first kiss

with tongue, ok.

who was it with?

where was it at?

how old were you?

were you nervous?

was it meaningful?

first impression?

also, share any embarrassing kissing moments or any other kissing stories.

I used to read Seventeen and shit like that. There was one story where this girl felt shitty but proceeded to kiss this guy for the first time.

well, she puked in his mouth and i still remember that story till this day. ughhh.

as for me...

who was it with?

this guy i went to grammar school with. He was Dominican and Puerto Rican and wore a size 17 shoe. no joke. Basketball player and all that jive.

where was it at?

in front of a hot dog stand on a busy street. young romance...sigh.

how old were you?

13

were you nervous?

hell yes. it took us forever to kiss...we would write notes about doing it until finally...the big day came.

was it meaningful?

yes. he was my first boyfriend ever. We went out for about 10 months.

first impression?

i remember thinking it felt awfully strange. there was this puerto rican fruit me and my friends used to eat (ganepas??), where you'd crack open this tough exterior and there was this slightly slimy apricot flavored/coated pit inside. that was what i thought my first kiss felt like...slightly slimy and strange.

as for stories.. i dunno.

I might think of some later.

Ok, your turn.

Originally posted by CinchedWaist

i remember thinking it felt awfully strange. there was this puerto rican fruit me and my friends used to eat (ganepas??), where you'd crack open this tough exterior and there was this slightly slimy apricot flavored/coated pit inside. that was what i thought my first kiss felt like...slightly slimy and strange.

 

Quenepas. Awesome little fuckers. If you marinate them in rum and brown sugar for about a month or two, you not only get a kickass rum drink, but you get extremely loaded fruits.

who was it with?

A girl who shares names with a famous deceased Tex-Mex superstar. She was a ballerina, gorgeous, and unbelievably unintelligent.

where was it at?

My back porch, while everyone else was playing pool.

how old were you?

14

were you nervous?

Yeah, but I knew it was inevitable, so that put me at ease.

was it meaningful?

Yes. We went out for an astonishing 2 months.

first impression?

It was exactly what I'd imagined having someone else's tongue inside your mouth would feel like. It was good. It did not particularly feel like quenepas though.

who was it with? a pretty little thing named susan.

where was it at? in her bedroom

how old were you? 13

were you nervous? yeah, only gentlemen are nervous. so, of course i was.

was it meaningful? in some ways. it was my first kiss and i guess i'll always remember it. i remember my first passionate kiss moreso.

first impression? i thought it was pretty cool, one thing i recall is that i didn't know whether i should put my arms around her or not. i eventually did.

with tongue, ok.

i'm going to share my first kiss that tried to be with tongue but i didn't quite understand the concept because i kept my teeth closed. while he was open mouthed, tongue searhing for mine the walls of the inner keep were still tightly closed.

who was it with?

it was my boyfriend of 7th grade who was at the time 6'1" and size 13 shoes.

where was it at?

at the beach

how old were you?

12

were you nervous?

absolutely, i think that's why my teeth never unclenched

was it meaningful?

yes, i still remember it

first impression?

jebus i'm such an idiot

ahaha. i'd like to add that while i was dating this same guy we went on a school over night field trip to some outdoor adventure place and we were doing swamp walks and fun stuff like that. well i was out necking with dude in the woods and returned with a HUGE purple hicky that spanned the whole side of my neck. let me remind you that i'm 12 and in 7th grade. this thing does not go away by the time i get home and i, in my infinite wisdom tell my folks that it was something that attacked me in the swamp. (not my boyfriend) needless to say that didn't pass with them at all..

Who was it with?

This chick that I met a underage club

Where was it?

Underage club

How old was I?

I was 14 I think. (bad I know)

Was I Nervous?

Hell no!! I wanted to see what it was like she was pretty hot too.

Was it meaningful?

Not really she picked me up and I gave her my number but she never called. (I couldn't grab her numba coz I didn't have a mobz) ((I still don't own a mobile phone I FUCKING HATE THOSE THINGS!))

First Impression?

Pretty good, hey I love gettin with chicks but after my first time I was fucken happy and all my mates were goin YEEEEAAAHHH and shit, it felt good.

who was it with?

Some girl i wouldn't recognize anymore...thank God.

where was it at?

Some dork's party. We'd been putting flaming cotton in our mouth before that, which maybe accounts for the stupidity of the action.

how old were you?

12/13 ?

were you nervous?

Nervous. And embarassed.

was it meaningful?

No. I hated it. I regretted it for 100000 years afterwards and friends making fun of me did not help.

first impression?

It really sucked. No pun intended.

who was it with?

this girl Julie, a friend of my cousin

where was it at?

uh on a corner in front of her school

how old were you?

13 i think

were you nervous?

haha. see below.

was it meaningful?

sure i guess. i liked her a lot.

first impression?

i want to do that again.

So all through my early teens I was, like boys of my age sometimes were, plagued with the phenomenon known as "UNCONTROLLABLE BONERS". This was the archenemy of teen boys everywhere. Staring at linoleum would make you erect, for no good reason. A good stiff breeze, anything. It sucked. Hence the whole walking to the chalkboard with a textbook held in front of you thing. It also happened when I was nervous.

