fatbastard Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Ok, so i got $50 credit right, normally people would put it to good use and use it rationally, not me..i'm using it for my latest thread idea, i think my homies at 12oz could get some serious kicks.. so whats going to happen, is i'm going to SMS random people random things and see how they reply...i want you guys to give me random text to send people..and the thing is people take SMS seriously unlike email or PM because it cost $0.30c to send an SMS remember no more than 160 letters, make sure the random number is 10 numbers and has to start in something like 0403,0401,0409,0408,0439,0422,0413 here i'll start 9-12-03 12:52 message sent "04011607839" "I dont think we should hang around kevin anymore" Reply received 9-12-03 12:57 "who is dis? what you got against kevin?" (ok i got lucky with this guy/girl they actually know someone called kevin) Reply sent 9-12-03 12:59 "Well everytime we play monopoly he always picks the wheelbarrow, it would be nice for ME to be the wheelbarrow sometimes..or someone else" i'm waiting on a reply...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 haha ive done this before, its fun whilst ur on ur last 30cents or wot eva on credit, msg the shit outta the phone because it takes upto 20mins to register u used all ur credit i'd laugh if i got a msg and it was my number :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 0403553941 "my dick is really sore after last night. is there something you want to tell me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 0402897667 "so why haven't you called? it's the wheelchair, isn't it? you know, i'm a person, too. just because my legs don't work doesn't mean my heart doesn't." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 4905834958934853434 00091 baklah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by krie haha ive done this before, its fun whilst ur on ur last 30cents or wot eva on credit, msg the shit outta the phone because it takes upto 20mins to register u used all ur credit this does work, but if you buy more cred for your phone watch it alllll disappear..... of course if you never recharged then yeh it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 0439020682 "I miss you.... I can't stop thinking about you." That'll get a million thoughts in someone's head and I GUARANTEE they will be curious enough to write back. (insert Mr. Burn's voice here) EXCELLENT... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 ok the guy called me after i sent the last message. The conversation went like this. me:hello guy: hello, yeah who is this me:jim guy: jim...pauses for a while..ooooh were you at kevins housewarming a few weeks ago me: yeah and i got your number remember guy:ahhh ok yeah so you have some misunderstanding with kevin? whats all that monopoly stuff mean? me: the fucker always gets the wheelbarrow? guy: your serious or just joking me: raise my voice: does it sound like im fucking joking guy: yeah...um look to tell you the truth i dont really know kev all that well, went to school with him and all but like...... me: OI ALL IM SAYING IS THAT WE DONT HANG AROUND HIM ANYMORE. guy: right me: so you want to come over later on, i could use a massage guy: hahaha me: thats funny to you......look i went out and got all these strawberry sented oils guy: goes serious...what? ok i will see you when i see you this is costing me i gotta go....click (hangs up) the conversation wasnt that funny...lets see what else can come of this $42 i have left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll 0439020682 "I miss you.... I can't stop thinking about you." That'll get a million thoughts in someone's head and I GUARANTEE they will be curious enough to write back. (insert Mr. Burn's voice here) EXCELLENT... 9-12-03 message sent 0439020682 "I miss you...i cant stop thinking about you" waiting for reply..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by DEE38 baklah heeheee heee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by gfreshsushi 0402897667 "so why haven't you called? it's the wheelchair, isn't it? you know, i'm a person, too. just because my legs don't work doesn't mean my heart doesn't." 10/12/03 message sent 1:45pm 0402897667 "so why haven't you called? it's the wheelchair, isn't it? you know, i'm a person, too. just because my legs don't work doesn't mean my heart doesn't." Waiting for reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by fatbastard 9-12-03 message sent 0439020682 "I miss you...i cant stop thinking about you" waiting for reply..... 9-12-03 message received 0439020682 1:55pm who r u 9-12-03 message sent 0439020682 1:55pm its jim reynolds, you gave me that recepie for carrot cake a while back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 so you're blowin 50 onn 12 oz? now that's taking one for the team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by fatbastard 10/12/03 message sent 1:45pm 0402897667 "so why haven't you called? it's the wheelchair, isn't it? you know, i'm a person, too. just because my legs don't work doesn't mean my heart doesn't." Waiting for reply dont think this guys replying...some of them wont because numbers may have been disconnected, or phones are off, sim cards are lost...or they have no credit etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 "Yo dookie why did you shit in my toilet and not flush? holler back" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 wheelchair message... try a different number - disabilities make people hella defensive, it'll be great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 "you have just won the grand prize, please call within the next 10 minutes to claim your prize" .....then it's time to fuck with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 10/12/03 message sent 1:45pm 0401806674 "so why haven't you called? it's the wheelchair, isn't it? you know, i'm a person, too. just because my legs don't work doesn't mean my heart doesn't." Waiting for reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by Mr. ABC "you have just won the grand prize, please call within the next 10 minutes to claim your prize" .....then it's time to fuck with them This is awesome. message sent 9-12-03 0422675432 2:15pm "OPTUS would like to advise you, you have won the grand prize, please call (my number inseted) in the next 10 minutes or alternately visit