king kong Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 SO IM AT THE SCHOOL LIBRARY AND I PEEKED OVER TO A FAT GIRLS SCREEN AND SHE WAS ON AIM SO I GET HER S/N AND IM IN THE PROCESS OF TOYING WITH HER :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted October 30, 2003 Author Share Posted October 30, 2003 THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY, SHE BE LYING ABOUT HOW SHE LOOKS WHEN SHE RIGHT AT THE NEXT COMPUTER :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oprah Oner Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 why dont you post the conversation. it's not really funny to anyone else because we're not there to look at someone who's fat. get with it pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted October 30, 2003 Author Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Oprah Oner why dont you post the conversation. it's not really funny to anyone else because we're not there to look at someone who's fat. get with it pal FUCK THATS A GOOD IDEA I KEPT DELETING THE CONVERSATION BUT ILL ASK HER AGAIN HOLD UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted October 30, 2003 Author Share Posted October 30, 2003 ME: HELLO FATTY: hi FATTY: who are u?!?! ME: I MET YOU IN A CHAT ROOM FATTY: which one? ME: I FORGOT FATTY: i did! lol ME: YEAH ME: DESCRIBE YOURSELF? FATTY: BROWN LONG STRAIGHT HAIR 5-11 SEXY PUERTO RICAN ME: HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH? FATTY: 125 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Fisrt ask her what her favorite band is. Then tell her you're from MTV and you used a satellite to know she is on AIM from the <whatever> school library and she needs to meet you outside so she can meet her favorite band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted October 30, 2003 Author Share Posted October 30, 2003 ME: WHATS UR FAVORITE BAND? FATTY: hmm..... FATTY: i don't really have a favorite but i like many different kinds FATTY: i like ludacris a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 damn. better go with the ol' stalker route and tell her youre going to chop her up and that you've been following her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 give me the screen name. trust me on this one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Tyler Durden give me the screen name. trust me on this one... trust him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Oh, Tyler, please tear her up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted October 30, 2003 Author Share Posted October 30, 2003 ME: ARE YOU A VIRGIN? FATTY: yes i am waiting till marriage :) ME: MAYBE BECAUSE YOUR FAT AND YOU CANT GET NONE! OFF TO CLASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fate2*88 Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 :lol: This cracks me up, makes me wish I took a computer class at my school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob Oh, Tyler, please tear her up. why would i do that? i just want to talk to the nice girl. im sure shes very nice. very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 This wasn't funny at all. You should have given the screen name to tyler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by iloveboxcars This wasn't funny at all. You should have given the screen name to tyler. yes, agreed, you shoulda told tyler and the rest of us the name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 ha, what a dumb biootttchhh, that shits funny, how are you on aim at school, even in computer class that shits blocked here, god i hat where im at:mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by E MARTYR ask her if she sucks cock! id face fuck her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 hahaha that shits too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenoz Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 here is my ex's s/n on yahoo messenger. lucy_shinestraight someone fuck with her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Originally posted by jenoz here is my ex's s/n on yahoo messenger. lusy_shinestraight someone fuck with her You got it dude. i'll tell her "your ex-boyfriend from 12 oz told me to say hi." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 ok this is going to be fun. someone please get on AIM and fuck with this guy: bbop117 seriously this kid is a douche bag he got drunk and buried my girl's cell phone in the mud. please make him cry and post the conversation i have always suspected the dude is an undercover fag so feel free to pose as someone looking for a gay hookup so i can laugh my ass off. by the way he is in the marines haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 im on it bozack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 THANK YOU!!!!! haha i can't wait till you post this shit i will crap my pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 this was so unfunny that it wasnt even "unfunny funny..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niggerlips Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 yeah i hear that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted October 31, 2003 Author Share Posted October 31, 2003 this is how the girl looked like http://www.webulagam.com/women/beauty/images/2002/07/fatgirl.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 ol guh need to wax her face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 jesus god more than that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 here's my conversation with said cell phone bandit... Bbop117: who is this DefconTwelve: I'm asking the q DefconTwelve: how do you bury a girls cell phone? DefconTwelve: must have been some good alcohol Bbop117: it was an accident i was using it and i was drunk and i dropped it and forgot about it Bbop117: how do u know about that DefconTwelve: i have my sources Bbop117: u know amy DefconTwelve: i know her as an aquaintence DefconTwelve: we did some speed together once DefconTwelve: I see her around now and again DefconTwelve: Do you have a picture of her? Bbop117: u go to lsu? DefconTwelve: maybe Bbop117: well u dont have to be so secret about ahit Bbop117: shit DefconTwelve: you don't have a picture of amy do you? Bbop117: i am just curious DefconTwelve: Who's telling secrets? As far as i know, you have a more than a few yourself...."curious"? I bet you're "Curious"! Bbop117: none on computer , i have a bunch in my room cause we used to date Bbop117: i dont have secrets DefconTwelve: but you said "i'm just curious". DefconTwelve: Bi-curious perhaps? Bbop117: ok ur fucking retarted DefconTwelve: uh, you spell that "Retarded" DefconTwelve: Why so defensive? Bbop117: cause ur sound like a punk DefconTwelve: ? DefconTwelve: Well, i do like Blink 182.....pretty punk huh? DefconTwelve: hey damnit Bbop117: dude ur not even worth talking to DefconTwelve: yes i am DefconTwelve: giveit up Bbop117: well u dont gotta be stupid about shit DefconTwelve: wantme to be more "sensitive"? DefconTwelve: Was dating Amy just a cover for something else? Bbop117: no DefconTwelve: Do you like men? Bbop117: no Bbop117: who is this DefconTwelve: Do you like....rubber walrus protectors? yah! Way to burn precious study time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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