female masturbation

yeah. its pretty well accepted that all but three guys on the planet, plus paraplegics (who aren’t really humans anyway), and pre-pubescent boys beat off but i've always wondered about girls.

of the few girls i've had frank discussions about solo action with, three have admitted to masturbation. i gather that girls, if they are inclined to masturbate, learn long before most males do (8 to 9, as i understand). and every porn star profile i've seen that has a masturbation category is always answered with an emphatic "yes!", but that's not really an accurate portrayal of the general population.

girls, it is universally acknowledged, are less horny that guys, or at least more often discrete when they are. so the question is: are nearly all girls masturbating? and as often as us?

i spoke to this chick who said that she used to do it all the time before she got a bf, and now that she got him when his not in the mood all she has to do is masturbate and hes all over her

think about it how many millions and millions of vibrators and dildoes are sold wordwide each yearl, the chicks dont buy them for no reason

no, but hopefully im wrong.

they are, and on the reg.

i think they do...thats why they go to the bathroom together, to teach each other new moves

my girl gets her self off, in front of me at that, the reason? she can have five orgasms by herself by the time it takes me to have one, so if we have sex she has to wait for me to finish to be polite. i wish i could have five orgasms in ten minutes.

i ususally ask girls straight up...when they're drunk :).."do you masterbate?"they usually reply,"yes." like i was stupid for asking such a question..."of course i do."

yo peep this...

i was at the bar with the lady right, this honey with fly braids comes up and my girls starts talking to her about her braids..so im chillen just drinken and the i hear " so instead of masturbating i got my friend to lay me today, uhhhh, he laid me so good i had a orgasm the second time we did it!" .......im like, woah honey is cute right, tima take both em home...but then honeys sister sees her smoking and comes out and tries to burn her on the breast, allthough honeys sister was HOT!!!!!!!!!, i stepped in and was like nahhhhhhh, you cant burn honey that got laid today and told me about it on the titty, so honey goes on about getting fucked really good all day to my lady right......so i went and took the mental hard on and macked on another honey.

My girlfriend reckons she doesn’t and never has. I don't believe her. Don’t believe any of them. They all lie. Conniving back-stabbing bitches. Wanker’s the lot of them I tell ya, wank, wank, wank. Thats all they do. Tossers.

no shit.....every girl gets off...its like guys are horny and talk about, but the women, they just handle business and dont say shit.

girls masturbate, some birds do it too....there is another animal other than humans and irds that jacks off too but I can't think who.

Originally posted by GLASS*ETCH

yo peep this...

i was at the bar with the lady right, this honey with fly braids comes up and my girls starts talking to her about her braids..so im chillen just drinken and the i hear " so instead of masturbating i got my friend to lay me today, uhhhh, he laid me so good i had a orgasm the second time we did it!" .......im like, woah honey is cute right, tima take both em home...but then honeys sister sees her smoking and comes out and tries to burn her on the breast, allthough honeys sister was HOT!!!!!!!!!, i stepped in and was like nahhhhhhh, you cant burn honey that got laid today and told me about it on the titty, so honey goes on about getting fucked really good all day to my lady right......so i went and took the mental hard on and macked on another honey.

HAHAHAHAHhaha.......er......huh?;)

oh...so then i went and macked on three other super fine women until the dates asked me politely to leave.....next thing i remember im at the booth with another fly lady asking to take me and my girl home, but my girl wasnt down.....so, i went home with girl.........but i gotta see the bartenders panties after freedrinks.

oh yeah...cause honey with the braids dissed me after i saved her titty from a cig burn.....but then she showed up at my girls work asking if we had broke up yet and if she could have my number.

Yes, of course we do.

chiefblame - I'd be pretty sure the vast majority of female masturbation is done using hands...............

Conniving back-stabbing bitches.

amen.

This is the best thread ever...

most girls do, but watch out for the ones that dont

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Raw Fish---This is somewhat off topic, but, another reason to drive a big white van is that you want to be able to live in it and drive around without attracting a bunch of attention. I had an acquaintence once that bought a used van from a real estate company, that the real eastate company used for property maintenance. He left the company logo on it and drove it all over the place, parked it in wealthy neighborhoods, slept in it at night and never once got hassled.

