theillp Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 any one have any stories when you were harrased by customs? make me feel better.. the most irritating part is they can do almost whatever they want and you cant do shit.. when you do they always overpower you last (either with tease/insult or cavity search etc...) i found ways to act stern with them without them doing to much back but they still being fcuking dicks.. got more powers than police.. they can insult you and get away with it you insult them back they just go further search you etc etc violate your rights (probably).. fucking dicks.. killor maybe use law huma rights type shit against them i dont know.. gonihgioa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 never had problems...are u talkin bout customs at airports or border crossings? My run ins have been usually at airports...nothing exciting.... but while were at the subject of killing...why stop at customs officials...dont sell your self short Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 customs would not let me into canada and ruined a vacation i was having at the time. their reasons were bullshit: the FBI had provided some outdated info that made it look like i was a fugitive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 so, symbols is a fugitive, interessting customs was pretty nice to me when i have had to deal, but im a nice guy, maybe you had your penis out of the zipper and they didtn like that? no outside meats into our country, ya know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 customs normally ask you a few questions: where did you go? how long were you there? where did you stay? what did you do? where do you live? what do you do[as a job]? they almost ALWAYS ask this shit the ONLY time i have never been asked this (and i've been in and out of the country about ten times) was when i went to amsterdam. they asked me where i'd been, i said "amsterdam" and they gave me my passport and said "have a nice day" i think i was still buzzed form the brownies i ate on the plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 whats the big deal about answering those questions anyways^^^ you kill someone or something? who cares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 welp, let's not forget that one of the twenty hijackers that came into the country for 9/11 was CAUGHT in miami int'l airport by a very astute customs official who grilled the guy on all those points, and after the guy's lies and bullshit story fell apart, he sent the guy back to wherever the fuck he came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 whatever fugitive, i know you're real identity now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 and i know you are real identity too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Hahahah. You guys know a lot. I don't even know I am real identity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 fuck customs! when me and my cousins were coming back from Mexicali they were sweating us cause they thougth we didnt have papers. WTF? We were all born in Pomona, they even brought out the sniffing dog and checked my cousins navigator. Too bad the dog didnt do a good job cause i had half a pound of weed in my backpack. None of my cousins knew i had it but after the let us go i told them and they were all mad at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 The trick is to strike up a warm conversation with the random old couople wearing matching Hawian shirts as you walk through the gates where they do random searches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 i get hassled at almost every border point i cross. im used to it, so i guess i dont mind. having 30+ stamps in my passport always demands questioning... so your a student? and you travel this frequently? uhhh yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 i don't think i've been harassed by any customs folks even when carrying a lot of alcohol and anything else i could pick up. i don't ever seem to get harassed for much of anything.. must be my evident innocence of anything bad ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 I don't know what it is about customs, but I always feel super nervous crossing the border. I never get detained, I have no record that would cause me any trouble, but whenever I cross into the states I feel like at any point during the questions I could be hauled out of the car at gunpoint and detained. Thats why I like canada customs, the worst I have to worry about with them is sitting around for 3 hours and filling out paperwork so they can tax me to death for everything. I've found the key to dealing with customs agents is the same as dealing with police. be polite, look them in the eye and give them short, simple, direct answers. its worked so far for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 I get yanked aside at the airport all the time but its my own fault. I just look like a grimey ass terrorist when i dont shave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Originally posted by theillp@Sep 2 2005, 12:42 PM the most irritating part is they can do almost whatever they want and you cant do shit.. when you do they always overpower you last (either with tease/insult or cavity search etc...) i found ways to act stern with them without them doing to much back Quoted post I just read this again. It reads more like your secret gay rape fantasy than anything customs does on a regular basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 These are the kind of customs I feel like killing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theillp Posted September 3, 2005 Author Share Posted September 3, 2005 no cause i never been cavity searched it as just a guess on how far thy would go.. nevermind i dont care as long as they dont gice a shit about graffiti images.. you probly knowmore about your rights with that then them.. drugs eapons goods from other country records etc is mostly what look for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Originally posted by symbols@Sep 2 2005, 03:44 PM and i know you are real identity too. Quoted post seems as though all my info i never give out has gotten around pretty rapidly then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
type R Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 that or symbols was mocking your poor grammar. but whatever you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Originally posted by type R@Sep 3 2005, 01:53 PM that or symbols was mocking your poor grammar. but whatever you think. Quoted post haha, holy shit, i didnt even see that, i am usually pretty good about that....dang, zing right there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 all your base belong to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 all your base are belong to us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GnomeToys Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Originally posted by theillp@Sep 3 2005, 11:44 AM no cause i never been cavity searched it as just a guess on how far thy would go.. Quoted post Ah, so it isn't your gay rape fantasy because it hasn't happened yet. I like your logic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theillp Posted September 6, 2005 Author Share Posted September 6, 2005 ah, so just becasue im thinking of them cavity searching me means its a gay fantasy? i like your logic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 haven't had any customs problems, but i have to say LAX has the longest and most retarded check-in process ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Originally posted by theillp@Sep 5 2005, 08:41 PM ah, so just becasue im thinking of them cavity searching me means its a gay fantasy? i like your logic Quoted post We're agreed then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 i leave the country like 3 or four times a year most times to the same place. as of 2 years ago a black customs official begin noticing me in and out all the time so now evertime i come back in conveniently hes always there..guess what? i get taken to the little room and questioned. this is one of the biggest airport in the states Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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