boogie hands Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 while ive got to say the "nat x" and "im chillin" skits were funny as shit currently (currently as in comedy central re-runs....the current season just sucks) has got to be the celebriy jeporady skits with will ferel as alex trebec and darrel hammond as sean connery......god, regardless of mood that skit makes me laugh.... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Optx Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 i like the copy machine guy..thats pretty funny...theres one that's like a little kiddie show--a train related learning show..umm some shit, well anyway there are 4 people holding up signs w/ different letters..it ends up saying "fuck" but they get all screwed up and the host for "this show" goes bezerk trying to stop the little kids...i'm rambling but it's still funny they've had Vanilla Ice on SNL some hilarious shit!!! MC hammer was on there, but he kicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 helloooo.. sprokets.. and biography Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inept Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 The Homocil commercial was funny. Um, I would say Dominican Lou is my faveriote bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 decafinated foldgers crystals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KARD like WOE Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 the old school one where there was this store and all it sold was like boxes and little compartment jawns and they would ask the guys who worked there well what can i do with this and he would answer yah put your weed in it man.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 One of my favorites is the one with Will Ferrell and that new woman on the show, where they're husband and wife and are hanging out with another couple and getting really touchy-feely with each other and calling each other "lllllova"...hahaha...and the other couple get really uneasy and shit and finally just leave. HAHAHAHA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfocfocfocfo Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 dood the funniest skit is Will Ferrol acting as harry carry..."what would you rather have, a ham sandwich or mad cow disease?" hahaha thats gets me rolling around dying for breath. "ooh good i thought you were gonna say mad cow!" hahahhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 Hahaha, the other day Cristopher Walken was in it, and they had this skit about a centaur applying for some job. Walken, the interviewer, would start asking him "centaur" questions and the centaur would get pissed because they didn't relate to the job he was applying to. Walken: "So as a centaur... are you atracted to women or horses?" Centaur: "Uh, eh, I'm only attracted to female centaurs. But what does this have to do with the job position? I assure you, I got my MBA from Yale Univ..." Walken: "Mr.Centaur, do you want this job or not?" Centaur: "Uh, yes, sir, sorry." Walken: "Then in addition to the normal job-related questions I asked you previously, you must also answer centaur questions. So let's say there's a barn... with a window. And a horse is standing outside the barn and it's sticking its head inside the window, so you can't see its head from the outside. Would you be attracted to its rear end?" Centaur: "Uh, sir... Um, I really don..." Walken: "Yes? The job? Please answer the question." Centaur: "Uh, yeah, yeah, I guess I would be attracted to it." Walken: <silence> "...you sick bastard." Hahahaha, I don't know why, but it was funny as shit. And at the end, after all the centaur questions, the poor thing asks "Well, do I get the job?", and Walken says "No, we don't hire centaurs." I need a beer. El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 Originally posted by boogie hands: has got to be the celebriy jeporady skits with will ferel as alex trebec and darrel hammond as sean connery......god, regardless of mood that skit makes me laugh.... "Not one for the ladies, are we Trebec." ------------------ Toilets are for the uninspired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIRone716 Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 any Crosstalk one....WRONG!!! ------------------ your ghetto if you pee in the shower... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 yea, i like the jeopardy sketch here and there too....but i can't stand darryl hammond....i just think he's really not funny. i saw his stand up once...pitiful. man i'm critical sometimes.....but... i liked the jeopardy one with norm macdonald playing burt reynolds playing turd ferguson. about the new season.....its too bad, cuz there's some funny ass people on that show, but...the writing is just horrible sometimes. i really like the jimmy fallon/chris parnell skit "the bloeder brothers" or whatever its callled....there's still some gems. and my all time favourite host is chris walken.... does anyone remember a few years ago when he hosted and he was playing a talk show host...the subject was men wanting their wives to be fatter......and he kept calling them 'fat stinkin' pieces of hog meat'????haha..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 and sprockets too.....damn that was funny shit. i freaked when i heard that was gonna get made into a movie, then, i was disgusted that it was no longer gonna happen.....fuckin hell that would be a sweet one... http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//icons/icon7.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 weekend update with norm macdonald or colin quinn was the best... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by boogie hands: has got to be the celebriy jeporady skits with will ferel as alex trebec and darrel hammond as sean connery......god, regardless of mood that skit makes me laugh.