www.optus.com.au/winners" Waiting for reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by fatbastard 10/12/03 message sent 1:45pm 0401806674 "so why haven't you called? it's the wheelchair, isn't it? you know, i'm a person, too. just because my legs don't work doesn't mean my heart doesn't." Waiting for reply 10/12/03 message received 2:04pm 0401806674 "hahahah i know its you dave" 10/12/03 message sent 2:08pm 0401806674 " who is dave this is jim and you hurt my feelings" 10/12/03 message received 2:04pm 0401806674 " call me" Motherfucker wants to be called, sure i'll call him girl: hello me: my hearts bleeding girl:laughing, who is this me:remember jim girl: jim? me: yeah remember my D-I-S-A-B-I-L-I-T-Y girl: stops laughing puts the phone down and goes "its not dave" girl: serisouly who is this me: remember i sold you that stuff girl: what stuff me:the chickens girl: chickens? what chickens? me: the frozen ones girl: im at work i cant really talk but i know you have the wrong person me: i sold you frozen chickens from the boot of my car out of an eski, you wanted the steggles grade A free range, remember i threw in some eggs as well. girl: whats my name me: well you like it when i call you big poppa girl: do you have anything better to do than call people and talk shit? me: ok you took it too far you said a swear word, you missed out girl, you missed out. bye hang up (want this credit to last a little while) after a few calls to real people, im on $38.00 get in quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 heh, call her back acting all lonely and tell her this is how you pick up chicks :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 i dunno but if u want a good prank call idea this one has worked for me EVERY TIME. (insert faggy voice) Hello this is johnny blaze from strap on u.s.a..i just wanted to let you know that your backorder on the 37inch vibranizor 3000 and the poopsex:the revelations bundle package has come in and we dont have it marked down in which way you would like this shipped. -usually a WHAT?..or a HOLD ON then repeat..and if they ask about it make sure you get the number out of the phone book so u have the name and address..if its a guy he always suspects his wife of doing it and you can hear him yelling at her lol this shits funny usually the calls last a while..and are funny as hell when people ask you to explain what it is they have ordered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by Vanity heh, call her back acting all lonely and tell her this is how you pick up chicks :lol: sure thing cheif, just gotta put my number on withheld. ok lets do this...... girl:hello me:hi remember me? girl: hangs up that was fun dialing again. (i literally have the phone to my ear as i type) rejects my call dialing again recorded message "we advise that the mobile number you are calling is switched off or not in a mobile service area, please try again later" erghhhhh so much for that idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 holy footstool batman, this kids onto something 1) "I think I'm pregnant, call me" 2) "Don't tell john, but I just ran over his cat" 3) "Your order at www.sextopia.com has been recieved. Thanks for your patronage!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Oh man you guys... that shit was too much... my stomach hurts. :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 this is a kickass idea fatbastard... "look mate, greg told me to tell you, hes had enough" "i cant believe what you did to me, im still in pain" "ill see you tonight... kisses" i really cant think of any good ones ... eh, oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 "oi dude, call me, my old man found out" "hey, im sms'ing random numbers and i was wondering if your a female around the ages of 18 thats hot and wants to go out some time?" ive always wanted to ring a random number as a joke and ask for the father, then ask if he has any hot single daughters :lol: it would be great to hear him go insane over the question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 if your on mIRC join channels with lots of people in them... in bold type "NICKNAME is selling cheap mobile phones, msg him quickly or call him on 0401****** there going fast, still in the boxes!" or "NICKNAME is givin out naked pictures of herself, shes so hot, msg her now!" and they get bulk msg's or phone calls, its quite a laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ovies Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 i suggest you msg 0422294443 and say "i just want to take it slow, im not ready for sex" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by fatbastard 9-12-03 message sent 0439020682 2:15 "I miss you...i cant stop thinking about you" waiting for reply..... THIS PERSON TOOK THERE TIME! 9-12-03 message received 0439020682 8:30pm who is this? 9-12-03 message sent 0439020682 8:30pm your eyes, the way you speak, your hair...the way you do those little things you do, i think my new years resolution is to tell you exactly how i feel in person. for now i will stay anonymous 20 minutes later the phone rings. oh great its a guy! me: hello guy: who am i speaking to? me: well i know you but until future i would like to be kept secret, if thats ok guy: i would like to know who this is. (this guy sounds like he is in his mid 50's) me: i could tell you my name but it really would be useless to you, you would have to see me in person to recognise and remember me its ben a while. guy:listen, i know your intentions are harmless and i'm flatered but i am a married man, with 3 children me: oh my desire to be with you isnt at all sexual, i to have children. i want to hang out with you, walk through the park eat ice cream with you, compliment you, and be like a little more than friends without the physical contact, i want to stroke your hair, and cuddle you at night...........(cuts me off) guy: ahh you were in one of my classes wernt you? me: how did you know guy i recognised your voice (you didnt recognise shit you idiot) me: well do you think holding each other is out of the question. guy: in background "sandra! sandra!" wife: hello, we know who you are.. you need to stop calling my husband me: unable to keep in my laughter hahahahaahhahahah LIGHTEN UP! i hang up. ahhhhh that was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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