And I was nervous. Besides that, I was waiting until her friends left to kiss her, as it was a goodbye kiss. I didn't want a cheering crowd...and they were taking their sweet ass time. In the mean-time my ride was telling me to come on and I said Uhhh I'll just walk in a few. So we finally kissed, no sloppy tongue action, just kind of a sad lingering peck.

What was weird was that I kissed her thinking it would be the last time we saw each other before I left. I ended up seeing her like 3 more times, and everytime we kissed goodbye.

It was the epitome of awkward.

Originally posted by CILONE/SK

^ why did it suck?

I don't know. Aside from the fact she was no wear near the FHM top...err...1 000 000 ?...i just didn't know her and didn't care.

Everyone had tongues down people's throats and i figured..eh.

Stupid move. I blame the flaming cotton.

who was it with? His name was dave

where was it at? in front of my locker

how old were you? 11 or 12

were you nervous? psssshhhhhhyea

was it meaningful? not in the least

first impression? why does he taste like doritos?

who was it with?

I don’t remember her name, but I think it was along the lines of Angela. Angie, I think.

where was it at?

My buddy’s house, in the basement. We were watching pornos on the giant screen, and right before I was going to round the bases, this goof I know came down and cockblocked everything.

how old were you?

14, I think.

were you nervous?

Not nervous about the kissing. I suppose I was more nervous about sexing her. Oh well, it never happened. Stupid cockblocking fuck!

was it meaningful?

No, but I did steal her friend’s sweatshirt and pack of cigarettes after. At least I got something out of it.

first impression?

Not bad. I remember that she tasted nice, and at 14, I heard she was a pro. ;)

who was it with?

John. The cutest and the most popular boy in 6th grade. So cute I got beat up for going out with him.

where was it at?

In front of Rite-Aid (how romantic). We shared ice-cream. It was after our first "date". We watched Ace Ventura Pet Detective.

how old were you?

11. Or was it 12?

were you nervous?

Yes. Until he told the whole school the next day.

was it meaningful?

Yes. It was our first time. He was my childhood boyfriend for a while, until he moved. I lost my virginity to him in high school. We still keep in touch till this day.

first impression?

Wet. Slimy. Exciting.

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My first kiss was on the school bus when I was 6 I wasn;t nervous, nor was I expecting it, after the girl kissed me I went on to say "ewwwww cooties" First impressinow as "what the hell"

LOL! That’s funny as hell, Cilone! The pornos work!

Last year, I went to a neighbours house to play some TimeSplitters 2. The lights were off, and the crack smoke was in the air. This 18 year old girl was smoking that shit for her first time, while watching a bukkake porn. I didn’t stick around long enough to find out what happened (I had made plans to paint and I couldn’t sell out), but the pants were unzipping when I was leaving. Honestly, if the girl was good looking, I’d pull the camera out, but I don’t think it was that worth it, as I only had a couple of flicks left.

*that’s so cool, cil, that you got your first blowjob before your first kiss. Is that correct?

who was it with?

it was with this sweet, handsome boy from chicago named john paul. my first so so boyfriend.

where was it at?

it was under my crab apple treeeeeeee

how old were you?

i think i was 16. i think. i'm a late bloomer, what can i say?

were you nervous?

actually no. it felt normal. he led the way.

was it meaningful?

well sorta. he was my first kiss and my first bf. things just didnt work out between the both of us.

first impression?

well i had nothing to compare him to. he was beautiful and so hot. he had these big pouty lips and soft baby skin. it was just something to remember him by. he was a lil bit sloppy but eh. it was my first kiss.

oh man too funny. i actually saw the girl yesterday in a parking lot. shes all fat now too.

her name was tracy. i was like 11 or 12. it was nothing special thinking back but i probably thought i was the man at the time.

Sounds good to me. Cilone. It’s healthy to have an open mind. But man, the other day, I was checking out a clubhardball.com sample, and Taylor Rain fucking swaps cum with the same dude that jizzed in her mouth! ArarruauoehluhggbhhH!!!!!!

Originally posted by CinchedWaist

also, share any embarrassing kissing moments or any other kissing stories.

 

I used to read Seventeen and shit like that. There was one story where this girl felt shitty but proceeded to kiss this guy for the first time.

well, she puked in his mouth and i still remember that story till this day. ughhh. [/b]

Was she hot? If so then she can puke in my mouth anyday. ;)

who was it with?

some girl in summer camp... we were like play boyfriend/ play girlfriend. she was about 11 or 12... i don't even remember her name...

where was it at?

summer camp in some back room at the recreation center... it had fitness mats stacked up, and she was like "c'mon over here and lay down here [on the mats]..." i went there and layed there then out of the blue she was kissing me... didn't like it at the time but we remained play boyfriend & girlfriend after that...

how old were you?

about 7...

were you nervous?

yeah because i really didn't understand what the hell was going on... i was still in the "girls have cooties" stage.

was it meaningful?

well i remember it. but since i was so young, not that very meaningful.

first impression?

i didn't want to do it. i wouldn't even consider it a first kiss then. the second one was more real cuz i kissed this Nicaraguan girl who sat next to me in 4th grade.

