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FINALLY GETTING FIRED!


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last time i parted ways with a good employer i got a years paid vacation paid out even though i only worked there 9 months.....on the books i was only there six and got paid for the other three and collected unemployment for almost two years. plus cashed out 401 ks and stock options.

 

congratulations.

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

Ive only gotten fired once, when I was 18.

I went to my cuzzinz wedding,

and did a "no show, no call".

Next day, I show up for work,

and boss lady hands me a pink slip.

I say, "Whats this?"

She says, "No Show, No Call...youre fired".

Boss Lady cut me a final check,

and gave me the boot...no questions asked!

 

Fuck KMART!

glad theyre going under.

 

 

 

what did you do?

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probably not asking me...butcha know what Mr. Webster....i had lots of coffee today.

 

I called in sick and blamed it on the black mold in my apartment which triggered my deppression and fatiuge. Which i truly belived was the reason for my excessive abscences. a multi billion dollar bank is scared of lawsuits so i got plugged and temp agencys dont fire you the client ends the assignment and they cant fire you for being ill so you qaulify for unemployment.

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If you didnt like your job, how come you just didnt quit it ?

 

Or was it more fun being slack, rude, not working etc and then getting fired ?

 

actually, i like that last option better .. :ballcap:

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yeap, i did not sign a sales agreement/non-compete form which was a 'condition of my employment'. i've officially been 'let go'. i go straight to work tomorrow at the competition's office with all the customers i've cultivated...

 

here's the new puppy..

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Originally posted by johnny

yeap, i did not sign a sales agreement/non-compete form which was a 'condition of my employment'. i've officially been 'let go'. i go straight to work tomorrow at the competition's office with all the customers i've cultivated...

 

here's the new puppy..

 

Non-compete contracts suck... We've got about six salespeople from another company who've got them for a year...

 

What do you sell, cute puppies?

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