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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by GamblersGrin, Nov 9, 2005.

  1. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin 12oz Elite Member

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    File under "L"

    Discussion started by GamblersGrin - Nov 9, 2005

    http://houston.craigslist.org/rnr/107081114.html

    Reply to: pers-107081114@craigslist.org
    Date: 2005-10-27, 3:27PM CDT


    -----Original Message-----
    From: [mailto:*******
    Sent: Monday, October 24, 2005 9:50 AM
    To: ******
    Subject: ugh

    Brad,

    It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I
    feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I
    am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the
    people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person
    that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all
    for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all
    of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can
    handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even
    handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't
    handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird,
    I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The
    world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me,
    there are songs I can't listen to, and I just ! feel beyond crushed. I
    don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping
    that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also
    hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds
    totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant
    role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally
    strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior
    didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you
    hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a
    terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say
    or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that
    fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever
    imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my
    life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it.

    I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you
    won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for
    getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at
    your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be
    great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel
    like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it
    was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I
    really don't think I can handle that.

    I am so sorry.

    Elizabeth

    The Reply:
    -----Original Message-----
    Sent: Monday, October 24, 2005 12:02 PM
    Subject: Re: Ugh....enjoy.

    Dear Elizabeth,

    Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L"
    for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less
    about".

    You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting
    to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load
    of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45
    minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long
    because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid
    thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

    To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and
    degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour
    span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't Fuck
    him" somehow gave you a clean slate.

    So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to
    you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden
    retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been
    most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings
    for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't
    think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run
    of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as
    your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty
    hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my
    place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up
    tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning
    commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for
    a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that
    when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on
    top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh
    our heads off about the time it happened.

    By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class
    you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs
    you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little
    like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

    PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email.

    Talk to you never,
    Brad

    this is in or around PWN3D

    no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

    107081114
     
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    FunTimePartyTeam - Replied Nov 9, 2005

    nice
     
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  3. rental

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    rental - Replied Nov 9, 2005

    ouch. that shit had to hurt.




    "Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45
    minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long
    because you ate too much bran that morning

    damn...blowing some guy while youre dates a few feet away. 45 minutes...
     
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  4. sarcasm

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    sarcasm - Replied Nov 9, 2005

    DAMN



    i thoroughly enjoyed your resonse. fuck a dumb broad
     
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  5. Abracadabra

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    Abracadabra - Replied Nov 9, 2005

    you can't see it, but right now i'm giving you a standing ovation
     
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  6. Grimes

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    Grimes - Replied Nov 9, 2005

    haha,well done
     
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    Tyler Durden - Replied Nov 9, 2005

    Well that was certainly thorough...
     
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    mackfatsoe - Replied Nov 9, 2005

    hahaha.
     
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    imported_dowmagik - Replied Nov 9, 2005

    [​IMG]
    "I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great"
     
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    WhiteOx - Replied Nov 9, 2005

    Wait, was that you Gambler's Grin?
     
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    hahaha, dope.
     
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    yea its kinda pwn3d.
     
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    InnerCityRebel - Replied Nov 9, 2005

    The reply was awesome.that shit had me rolling..I hope he finds the glasses and returns them in a bag of dog shit..good job Brad whoever you are..
     
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    hahahahahahhaahaa.... :lol: awesome.
     
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    i woulda killed that bitch on spot.
     
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