TheoHuxtable Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 Since we were talking about "I breathe spears" let's list our favorite deathmetal/blackmetal songs. "Bladder Infestation" - Pestilence Evil "Splattered Brain & Skull Matter" by Malignant Tumor "Butthole Fluids" by Carcass Testicles "Rape Your Children" by Cesspool "Lying In Feces" by Acid Mildew "Crushed Ligaments" by Contaminated Drinking Water "Satanic Hitler" by Carcinoma "Obliterated Skull Fragments" by Holokaust Death Seriously what the fuck is up with you weirdos? I don't see how you weirdos can listen to this retarded garbage. And white people always want to hate on Hiphop. I think this garbage is a better candidate for being labeled as incoherent "noise" as well as being repulsive and unneccessarily violent. Funny thing is that these bands are fake and make up some type of satanic death-gore bullshit and market it as a gimmick. That's all it is. A gimmick. They grew up in suburbs with neatly-lined flower gardens with people walking their dogs. They needed a gimmick to make a record deal. Although I'm no fan of 50 Cent, at least he's actually from the projects of some hood. Those deathmetal cats who layed the groundwork for their albums in their Mom's garage out in Spring Falls, Idaho would be like a Green Day band if they could get signed but the death/blackmetal gimmick worked out easier for them. Plus it made them feel hard. I also notice that the majority of people that listen to it are the same nerds and dorks that are into Dungeons N Dragons and Dragonball Z. And the band names are retarded as hell. I just made up those names and songs to show how ridiculous that shit is. Weirdos. http://tyrantwrath.blig.ig.com.br/imagens/blackmetal.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 the majority of all black metal and death metal bands aren't from USA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE the majority of all black metal and death metal bands aren't from USA hey whats that one song called?the one we heard EVERY sunday night? that one is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 i prefer Jesus rap but south of heaven by slayer is what comes to mind, and not like super white Jesus rap or anything but suttle african american rapper references to Jesus in rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enueone Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 brujera jesus rap? http://www.samma.nl/shop/cd/image/FL9460.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenoz Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 AT THE GATES-Blinded by Fear BRUJERIA-Mantando Guerros SLAYER-Angel of Death VENOM-1000 days in sodom SEPULTURA-Arise five of the best metal songs ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 yeah your right, these songs are gay. as are these bands. like, why are they all upset at sodom and mildew. death metal blows. people who think they are a gargoyle are fucked up. theyre usually either scrubby kids who wear big black exhaust/jnco jeans from "stiches" over some beat up skate shoes, carry around a discman at all times one of those behind the ears headphones ones, have a scrubby moustache/beard, long hair and are as smart as a rock, oh and always have a hoodie on. http://www.hottopic.com/Assets/product_images/zm/247412_zm.jpg'> rock on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 hey, don't knock the pants. do you have any idea how many cans i can carry in all those hidden pockets? i don't even take a bag out with me when i go painting anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuckWhitey Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 wrong thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted January 26, 2004 Author Share Posted January 26, 2004 Originally posted by T.T Boy yeah your right, these songs are gay. as are these bands. like, why are they all upset at sodom and mildew. death metal blows. people who think they are a gargoyle are fucked up. theyre usually either scrubby kids who wear big black exhaust/jnco jeans from "stiches" over some beat up skate shoes, carry around a discman at all times one of those behind the ears headphones ones, have a scrubby moustache/beard, long hair and are as smart as a rock, oh and always have a hoodie on. http://www.hottopic.com/Assets/product_images/zm/247412_zm.jpg'> rock on Not saying those deathmetal junkies don't rock that, but I see mainly techno/raver nerds with that shit on. But yeah, stop thinking you're a gargoyole and that there was ever a such thing as a Satanic religion. You're the same nerdy motherfucker that plays Dungeons & Dragons and Dragonball Z. And all you talk about is how the world is coming to an end and how the world is against you and how you hate everybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahblahblah Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Originally posted by T.T Boy yeah your right, these songs are gay. as are these bands. like, why are they all upset at sodom and mildew. death metal blows. people who think they are a gargoyle are fucked up. theyre usually either scrubby kids who wear big black exhaust/jnco jeans from "stiches" over some beat up skate shoes, carry around a discman at all times one of those behind the ears headphones ones, have a scrubby moustache/beard, long hair and are as smart as a rock, oh and always have a hoodie on. http://www.hottopic.com/Assets/product_images/zm/247412_zm.jpg'> rock on oh come onnnn...i thought everyone went through a deicide phase at about 14... the pants, however, are ALWAYS never-forgive-action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING? Seriously...you need to be fucking educated on a subject before you bash it. You think all death/blackmetal bands have gimmicks? Not really. Death metal bands are USUALLY just out to have fun and be disgusting. Blackmetal bands are USUALLY just out to have fun and be the most evil band possible (which is amusing, but its their thing..haha). Even if bands have gimmicks, it doesn't make them bad. Gimmicks can be really fun and interesting sometimes. These metal guys just want to have fun and make brutal music. Half of the fucking metal isn't even from the united states. And the whole big pants thing...I'm sorry....but kids who go to black/death metal shows usually get scorned for dressing like that. You are thinking of Nu-metal...which is music for unintelligent kids hate their parents want to shoout up their schools because their english and math assignments bother them. Seriously...know your subject before you say anything against it. Don't be so ignorant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelofdeath Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 yea dudes.... get a clue jigaboo........ forget image, death metal about 89% dont have an image, besides long hair and illegible logos on thier shirts. i like about a grand total of 5 hip hop artists. black metal is a different story, some are straight weird. but it basically boils down to making brutal evil ass music. black and death are almost opposites, or they were originally. these are all in heavy rotation at the present naglfar- unleash hell emperor- nonus aequilibrium vader-when darkness calls at the gates-slaughter of the soul slayer-captors of sin, raining blood, anything off of seasons of the abyss carcass's heartwork album arch enemy-exist to exit bathory-first 3 albums mayhem first 3 albums marduk's newbox set thingy i always like that one line "i from when a time every song was righteous, before rap was just a swarm of white kids." i just cant get into hiphop like some people,but its whatever you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenoz Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 ^ nice list The singer for Arch Enemy is fine as fuck and she can sing too. Check out WATCH THEM DIE they are on Century Media Records Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelofdeath Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 yes angela is fricking hot. and that hardly understandable swedish accent is awesome as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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