johnny Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 unemployment's looking FUCKING DOPE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 yeha it will be cool for a bout a week.. then you are going to wish you were frying your behind a desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 on what grounds:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffKid Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 way to go on the whole getting fired thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 here's to a nice severance package... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 bought 3:30 i should be getting the boot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 sahhhhweet.. is going to be a "johny, we are just going to have to let you go" or a "JOHNY!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS OFFICE AND NEVER COME BACK!!!"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 you are all talk johnny i wont believe it till you post the pink slip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 hahaha, word johnny, Hooolllleer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Make sure you throw something and punch a hole in your wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 so are we going to see you a whole lot more on the 12 izzay??? or, are you going to sit at home all day and watch tv while eating mayonaise off your chest with a spoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 u gettin fired or 'laid off' actually the real question is: do u get unemployment benefits? that sure was nice i should've enjoyed it more than the trip to fla and the dominican republic. enjoy it!!!!!! damn being paid to sit at home.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 congratulations! i know how hard you've worked for this. just think of all the stuff you've broken and destroyed on your way back down to the bottom! good lookin out! seeks/presently employed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 the real question is, how many things are you gonna sell on ebay that used to belong to your employer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 word to seek, i know you've been putting in the hours on trying to get the axe. i'm glad it's paying off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetrooper Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 haha I go back to work when the stitches come out........ http://lounge37.com/bb/viewthread.php?action=attachment&tid=966&pid=19909'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Cry Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 congradulations mang! I had a knee operation and I'm "not able" to work for 6 months. http://www.snowboard.com/members/Photos/Members/496450/Photos/381775.jpg'> Yeeahhh! work sucks collect EI and go travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 last time i parted ways with a good employer i got a years paid vacation paid out even though i only worked there 9 months.....on the books i was only there six and got paid for the other three and collected unemployment for almost two years. plus cashed out 401 ks and stock options. congratulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 *believe* Ive only gotten fired once, when I was 18. I went to my cuzzinz wedding, and did a "no show, no call". Next day, I show up for work, and boss lady hands me a pink slip. I say, "Whats this?" She says, "No Show, No Call...youre fired". Boss Lady cut me a final check, and gave me the boot...no questions asked! Fuck KMART! glad theyre going under. what did you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 probably not asking me...butcha know what Mr. Webster....i had lots of coffee today. I called in sick and blamed it on the black mold in my apartment which triggered my deppression and fatiuge. Which i truly belived was the reason for my excessive abscences. a multi billion dollar bank is scared of lawsuits so i got plugged and temp agencys dont fire you the client ends the assignment and they cant fire you for being ill so you qaulify for unemployment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 the black mold!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Take a shit in the mens urinal before you leave. I did and it was worth every sketchy second i spent grinding it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 If you didnt like your job, how come you just didnt quit it ? Or was it more fun being slack, rude, not working etc and then getting fired ? actually, i like that last option better .. :ballcap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/logos/LJ_716.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted January 22, 2004 Author Share Posted January 22, 2004 yeap, i did not sign a sales agreement/non-compete form which was a 'condition of my employment'. i've officially been 'let go'. i go straight to work tomorrow at the competition's office with all the customers i've cultivated... here's the new puppy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by johnny yeap, i did not sign a sales agreement/non-compete form which was a 'condition of my employment'. i've officially been 'let go'. i go straight to work tomorrow at the competition's office with all the customers i've cultivated... here's the new puppy.. Non-compete contracts suck... We've got about six salespeople from another company who've got them for a year... What do you sell, cute puppies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted January 22, 2004 Author Share Posted January 22, 2004 nope, not puppies. she's cold lamping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebsBK Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 go out with style...like take a shit on the floor and scream fuck you at your boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Cry Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 is the new dogs name bittyII or penr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sone_ARC Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 go office space on their ass and kill the copier, throw fish everywhere :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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