SHUTMDOWN Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 It was Fashion Model Night at one of the local clubs, so I rounded up some of the homies, and got all punk smooth, and got ready to get tips. You know I took the digi to share the wonderful world of Baltimore's cutting edge fashion scene. http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040508/012.jpg'> ^The posse. I'm 2nd from the left. I designed this suit myself. I call it "hangover remedy". I used some Divinity White, and a stencil to create the "aspirin" print. It was such a hit that night, that I haven't took it off since! http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040429/020.jpg'> ^I usually try not to date people in the "Industry". Even though this little beauty on the far right is Baltimore's top handbag model, when I saw her, I knew I had to make her mine. Just look at how elegently she rocks that Couch bag I got her at the flea market! http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040501/015.jpg'> ^ The dude here is wearing a tee that is part of my "Love is A Battlefield" throwback collection. As you can tell by his obviously aroused expression, his lady friend is wearing our "Eau Di Dundalk Shitplant" Fragarence, very popular with the local females. http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040424/032.jpg'> ^The "Compton Tranny" tee, also available in Thug Pink, comes complete with our exclusive "pinchably real" inserts. http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040429/031.jpg'> ^My most successful selling garmet yet, the "Jizz-Floss Choker Top". Its unisex and extreemely popular. *edit for not knowing left from right* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHUTMDOWN Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Baltimore Models are not just know for their exceptionally classy look, but they are world renowned for their innovations in the art of the pose. http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040513/036.jpg'> ^Shown here are the Funky Chickenheads, most famous for being the style creators which came up with this little number here which was eventually named after them. Often imitated, but sledom duplicated with the pizzaz of the Funky Chickenheads themselves, this pose, and some of its variations have become all the rage. v http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040515/050.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040508/019.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040501/012.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040501/013.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040424/003.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/0404221/041.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040501/005.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by SHUTMDOWN http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040429/031.jpg'> ^My most successful selling garmet yet, the "Jizz-Floss Choker Top". Its unisex and extreemely popular. unisex? sorry but I really dont think so. Nice models though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHUTMDOWN Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 This young, dynamic, modeling duo are truely renegades. Posetic Artists, if you will, never afraid to push bounderies. v http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040515/013.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040508/038.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040515/006.jpg'> They have inspired countless others to explore the possibilities of the pose, and break new ground in their field. v http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040515/009.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040415/031.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040415/036.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040415/039.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/0404222/021.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/0404221/006.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/0404221/013.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHUTMDOWN Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040424/024.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040513/045.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040513/035.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040513/047.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040424/022.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040424/044.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040429/040.jpg'> Look out New York, Paris and Milan, Baltimore is on the Come-up. If you feel your city's elite can compete, please feel free to post away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 I'm coming to Baltimore!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Did you know the Baltimore in Ireland was once a pirate port? Yeah like you care.... :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Hotties! In skirts! Doing drunk sket stuff! Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040501/013.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040501/015.jpg'> Thems some Photoshop skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 i think hes in there mams, hes got the red cup... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 :lol: good show, mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHUTMDOWN Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by villain Did you know the Baltimore in Ireland was once a pirate port? Yeah like you care.... :p ARRRRRRRGH matey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR+DELUSION Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by CILONE/SK I really would not want to know this trailer trash. they look like they are from some farm and dress like they saw on MTV. I hate people like this. NO FUCKING JOKE. all those girls are too chunky to be models....not to mention UGLY. not that all girls should look like giselle or ms. moss, but if they're gonna be referred to as "models," then yeah, they should.) and if that crap that they're wearing is "fashion," then I'M KARL FUCKING LAGERFELD. no.....TOM FORD. wait.....you don't know who those guys are do you.... you and your homies look like shit and are FAT! i bet you're that chinese dude. people like you piss me off more than you will ever know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR+DELUSION Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by SHUTMDOWN http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040429/020.jpg'> ^I usually thy not to date people in the "Industry". Even though this little beauty on the far right is Baltimore's top handbag model, when I saw her, i knew I had to make her mine. Just look at how elegently she rocks that Couch bag I got her at the flea market! I REALLY HOPE THAT ALL OF THIS S SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by DR+DELUSION NO FUCKING JOKE. all those girls are too chunky to be models....not to mention UGLY. you'd think that w/ all those clues, you'd realize this is a joke :idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR+DELUSION Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 okay....so i just went back and actually read the captions. all i can say is THANK GOD. i still wouldn't wanna be seen in the same building as these vermins and trolls. MY FRIENDS WOULD LIKE TOTALLY OSTRACISE ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> I'm coming to Baltimore!!! word...I think I just might have to come to Baltimore myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huh What !? Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Funniest thread ever joke or not...if not then it makes that much more better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHUTMDOWN Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040501/013.jpg'> http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/040501/015.jpg'> Thems some Photoshop skills. As much as I'd love to look cool in the eyes of the 12oz community, I have to give credit where credit is due. This girl is just that professional, able to drop her trademark "one-winger" repeatedly at the drop of a dime. Not to criticize, but her "wing is slightly off in the second photo, but I applaud you for your keen eye Mr. Mammero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 :lol: :mexican: :smiles: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 what do those bitches model for, lane bryant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 YES! WAY TO PISS OFF OUR RESIDENT FASHION FAGS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 hey motherfucker! i told you not to post pictures of me on the internet call me if it's not raining tonight and we'll bike somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by CILONE/SK I hate people like this. echhhh. me too.:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 I shall not front... I would nail a couple of those skanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHUTMDOWN Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by !@#$% hey motherfucker! i told you not to post pictures of me on the internet call me if it's not raining tonight and we'll bike somewhere. hahahhahahahahaaaaa aight, bet since she is gonna complain, Ladies and Gentlemen of 12oz Here is a better picture of your e-friend/friend, and my homegirl, "the Lady of Steel" herself... !@#$% http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/0404221/039.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 damn !@#$% ;) is that shutmdown lickin yo ass? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 o fuck. i really can't desciirbe hopw fucxkin g hard i'm glaughing right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 you look good as a brunette! ;) :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by SHUTMDOWN http://www.hammerjacks.com/photos/0404221/041.jpg'> I love sluts. I bet it takes one white whine spritzer to get both of these on the cack..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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