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favorite SNL skit.....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, Jul 4, 2001.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    while ive got to say the "nat x" and "im chillin" skits were funny as shit currently (currently as in comedy central re-runs....the current season just sucks) has got to be the celebriy jeporady skits with will ferel as alex trebec and darrel hammond as sean connery......god, regardless of mood that skit makes me laugh....

    brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
  2. Cyber Optx

    Cyber Optx Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2001 Messages: 514 Likes Received: 0
    i like the copy machine guy..thats pretty funny...theres one that's like a little kiddie show--a train related learning show..umm some shit, well anyway there are 4 people holding up signs w/ different letters..it ends up saying "fuck" but they get all screwed up and the host for "this show" goes bezerk trying to stop the little kids...i'm rambling but it's still funny

    they've had Vanilla Ice on SNL some hilarious shit!!!
    MC hammer was on there, but he kicks
  3. Inept

    Inept Member

    Joined: Apr 21, 2001 Messages: 377 Likes Received: 0
    The Homocil commercial was funny.

    Um, I would say Dominican Lou is my faveriote bit.
  4. beardo

    beardo Guest

    helloooo.. sprokets.. and biography


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  6. the old school one where there was this store and all it sold was like boxes and little compartment jawns and they would ask the guys who worked there well what can i do with this and he would answer yah put your weed in it man....
  7. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    One of my favorites is the one with Will Ferrell and that new woman on the show, where they're husband and wife and are hanging out with another couple and getting really touchy-feely with each other and calling each other "lllllova"...hahaha...and the other couple get really uneasy and shit and finally just leave. HAHAHAHA!!
  8. cfocfocfocfo

    cfocfocfocfo New Jack

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 36 Likes Received: 0
    dood the funniest skit is Will Ferrol acting as harry carry..."what would you rather have, a ham sandwich or mad cow disease?" hahaha thats gets me rolling around dying for breath. "ooh good i thought you were gonna say mad cow!" hahahhaha
  9. Hahaha, the other day Cristopher Walken was in it, and they had this skit about a centaur applying for some job. Walken, the interviewer, would start asking him "centaur" questions and the centaur would get pissed because they didn't relate to the job he was applying to.

    Walken: "So as a centaur... are you atracted to women or horses?"

    Centaur: "Uh, eh, I'm only attracted to female centaurs. But what does this have to do with the job position? I assure you, I got my MBA from Yale Univ..."

    Walken: "Mr.Centaur, do you want this job or not?"

    Centaur: "Uh, yes, sir, sorry."

    Walken: "Then in addition to the normal job-related questions I asked you previously, you must also answer centaur questions. So let's say there's a barn... with a window. And a horse is standing outside the barn and it's sticking its head inside the window, so you can't see its head from the outside. Would you be attracted to its rear end?"

    Centaur: "Uh, sir... Um, I really don..."

    Walken: "Yes? The job? Please answer the question."

    Centaur: "Uh, yeah, yeah, I guess I would be attracted to it."

    Walken: <silence> "...you sick bastard."

    Hahahaha, I don't know why, but it was funny as shit. And at the end, after all the centaur questions, the poor thing asks "Well, do I get the job?", and Walken says "No, we don't hire centaurs." I need a beer.

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  10. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    "Not one for the ladies, are we Trebec."

    Toilets are for the uninspired.
  11. PIRone716

    PIRone716 Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2001 Messages: 837 Likes Received: 1
    any Crosstalk one....WRONG!!!

    your ghetto if you pee in the shower...
  12. brown twinkie

    brown twinkie Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2001 Messages: 8,127 Likes Received: 0
    yea, i like the jeopardy sketch here and there too....but i can't stand darryl hammond....i just think he's really not funny. i saw his stand up once...pitiful.
    man i'm critical sometimes.....but...
    i liked the jeopardy one with norm macdonald playing burt reynolds playing turd ferguson.
    about the new season.....its too bad, cuz there's some funny ass people on that show, but...the writing is just horrible sometimes.
    i really like the jimmy fallon/chris parnell skit "the bloeder brothers" or whatever its callled....there's still some gems.
    and my all time favourite host is chris walken....
    does anyone remember a few years ago when he hosted and he was playing a talk show host...the subject was men wanting their wives to be fatter......and he kept calling them 'fat stinkin' pieces of hog meat'????haha.....
  13. brown twinkie

    brown twinkie Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2001 Messages: 8,127 Likes Received: 0
    and sprockets too.....damn that was funny shit.
    i freaked when i heard that was gonna get made into a movie,
    then, i was disgusted that it was no longer gonna happen.....fuckin
    hell that would be a sweet one... [​IMG]
  14. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    weekend update with norm macdonald or colin quinn was the best...
  15. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    Originally posted by boogie hands:
    has got to be the celebriy jeporady skits with will ferel as alex trebec and darrel hammond as sean connery......god, regardless of mood that skit makes me laugh....


    "Not one for the ladies, are we Trebec."

    Toilets are for the uninspired.


    "ill take the rapists for 400 trebec!"