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It was Fashion Model Night at one of the local clubs, so I rounded up some of the homies, and got all punk smooth, and got ready to get tips.

You know I took the digi to share the wonderful world of Baltimore's cutting edge fashion scene.

 

 

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^The posse. I'm 2nd from the left. I designed this suit myself. I call it "hangover remedy". I used some Divinity White, and a stencil to create the "aspirin" print. It was such a hit that night, that I haven't took it off since!

 

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^I usually try not to date people in the "Industry". Even though this little beauty on the far right is Baltimore's top handbag model, when I saw her, I knew I had to make her mine. Just look at how elegently she rocks that Couch bag I got her at the flea market!

 

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^ The dude here is wearing a tee that is part of my "Love is A Battlefield" throwback collection. As you can tell by his obviously aroused expression, his lady friend is wearing our "Eau Di Dundalk Shitplant" Fragarence, very popular with the local females.

 

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^The "Compton Tranny" tee, also available in Thug Pink, comes complete with our exclusive "pinchably real" inserts.

 

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^My most successful selling garmet yet, the "Jizz-Floss Choker Top". Its unisex and extreemely popular.

 

 

*edit for not knowing left from right*

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Baltimore Models are not just know for their exceptionally classy look, but they are world renowned for their innovations in the art of the pose.

 

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^Shown here are the Funky Chickenheads, most famous for being the style creators which came up with this little number here which was eventually named after them.

 

Often imitated, but sledom duplicated with the pizzaz of the Funky Chickenheads themselves, this pose, and some of its variations have become all the rage. v

 

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Originally posted by CILONE/SK

I really would not want to know this trailer trash. they look like they are from some farm and dress like they saw on MTV. I hate people like this.

 

NO FUCKING JOKE. all those girls are too chunky to be models....not to mention UGLY. not that all girls should look like giselle or ms. moss, but if they're gonna be referred to as "models," then yeah, they should.)

 

and if that crap that they're wearing is "fashion," then I'M KARL FUCKING LAGERFELD. no.....TOM FORD. wait.....you don't know who those guys are do you....

 

you and your homies look like shit and are FAT! i bet you're that chinese dude.

 

people like you piss me off more than you will ever know.

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Originally posted by SHUTMDOWN

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^I usually thy not to date people in the "Industry". Even though this little beauty on the far right is Baltimore's top handbag model, when I saw her, i knew I had to make her mine. Just look at how elegently she rocks that Couch bag I got her at the flea market!

 

 

I REALLY HOPE THAT ALL OF THIS S SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE.

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

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Thems some Photoshop skills.

 

As much as I'd love to look cool in the eyes of the 12oz community, I have to give credit where credit is due. This girl is just that professional, able to drop her trademark "one-winger" repeatedly at the drop of a dime. Not to criticize, but her "wing is slightly off in the second photo, but I applaud you for your keen eye Mr. Mammero

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Originally posted by !@#$%

hey motherfucker! i told you not to post pictures of me on the internet

 

 

call me if it's not raining tonight and we'll bike somewhere.

 

hahahhahahahahaaaaa

aight, bet

 

 

since she is gonna complain,

Ladies and Gentlemen of 12oz

Here is a better picture of your e-friend/friend, and my homegirl,

"the Lady of Steel" herself...

!@#$%

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