When Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 so yea tonite my friend (lets call him Al) heard of a party some chick he works with was throwing, so we decided to check it out, we get there and the only people there are 3 fat chicks and when i say fat i mean FAT. and 5 guys that are dicks to the 5th power. since i didnt drive, me and my other two friends didnt have an escape so we though we could bear through it. so were drinking some beers while Al was acting like a dumbass, my other friend (lets call him coconut) gets pretty sloshed and starts doing his michael jackson dance, which is always amusing. he decideds hes going to go inside and freak on one of the fat chicks to amuse us, as soon as he goes in one of the dick guys (lets call him dick#1) speaks up to me and tells me if coconut freaks on his girlfriend that he will get a fist to his jaw, i tell dick#1 that if he lays a hand on my friend he best be prepared to get the beating of his life, words were spoken between me and dick#1, then his friend dick#2 says that he has dick#1's back. i laugh as i proceed to lay dick#1 out with a fist to the nose dick#2 steps up but then sits back down once he realizes dick#1 isnt getting back up, so me and my friend go get coconut and try to find Al, as we walk back into the house we see two of the fat chicks macking on each other (ruined my whole week) we go into a room and see Al getting freaky with a nasty fat chick (ruined my whole month) so i steal his keys and we take off, i dont know how hes getting home and i dont really care... the point of my story being Fat chicks are dumb, they smell bad, they dont throw good partys, they make horrible lesbians, they have pussy boyfriends, and i hate them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 fat chicks suck! so the dude didn't even have to take one for the team. he didn't for the fuck of it? damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 godamn this post is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 6, 2002 Author Share Posted April 6, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol so the dude didn't even have to take one for the team. he didn't for the fuck of it? damn thats what im saying! oh god if you saw the chick he was fucking you would puke, im getting ill just thinking about her i hope she gets pregnant and they have little butterball babies so that he is reminded of the night that he fucked a cow of a girl and so i can make fun of his obese kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 ha, desperate fuck huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder godamn this post is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 alien nightowl like a fat bitch oh man!!! i wanna go to a fat bitch party!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 I was at the same party last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne my other friend decideds hes going to go inside and freak on one of the fat chicks to amuse us, as soon as he goes in one of the dick guys (lets call him dick#1) speaks up to me and tells me if coconut freaks on his girlfriend that he will get a fist to his jaw, i tell dick#1 that if he lays a hand on my friend he best be prepared to get the beating of his life, i laugh as i proceed to lay dick#1 out with a fist to the the point of my story being Fat chicks are dumb, they smell bad, they dont throw good partys, they make horrible lesbians, they have pussy boyfriends, and i hate them! So, your FRIEND gets drunk and starts messing with other people's girlfriends The BOYFRIEND objects YOU and HIM fight......... and you're blaming the girls because they're fat? That's a bit lame..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 i can blame anyone because thier fat..but I can blame anyone because thier not fat too. whenone you should use my excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 People fight of the stupidest shit. Seriously you guys started fighting over the most retarded thing ever. Hey, lets go get drunk and fight because someone looked at my girlfriend. Retards.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 dude you left Al there , thats not right . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 this post makes me wanna fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted April 6, 2002 Share Posted April 6, 2002 Originally posted by suburbian bum People fight of the stupidest shit. Seriously you guys started fighting over the most retarded thing ever. Hey, lets go get drunk and fight because someone looked at my girlfriend. Retards.... Yea fightings lame you should of cut his appendix out and pissed in the opening.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 can you say chubby chaser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeybutter Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 soundslike she was fat enough to let everyone jump her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 you shoulda just played "hide the dook" ....... ps. dook is poop if you never heard of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 Originally posted by aederone you shoulda just played "hide the dook" ....... ps. dook is poop if you never heard of this. ive never heard of this but would liek to know more. sounds amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 Originally posted by platapie ive never heard of this but would liek to know more. sounds amusing it's very simple....you poop in/on something....hide it.....leave a note that says " i hid a dook". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 How fat? can we get an actual weight estimation?? in conclusion it was a funny story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted April 7, 2002 Share Posted April 7, 2002 Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder godamn this post is funny yep.. when can tell a story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 8, 2002 Author Share Posted April 8, 2002 first of all coconut isnt to blame for freakin on some guys fat ass girlfriend because dick#1 didnt say anything about the hefer being his girlfriend when coconut told us his plans out loud in front of dick#1 secondly, it wasnt a fight, i layed him out in one hit, a fight would in my opinion involve more than one punch thirdly, even tease wouldnt touch these chicks :D fourthly, somehow Al got home but hes not telling us how (???) maybe the fat girl gave him a cowback ride fifthly, great excuse zacko, deep like space 9 sixthly, i fear if i did hide a dook one of them would have found it and eaten it seventhly, these girls were in the range of 250-350 lbs (no joke) and they were short eighthly, thank you, thank you, i will have to attend more fat bitch parties so i can retell the stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne seventhly, these girls were in the range of 250-350 lbs (no joke) and they were short holy shit, that sucks. that makes me feel beautiful. lets all go to fat girl parties to feel beautiful!!! okay, so at these parties.. do they grind out on chips... or do they act all calm and restrain themselves from the food, but pig out on carrot and celery sticks drowned in buttermilk ranch sauce?? i want to go with you next time when one..... i'm gunna go and wear a shirt with a picture of steak and potatoes on it and see how the party goes down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG T Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne sixthly, i fear if i did hide a dook one of them would have found it and eaten it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that would have been fuckin awesome. and i bet you could have made some money by blackmail if you would have got pictures of your friend and the little piggies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 Originally posted by DEE38 ..... i'm gunna go and wear a shirt with a picture of steak and potatoes on it and see how the party goes down. DEE I now am in love with you :love2: :love2: :lol: :love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 Originally posted by DEE38 i want to go with you next time when one..... i'm gunna go and wear a shirt with a picture of steak and potatoes on it and see how the party goes down. i think you would be taking your life in your own hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 after careful thaught I think your steak and potato idea would work better on fat irish girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 Hahahaha.....great story, man:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris after careful thaught I think your steak and potato idea would work better on fat irish girls. will do boss!! bring the video camera.... dee is going in.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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