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Fight a lion...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Overtime, Nov 4, 2004.

  1. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    As i was watchin the news a moment ago, a story came up, a very hilarious story. I have not the time yet to find the article about it.

    A japanease gentlemen entered a lion cage and began yelling "bite me bite me" (read in funny japanease tone). Why did he do this you ask, because he was trying to convert them to christianity.....they bit him, a few times,,,,,
     
  2. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    Lion Attacks Taiwanese Man in Zoo Cage
    Wednesday, November 03, 2004


    TAIPEI, Taiwan ? A lion (search) mauled a man who jumped into its cage Wednesday at a zoo in Taiwan's capital, yelling religious slogans.

    Cable TV stations captured the attack in which the man apparently escaped without being seriously injured.

    Broadcast footage showed a lion ripping the man's jacket off as he stood in the cage's grassy enclosure. The animal bit his arm and clawed at his trousers before retreating.

    The man, identified only by the last name Chen, then calmly stood with his arms outstretched in front of the animal. A second lion in the cage did not join in the attack.

    Witness Hsu Li-jen told cable station CTI that the man shouted "Jesus (search) will save you" at the animals.

    Guards drove the lions away with water hoses, and police shot the animals with tranquilizer darts. The man then picked up his jacket and climbed out of the pen himself. He was taken to the hospital for tests.


    the story on tv said more about it, "BITE ME" is what they said on tv
     
  3. OMG Im Naked

    OMG Im Naked Junior Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2004 Messages: 153 Likes Received: 0
    OK, thats great....now get back to studying.
     
  4. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    hahah crazy asians
     
  5. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    yes, omg im naked is my new hero, not because he's naked, not because he is orignally funny, not because he has no reason to be a fag boner ass on here, but because he has decided to be a dumbass for no reason....
     
  6. L*S*D

    L*S*D New Jack

    Joined: Jan 29, 2002 Messages: 1 Likes Received: 0
    eh i do it all the time
     
  7. WitE TrAsH

    WitE TrAsH Member

    Joined: May 1, 2004 Messages: 416 Likes Received: 1
    :haha: :haha: Ahhh the comedy on this thread just made my night!
     
  8. OMG Im Naked

    OMG Im Naked Junior Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2004 Messages: 153 Likes Received: 0
    its just my way of saying I love you man.
     
  9. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    oh,,,,well then, *uncomfortable replacement for "i love you" cuz i dont yet pat on the back*
     
  10. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,835 Likes Received: 92
    yea lions are huge
     
  11. BeautifulDecay

    BeautifulDecay New Jack

    Joined: Nov 3, 2004 Messages: 17 Likes Received: 0
    a lion will fuck somebodys day up :yuck: :beat: :yuck: :beat:
     
  12. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

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  13. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

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    ill try to find one,,,,
     
  14. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    that reminds me of an old oass story of this hindu guy or something like that who died because he was trying to put a necklace of flowers on a tiger (he believed it wouldnt attack him because they were linked spiritually). he was mauled to death and won a darwin award.
     
  15. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    the darwin awards are amazing....damn
     
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