Seventeen? I thought it was YM magazine that had that section for embarrassing stories.

oh sheeit.

i think your right, X!:)

Originally posted by CinchedWaist

with tongue, ok.

 

who was it with?

first boyfriend: Mike

 

 

where was it at?

under a tree at the state fair

 

how old were you?

13 i think, maybe 12

 

were you nervous?

hell yes!

 

was it meaningful?

hell fuckin yeah!

 

first impression?

it was all good.

i didn't have sex until a couple years later, we were innocent kids.

when it came to sex.

 

who was it with?

ugh this guy from another private shcool.. his name was Dave..

where was it at?

we were at a schooll dance... you know getting pretty close and all

how old were you?

15.. almost 16.. i was a late bloomer too dev..

were you nervous?

not really.. we had been "liking" each otehr for a while.. so i knew it was going to happen

was it meaningful?

not really.. he got my number, but his rents were really strict.. so we never got to hang out cuz they thought i was a "Slut.."

first impression?

uhm.. it was both our first time kissing.. lots of teeth crasching (actually the guy im with now.. that happened alot for the first little bit...weird).. and our mouths just kinda opened and closed... it was really wet too...

who was it with?

this girl janelle i knew from a summer camp thing. i heard she's a raiderette now.

where was it at?

we did this overnighting thing up in the mountains, and me, her, and maybe five other people stayed up all night playing truth or dare.

how old were you?

seventh grade. ugh.

were you nervous?

i was freakin terrified. to seem cool with everybody who didn't really know about me from home, i had eluded to being "experienced" but it was fairly obvious i wasn't.

was it meaningful?

i guess. most firsts are. we actually dated for a few weeks when we got home from camp. this is the girl whose parents had an original lichtenstein hanging in their living room and she didn't even know who he was.

first impression?

fear. i was so nervous about being found out about my lack of experience that i don't really remember it.

this girl and i have a lot of weird history. we had known each other since fourth grade because we went to the same camp that whole time. i lost contact with her when she started to go to UC berkeley.. i came to a party at her sorority and ended up having to give some poor girl a ride home and talk to police after she'd been date-raped. our parents talk more than we do.

who was it with?

My cousin's best friend.

where was it at?

Both of us were spending the night at my cousin's house.

how old were you?

about 11 or so

were you nervous?

Definately. My cousin forced me to kiss the guy.

was it meaningful?

Not in the slightest.

first impression?

I was pretty glad I didn't get punched by my cousin like he threatened to do if I didn't kiss the guy. haha... and after that I proceeded to get grilled by my other (few years older) cousin about what it was like and if I liked the guy etc.

with tongue, ok.

Nah..

who was it with?

This girl i grew up with....

where was it at?

Her bedroom...

how old were you?

8....

were you nervous?

Nope, we were playin "house".....

was it meaningful?

See previous answer....

first impression?

Damn this is pretty cool....Lets play house tomorrow....

who was it with? a boyfriend *****

where was it at? i was in vacation in vegas, still living in maui. it was in the back of some club... he just got done painting and put a lil "roxy" in it... and i got brave and kissed him

how old were you? damn you guys were young! i was a few days away from turning 16, so i was 15.

were you nervous? um i guess

was it meaningful? i guess!-- it was my first kiss!

first impression? woah roxy, you are brave!

If we're talking tongue, here.....

who was it with?

Alice, this hot Chinese girl and my first, ahem, "proper" girlfriend

where was it at?

At a partay. The Mike's Hard Lemonade was in full bloom that day, my friends.

how old were you?

14

were you nervous?

Not really. We'd kissed before but those were lame. This was the real shit.

was it meaningful?

Of course. You always remember your first kiss.

first impression?

I like kissing. And boobs. I like boobs a lot.

who was it with?

Cheyanne

where was it at?

Her house

how old were you?

Very, very old

were you nervous?

Yep

was it meaningful?

Nope, she was wasted, I was dead sober

first impression?

Favorable. But she was staggering drunk, I played the gentleman, and got no further with her on that night or any other.

Re: Re: first kiss

who was it with?

This girl Chanelle

where was it at?

My room

were you nervous?

Very, but she sort of just pounced on me while I was on the phone with someone

was it meaningful?

Of course

first impression?

I could get used to this:yum:

We didn't last though

Originally posted by Cracked Ass

how old were you?

Very, very old

Is a number out of the question?

Originally posted by CinchedWaist

with tongue, ok.

 

who was it with?

My younger sisters friend Casey

 

where was it at?

At a park near our house

 

how old were you?

I was 14

 

were you nervous?

I would say so

 

was it meaningful?

AT the time it didn't seem like that big of a deal but years later I remember it clearly and memorably

 

first impression?

"Wow, this is fun, i can't wait to do something like this again."