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FARTING

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Pfffffffffft, Mar 6, 2005.

  1. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    gosh it smells so much worse.
     
  2. KRON KING

    KRON KING Member

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  3. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i try not to.. i hate taking shits after showering.. so i try to get everything done before hopping in.
     
  4. imported_grim540

    imported_grim540 Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2001 Messages: 465 Likes Received: 0
    I laugh at my own farts when I am by myself. What does that say about me?

    "Gas in my Pants heh heh"
     
  5. FunktionOne

    FunktionOne Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2000 Messages: 589 Likes Received: 0
    yeah.. that's bad thing, well if your by yourself you can kind of laugh about it...I know I do
     
  6. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    imagine fartin all day and then having your pants unzipped by some girl.. all she wants to do is give you a blowjob, but when your pants opens up.. that smell is still in there.
     
  7. imported_grim540

    imported_grim540 Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2001 Messages: 465 Likes Received: 0
    the girls at work love me, when I have been at the bar the night before.

    Dead Guy ale makes me smell like....uggghhhh

    Gas in My Pants heh heh
     
  8. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    you guys seen that show "motor mouth" on vh1.. there is this guy that starts rubbin his balls and then smells that shit. pushing his fingers to his nose.
     
  9. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

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    yeah ive thought about that....its not a good feeling...





    if had to actually get out of the shower to handle business
    on the toilet(soking wet)..thats a weird feeling...then you get back in the shower...that also is a bad smell...


    damn, why am i talking about this???
    why did i make this thread?? :spent:
     
  10. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    you have a thing for poop
     
  11. Æ°

    Æ° Senior Member

    Joined: May 12, 2002 Messages: 1,974 Likes Received: 6
    How about this one:

    Holding in farts on an airplane and getting to the point where you have to slowly release the fart 2% - 5% at a time over a long span, and depending on how many people are within the radius of terror. But sometimes I question my judgment on the strength of the odor, and wonder if they can smell the small ones, and I'm just prolonging the suffering of the people around me by subjecting them to one fart every few minutes.

    I had about 8 hours of contained airplane farts in me and I had to go back to the plane can just to sit on the toilet and fart.

    It felt like there was a lung up ass.
     
  12. GEEB

    GEEB Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2004 Messages: 1,803 Likes Received: 43
    HAHAHAHAHAHA! i know what you mean, you couldent have worded it better! :king:
     
  13. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    sometimes in-shower farts can induce vomiting in the female gender.



    or so ive heard.
     
  14. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Hahahaha.....best thread ever.
     
  15. Kreature

    Kreature Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2001 Messages: 617 Likes Received: 0
    Haha who was that? Now that was a funny thread...
     
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