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favorite comedians

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dsel.ufd, Jul 21, 2001.

  1. dsel.ufd

    dsel.ufd New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2001 Messages: 1 Likes Received: 0
    man i just got done seeing chris rocks bigger and blacker for the thousandth time shit gets funnier everytime.I love this guy ,i dont watch his show on hbo ever but his specials, especially the first one are off the chizane and so fuckin true.
    Hes my favorite comedian and George Carlin is a close second.This guy is just fuckin nuts.

    [This message has been edited by pauliewalnuts (edited 07-21-2001).]
  2. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    Dave Chapelle and Dane Cooke(sp?)

    both kill me everytime.
    straight crying
  3. BEN Stiller ... in a class of his own
    ellen degeneris ........sike! eddie murphy raw circa ?mid eighties? eddie WAS a champ , well now he's a hasbeen doin more cameos than gary coleman..
  4. atc

    atc Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2001 Messages: 588 Likes Received: 0
    Bumps for Mitch Hedberg. A few samplings:

    "You know when people say, this is a picture of me when I was younger? Of course it is. Every picture of you is you when you were younger."

    "You ever hear a song, and it's like, we are the world. We are the children. We are the ones who live a better life so let's start giving. And then you're like, remember when I fucked you in the pet semetary to that song girl?"

    A funnny motherfucker who is at the least drunk and crazy monotone funny. Check him out.

  5. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    another vote for george calin. Norm Mcdonald when he would do stand up was one funny mofo.

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  7. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    redd foxx, bill cosby, bob newhart, woody allen, lenny bruce, george carlin, steven wright, louis c.k., louis black, dave chappelle, dave atell, barry sobel, ahhhh... favorite? too many...

    2 Can Sam
  8. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    bill hicks (rip)
  9. beardo

    beardo Guest

    just cus they have to get mentioned..

    dana carvey
    tommy davidson
    sam kinison
  10. Jesus of Nazareth

    Jesus of Nazareth Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2000 Messages: 2,388 Likes Received: 1
    I felt like I lost one of my best friends when I found out he died. Pure genius.

    Dennis Leary is good as well.
  11. eddie murphy
    delirious funniest stand up act, ever
    nuff said
    close thread

    Now back to your regularly scheduled re-programming...

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  13. PIRone716

    PIRone716 Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2001 Messages: 837 Likes Received: 1
    George Carlin
    Eddie Lazzrd (sp)

    your ghetto if you pee in the shower...
  14. mapo wc

    mapo wc Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 23, 2001 Messages: 3,119 Likes Received: 0
    Who the fuck said Howie Mandel?
    I saw some of his 'Howie Mandel on Ice' or whatever on HBO. I swear I didnt crack a smile the whole time. Hes unwatchable. Hes complete shit.

    Anyone ever heard of John Pinette? He was the fat guy from the last episode of Seinfeld. I saw him live and hes fuckin hilarious.
  15. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    dave chappelle
    mitch something or rather...i forget but his delivery is somewhere in between a burn out and a retard
    nick dipalo
    john stewart

    brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...