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Not one for the ladies, are we Trebec." ------------------ Toilets are for the uninspired. ------------------------------------------- "ill take the rapists for 400 trebec!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 yep - celeb jeopardy! is good. I always like 'Goth Talk' That shit was just classic..the jock brother always busting in on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFUME Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 u no it was the one wit chris farley when he keeps sayin "livin' in a van down buy the river!" ------------------ "So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me" -nas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 ...will farrel is fuckin funny no matter what he does...when hes a lounge singer or a cheerleader, or alex trebec, or as GWB, he kills me, like tears and cramps style...i like the gurl he gets teamed up with to alot, i kant pull her name out though...but ole school funny...always a big fan of dennis miller and the updates...man some brilliant people come outta that show...r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bottom Feeder Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 "Where ya goin'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dik.n.ur.ear Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 Bill Brasky..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 for me it's got to be the celebrity jeopardy with alex trebec, but when sean connery is on. that shit gets me every single time no matter what. I'll take "Colors that end in URPLE, Alex." "What is...light urple?" haha or that final jeopardy category, "Write anything." "Aaaaah 'ruff'... just the way your mother likes it trebec." The other contender would be when Christopher Walken was on and was being given the census by Tim Meadows. Bits of whatever I can remember... "How many people live in this house sir?" "Oh uhh...I don't know, 84?..What you think that's a little high huh? I don't know I'm bad at guesstimating." "Well why don't you just step inside and count sir..." "Okay well there's four I guess. There's me, my wife, and our two house plants." "Do you own any pets?" "Yes actually, my wife. She's a mountain lion." "Uhhh your wife is a mountain lion sir?" "Oh yes but I have all her papers and everything. Would you like to see?" "Uh sir this is a license to do street performance." "Oh I know, my wife is an integral part of my act." "So do you work a full time job sir?" "No I'm actually part-time. You see there are whole periods during the day where I'm, just doing no work at all. Like at night or something where I'll just sleep for like eight hours. It's ridiculous." just non stop absurdity. christopher walken is awesome in fact Tim Meadows has been in a lot of stuff i like..."Perspectives with Lionel Osbourne", "The Quiet Storm" (NYC radio), and who can forget that sitcom, "The Princess and the Homeboy" "Yo what's up motherfuckers! Where da pussy at?" oh and whenever Tracy Morgan says to the owner, "GET ME A SODA...BITCH!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foO' Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 the skit where adam sandler and megadeath sing the abc's. funny shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepOnIt Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 celebrity jepordy....sean connery-ill take the rapeists for 20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cracked ass Posted July 5, 2001 Share Posted July 5, 2001 Aside from the already-mentioned Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker ones with Chris Farley, I'd say the one where Seinfeld was Elijah the Prophet. "Is that a matzo ball or do you tie a chain to it and knock down buildings?" "You're the oldest daughter of the household, so I have to ask you the Four Questions. Number one: Are you a virgin?" "Yes" "Well forget the other 3 questions!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yel 2k Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 i like when ahh shit i forget her name goes to the pharmacy to get her scripts filled and she gets meth and shit.... that simmer down returns department shit was funny.... and i like the resteraunt guide skit with adam sandler and chris farley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nipples-galore Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 Mr. Peepers & Jeopardy. "Suck it Trebeck".....hahahah, aw shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 Celebrity Jeopardy hands down....the Turd Furgeson one being one of my favorites.. Norm McDonald does the absolutely greatest fuckin impression of Burt Reynolds.. Reynolds: "I want ya to give me ah....Ape Tit for 800" Ferrel: "It's not ape tit!" the part where he comes walkin out in the fuckin foam cowboy hat was hilarious too...somethin makes me think they pick on the new guys, seems they always raggin on Jimmy Fallon... The other skit that Will Ferrel does...like Actor's Theater or somethin like that...fucking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 Originally posted by SleepOnIt: celebrity jepordy....sean connery-ill take the rapeists for 20. you're not much of a ladies man are ya trebeck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabeza_N5 AT Posted July 6, 2001 Share Posted July 6, 2001 THE ONE GUEST STARING JOHN TRAVOLTA!!!! "I MUST REJECT YOUR OFFER OF FRUIT JUICE." yeah i stole it "LARRY, LARRY EAT THIS COOKIE.........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeehouseFunkstar Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 you guys got me bustin guts up hear..I'm laughin my ass off remembering all these skits.. the Jeopardy ones are great and anything with Sheri Oteri is sick..the cheerleaders rock, but the illest was during the whole recount thing when they were doing George W and Al Gore..HAHA!!! I'm STILL laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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