Tough Love Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Ive been thinking about this a lot and Im stumped. Why is there no superheros in our city/world? Why hasn't some nutcase gotten a costum and started fighting crime already? You'd think with so much insperation someone would have thought of it by now. Even if no one has any "super powers" you can still go fight crime in a looney costum and get bitches. I don't get it. If I ever fail school or something, I'm going to become a superhero and go killing and arresting crooks. Watch out! But seriously, if you guys decided to be superheros, what would u call urself, what would be ur weapons of choice etc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 been smoking pot lately?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@May 13 2005, 12:31 AM been smoking pot lately?? Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted May 13, 2005 Author Share Posted May 13, 2005 nah that batman begins trailor got me thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 There is one superhero that walks among us. No other than... *drumroll* ANGLE GRINDER MAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING OF HELL Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 i'm all for dressing up in a costume and going batman, and beating thugs and criminals and mobsters with bats wrapped in razorwire, and stabbing them in the face, and drowning all of them. im all for it. i want to have that as my job. i want to be the collector of karmic debt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 <homoblock> If face stabbing is involved, can I be robin? </homoblock> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThreeSixtyReturns Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 clay is a superhero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 GREAT THREAD. I was just thinking about this as I brushed my teeth, and I came upon two ideas of who I'd be. First, I'd be The DIRTY PAKI. I would drown racists in curry and my secret lair would be a basement apartment filled with every relative I could find. No one would go near it because of the awful 'ethnic' stench emanating from it. Second, I think I'd be on some Judge Dredd shit and call myself THE REDEEMER or something. I would just kill, kill, kill, a la Punisher. Mad guns...maaaaad guns. And I would kill anybody doing ANYthing illegal..except maybe smoking weed or some shit. No questions asked - death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Tough Love, you should read Watchmen, by Alan Moore and David Lloyd. It's a graphic novel all about peeps who are costumed vigilantes, and very adult. One of the best comics I've ever read, hands down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slumlord Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 its been done before yo, but the only villans there fighting are figments of there imagantion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Id be like the punisher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted May 13, 2005 Author Share Posted May 13, 2005 id probably predator style. Killing criminals in the most gruesome way possible using olden day weapons such as pointy metal things on long sticks, and sharp throwing discs. hah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 I'd just be a straight up vigilante rocking blue jeans, steel toe boots and a wife beater stained with the gore of criminals. the new larry clark movie looks dope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WhiteOx Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Originally posted by Tough Love@May 13 2005, 12:17 AM Ive been thinking about this a lot and Im stumped. Why is there no superheros in our city/world? Why hasn't some nutcase gotten a costum and started fighting crime already? You'd think with so much insperation someone would have thought of it by now. Even if no one has any "super powers" you can still go fight crime in a looney costum and get bitches. I don't get it. If I ever fail school or something, I'm going to become a superhero and go killing and arresting crooks. Watch out! But seriously, if you guys decided to be superheros, what would u call urself, what would be ur weapons of choice etc? Quoted post in reality the closest you can get to being a superhero is denzel washington in man on fire, and hes more of a crazed vigilante (who dies at the end) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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