taco bell bomber Posted May 16, 2001 Share Posted May 16, 2001 ralph wiggum talking to super intendent chalmers.. "hi super nitendo chalmers"...i was laughing for a good 7 min when i herd that tonight..those simpson writers are good persons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted May 16, 2001 Share Posted May 16, 2001 you neglected to mention: "Kids, dont sit so close to the T.V. it will hurt your eyes.. ...(kids)No it wont.. ..(Homer, waving his fist)Oh yes it will.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted May 16, 2001 Share Posted May 16, 2001 yoink* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_SecretAgentX9 Posted May 16, 2001 Share Posted May 16, 2001 ~excellent~ everytime i hear mr. burns say that i laugh my arse off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoSeR Posted May 16, 2001 Share Posted May 16, 2001 the one where hes like i went to shelbyville and ate at a mc donalds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatMorGlue Posted May 16, 2001 Share Posted May 16, 2001 i sleep in a drawer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepOnIt Posted May 16, 2001 Share Posted May 16, 2001 U...R....GAY...tee hee it says you are gay.-homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted May 16, 2001 Share Posted May 16, 2001 "you kissed a girl, thats sooo gay" "his can control is amazing" while bart is spraypainting in shelbyville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*ZEMONEDOE$ Posted May 16, 2001 Share Posted May 16, 2001 "why do the pretty ones always have to be crazy" chief wigham mmm beeer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nipples-galore Posted May 16, 2001 Share Posted May 16, 2001 "when i grow up, im going to go to bovine university"-r.w. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted May 16, 2001 Share Posted May 16, 2001 i beat the smart kids, i beat the smart kids.. ouch! i bent my wookie.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay-Burner Posted May 16, 2001 Share Posted May 16, 2001 Bart: Skinner is a nut. He has a rubber butt. Skinner: young man I can assure you my posterior is nothing more than flesh, bone and that metal plate I got in Nam. also Homer: We could start our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing is the way it seems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seym1has2no3fiends Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 "nobody who speaks german can be that bad!" "my work crawled into my mouth and then I ate it can I have another one?" "no ralph" somebody please say the quote where homer says that all negative words begin with children? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seym1has2no3fiends Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 "ooh, they have the internet for computers now!" -homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 DOH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 "Tastes like burning" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 i think you mistaken about the ralph wiggum one...it was "my cat's breath smells like hotdogs.." ... and the carnival one.. Chief Wiggum: "Have you seen my friend...'Bill'?" Homer: "I don't know what you are talking about." Lisa: "Dad, he's tryin to ask you abou.." Homer: "Shhhh....Daddy's talking to the police officer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay-Burner Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 Actually Ferris your wrong ralph says "my cats breathe smells like catfood" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proph UAcrew Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 "WHY I AUGHTA...." ------------------ There comes a time in every mans education when he reaches the conviction that envy is ignorance: and Imitation is suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yel 2k Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 chief wigham and his partner are sitting in a car looking for homer and mr burns in a red car. the car speeds by partner: i think thats them. wigham: nah thats more of a burgandy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 " that place was Finger Ling Ling Good" when Kentucky Fried Panda got burned down, or closed down or something like that... finger ling ling good.... hhhhahaha... still gets me every time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelACKson Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 "in america, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women"---home j-muthaufckin-simpson...this post can end now cuase i just got the best simpsons quote ever!! TRY AND TOP THAT ONE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyster Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 tastes like burning ------------------ we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars--oscar wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 "My cat's breath smells like cat food" ------------------ Toilets are for the uninspired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 "Everything's coming up Milhouse!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 Remember the time your dog ate my goldfish, and you told me I never had a fish, but why'd I have the bowl Bart? Why'd I have the bowl?!? ------------------ 2 Can Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyster Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 "el barto" "mom...i wanna be a rockstar" ------------------ we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars--oscar wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seym1has2no3fiends Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 Originally posted by Ferris Bueller: i think you mistaken about the ralph wiggum one...it was "my cat's breath smells like hotdogs.." ... and the carnival one.. Chief Wiggum: "Have you seen my friend...'Bill'?" Homer: "I don't know what you are talking about." Lisa: "Dad, he's tryin to ask you abou.." Homer: "Shhhh....Daddy's talking to the police officer." no, it's not "hotdogs" you crazy fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASK Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 homer: everytime i learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. remember when i got that home wine-making course and i forgot how to drive? Marge: thats because you were drunk! Homer: and how... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay-Burner Posted May 17, 2001 Share Posted May 17, 2001 http://members.optushome.com.au/kraptacular/ralph.gif'> [This message has been edited by Clay-Burner (edited 05-17-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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