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favorite comedians

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dsel.ufd, Jul 21, 2001.

  1. ohnoone

    ohnoone Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 26, 2001 Messages: 3,060 Likes Received: 164
    shit some more....

    dana gould
    anthony clark
    patton oswald
    carlos mencia... "pee wee herman arrested for jerking off in a porno theater. HELLOOO! thats what you fuckin do there!what did you expect, him to call siskel and ebert "hey holmes what did you think" its a 20 ft pussy.
    hey officer you got a boner, sit down jerk off with me!"
  2. Joker

    Joker Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 7, 2000 Messages: 5,267 Likes Received: 92
    I've been losing my fucking mind for months now because nobody I know has heard of Mitch Hedberg!!! The funniest shit I've heard in sooooooooooo long! And my wife said he was on an episode of That 70's show... and I missed it!!!

    Thank you to those who mentioned him for saving my sanity. I had begun to think that maybe I just dreamt it...

  3. neahs_number

    neahs_number Member

    Joined: Jun 18, 2001 Messages: 290 Likes Received: 0
    willy wonka--

    my other personality--

    chris rock--

    george carlin--

    martin short--
  4. realdeal187

    realdeal187 New Jack

    Joined: Jul 24, 2001 Messages: 92 Likes Received: 0
    Andrew Dice Clay!. chris tucker martin lawrence(you so crazy) i know but it's funny as shit. old jim carrey stuff. and IN LIVING COLOR.(the best show ever)
  5. ohnoone

    ohnoone Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 26, 2001 Messages: 3,060 Likes Received: 164
    is that the guys name, he has long hair,silk seventies shirts, says shit like "escalator temporarily stairs" if so, he was on an episode of dr katz a long time ago..
    anyway, if its the smae guy hes doing a movie soon, some thing with burrito in the title
  6. Anybody heard of Ben Elton??? Number 1!
    Casper Christensen is good too.
    Americans, well early Eddie Murphy is funny as hell...
  7. Joker

    Joker Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 7, 2000 Messages: 5,267 Likes Received: 92
    "Hey man, can I get a coke?"
    "I did not lose my leg in vietnam so that I could get you a coke."
    "Oh man... I didn't know you were in Vietnam."
    "Like I said, I did not lose my leg in Vietnam so that I could get you a coke."

    Or something to that effect...

    Yeah, Mitch Hedberg is a good comedian. Very good. Good delivery and very original. Which is refreshing considering that slags that are out there lately.
  8. LUKY

    LUKY Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2000 Messages: 459 Likes Received: 0
    does shaggy from scooby doo count?
  9. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,364 Likes Received: 299
    Chris Rock and George Carlin are the ones that I seen posted already. But I also think Dennis Miller Live is some funny ass shit. If you pay attention to the news or politics you'll be crackin up. Even if it's just to hear some George W. jokes or hear people say "motherfucker" like 10 times in a row cause they normally work on network tv. There was also this one HBO special with Jewish guy. I think he was bald. That guy was funny as hell too. The HBO specials are usually pretty cool for some laughs.

    "The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds."
    Confucius , Analects
  10. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    "Whats your problem?"

  11. theflameinghobo

    theflameinghobo New Jack

    Joined: Jun 12, 2001 Messages: 76 Likes Received: 0
    NORM MMCDONALD is funny as hell.
  12. dr. frink one

    dr. frink one Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 7, 2001 Messages: 3,638 Likes Received: 1
    dennis leary...rocks the house
  13. brown twinkie

    brown twinkie Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2001 Messages: 8,127 Likes Received: 0
  14. jointhedotz

    jointhedotz Member

    Joined: Nov 28, 2000 Messages: 726 Likes Received: 0
    jerry sadowitz (curly-haired, top-hatted, foul-mouthed bitter, twisted scottish guy) he is one sick sick bastard, he got a smack in the mouth off some nut in the audience in montreal for coming onstage and shouting 'good evening moosefuckers'...theres NOTHING he wont take the piss out of or make a joke of...he also does excellent billy connoly & david blaine impressions, he seriously despises those guys...apparently he's among the top five card trick experts in the world too, seriously recommended
  15. bigpoppa.k

    bigpoppa.k Elite Member

    Joined: May 2, 2001 Messages: 3,152 Likes Received: 18
    bill cosby and george carlin in the 70's has to be the best shit..