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~*Fashion and Flare*~ The Baltimore Models thread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SHUTMDOWN, May 19, 2004.

  1. SHUTMDOWN

    SHUTMDOWN Member

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    It was Fashion Model Night at one of the local clubs, so I rounded up some of the homies, and got all punk smooth, and got ready to get tips.
    You know I took the digi to share the wonderful world of Baltimore's cutting edge fashion scene.


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    ^The posse. I'm 2nd from the left. I designed this suit myself. I call it "hangover remedy". I used some Divinity White, and a stencil to create the "aspirin" print. It was such a hit that night, that I haven't took it off since!

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    ^I usually try not to date people in the "Industry". Even though this little beauty on the far right is Baltimore's top handbag model, when I saw her, I knew I had to make her mine. Just look at how elegently she rocks that Couch bag I got her at the flea market!

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    ^ The dude here is wearing a tee that is part of my "Love is A Battlefield" throwback collection. As you can tell by his obviously aroused expression, his lady friend is wearing our "Eau Di Dundalk Shitplant" Fragarence, very popular with the local females.

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    ^The "Compton Tranny" tee, also available in Thug Pink, comes complete with our exclusive "pinchably real" inserts.

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    ^My most successful selling garmet yet, the "Jizz-Floss Choker Top". Its unisex and extreemely popular.


    *edit for not knowing left from right*
     
  2. SHUTMDOWN

    SHUTMDOWN Member

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    Baltimore Models are not just know for their exceptionally classy look, but they are world renowned for their innovations in the art of the pose.

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    ^Shown here are the Funky Chickenheads, most famous for being the style creators which came up with this little number here which was eventually named after them.

    Often imitated, but sledom duplicated with the pizzaz of the Funky Chickenheads themselves, this pose, and some of its variations have become all the rage. v

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  3. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

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  4. SHUTMDOWN

    SHUTMDOWN Member

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    This young, dynamic, modeling duo are truely renegades. Posetic Artists, if you will, never afraid to push bounderies. v

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    They have inspired countless others to explore the possibilities of the pose, and break new ground in their field. v

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  5. SHUTMDOWN

    SHUTMDOWN Member

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    Look out New York, Paris and Milan, Baltimore is on the Come-up.

    If you feel your city's elite can compete, please feel free to post away.
     
  6. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

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    I'm coming to Baltimore!!!
     
  7. villain

    villain Veteran Member

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    Did you know the Baltimore in Ireland was once a pirate port?

    Yeah like you care.... :p
     
  8. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    Hotties! In skirts! Doing drunk sket stuff! Love it!
     
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    Thems some Photoshop skills.
     
  10. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

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    i think hes in there mams, hes got the red cup...
     
  11. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

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    :lol:

    good show, mate
     
  12. SHUTMDOWN

    SHUTMDOWN Member

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    ARRRRRRRGH matey!
     
  13. DR+DELUSION

    DR+DELUSION Member

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    NO FUCKING JOKE. all those girls are too chunky to be models....not to mention UGLY. not that all girls should look like giselle or ms. moss, but if they're gonna be referred to as "models," then yeah, they should.)

    and if that crap that they're wearing is "fashion," then I'M KARL FUCKING LAGERFELD. no.....TOM FORD. wait.....you don't know who those guys are do you....

    you and your homies look like shit and are FAT! i bet you're that chinese dude.

    people like you piss me off more than you will ever know.
     
  14. DR+DELUSION

    DR+DELUSION Member

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  15. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6

    you'd think that w/ all those clues, you'd realize this is a joke :idea:
     
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