As regards the female masturbation thing, of course they do. They just don't usually discuss it with all their pals over beer, LOL. I had a slightly older female friend in high school (1967) who was supposed to have been a lesbian. She and another girl (several of them, actually) were all still in the Girl Scouts at age seventeen or eighteen. They did all kinds of cool shit like white-water rafting, and rappelling and bicycling across Texas. We used to hang out at her apartment after she graduated from high school. She kind of had a "thing" going with this other girl. One night at a small party at her apartment, she decided, high as a kite, that she was going to "prove" that she "really was" a lesbian by deliberately sleeping with one of the guys present. We all sat down in a circle (four guys) and she spun a Coke bottle (a glass Coke bottle, it was a long time ago) and it pointed at me. So, the two of us went back into her bedroom, and climbed into bed.

I hadn't had a girlfriend in a long time, and the idea of having sex with a lesbian was pretty exciting, so I wound up giving her a memorable heterosexual experience. On top of everything else, she was a virgin (hah! Not for long).

Afterwards she told me that she never knew sex could be so wonderful (I thought she was teasing me) and said (this is a verbatim quote, but remember, we were both plastered) "Sex with girls is like a big, juicy hamburger. But sex with boys is like steak." We kind of had an on-going sexual thing until she thought she might be pregnant, and she freaked out and we broke it off.

Years later, I ran into her one night at a famous Houston club for folk music, the Old Quarter, and she was real drunk and had her arm all around my shoulder at the bar, and shouted out real loud, "Hey, everybody! This is the beautiful boy that got my cherry!" She was really hammered, and I wasn't beautiful. She was married by then, but wanted one more fling, so I took her home to my place and treated the girl right. I told her, "You should have stayed with me." She said, "I know. I fucked up."

Today, she and her former husband are both hopeless drug addicts. I haven't seen her since 1974. But she was a bright light back when she was a kid.

girls are the most secretive masterbators i once came across a hawaiian or asian horny girl she let me draw all over her and tried to turn me on but taking the marker and started masterbating with it. since i wasnt used to seeing this i was quite trippin the fuck out. not i see it all the time not the marker thing tho but masterbating yes.

some girls need a good fuck and while other need some seductive loving and passion

here i am answering this question:

i think it's perfectly normal for a girl to masterbate as much as she wants. a girl may be lying if she says that she doesnt masterbate. please....why deny that it actually feels good touching down there. i will admit that it does feel nice. i feel that it is more discreet. in our society (although women have come a long way)...women have been taught to act like a lady. some women just dont feel comfortable with telling people what they do behind doors. plain and simple. maybe it's just not anyone else's business.

we may not masterbate as much as guys though. guys think about women all the time and get aroused. women think about men, and that would prolly be it. its so much more easier for guys to masterbate too. just pull it out and masterbate. we have to pull our pants down, get comfortable, and do whatever. we just have to find the right time and place for it.

Originally posted by SKUMBALUCKAH

My girlfriend reckons she doesn’t and never has. I don't believe her. Don’t believe any of them. They all lie. Conniving back-stabbing bitches. Wanker’s the lot of them I tell ya, wank, wank, wank. Thats all they do. Tossers.

Originally posted by SKUMBALUCKAH

My girlfriend reckons she doesn’t and never has. I don't believe her. Don’t believe any of them. They all lie. Conniving back-stabbing bitches. Wanker’s the lot of them I tell ya, wank, wank, wank. Thats all they do. Tossers.

ha ha ha.most of the girls i have asked have admitted it.

girls are deceptive evil little cum receptacles, if they say they dont masturbate in a tone that says quit prying, then they own a dildo, but all humans except baptists(cause theyre retarded and brainwashed) masturbate at least a decicus in thier lifetime.

I promise you and dont forget to ask god that question when you get to heaven.

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Anyone ever hear about those monkeys that masturbate??

I seen it on the discovery channel a while back, the females have mass orgy's rubbing their monkey clits together.

Yeah, some girls don't use their hands though. Some just let the water in the bathtub run over their cooch or something like that. But they definitely all do it.

yeah, girls are definitely pleasing themselves..

so many can't find a man who can do it anyway

plus***

girls can have as many orgasms as they want in a row

girls can masturbate almost anywhere they want to

....sorry though, i'm not telling any stories

:huh?:

Originally posted by Zack Morris

girls masturbate, some birds do it too....there is another animal other than humans and irds that jacks off too but I can't think who.

dolphins...i think

Originally posted by bodice_ripper

Yes, of course we do.

 

chiefblame - I'd be pretty sure the vast majority of female masturbation is done using hands...............

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Hahahaha! I think it's funny that all these guys get all excited over girls masturbating.

Perhaps you think that since they're pleasuring themselves they'd take any dick they could get.

Well, I don't think that's so true. I mean, you wouldn't fuck a mule, eh?

What I'm trying to say is... you're all too ugly to fuck anyone.

Thank you and goodnight.