurt... and there was definately some schooling for positions... you know?
     
  15. InDY_500

    InDY_500 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 5,169 Likes Received: 67
    who were you with?
    A bunch of guys from school....

    who's video was it and where were you?
    The parents room....

    how old were you?
    12...

    were you nervous?
    Nah, I had an idea about sex and what not.....

    was it meaningful?
    Nope, I've seen better....

    first impression?
    Holy good god damn....Titties titties titties evrerywhere......
     
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