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FARTING

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Pfffffffffft, Mar 6, 2005.

  1. Pfffffffffft

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    FARTING

    Discussion started by Pfffffffffft - Mar 6, 2005

    gosh it smells so much worse.
     
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  2. KRON KING

    KRON KING 12oz Member

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    KRON KING - Replied Mar 6, 2005

    thats a no no
     
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  3. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Mar 6, 2005

    i try not to.. i hate taking shits after showering.. so i try to get everything done before hopping in.
     
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    imported_grim540 - Replied Mar 6, 2005

    I laugh at my own farts when I am by myself. What does that say about me?

    "Gas in my Pants heh heh"
     
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  5. FunktionOne

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    FunktionOne - Replied Mar 6, 2005

    yeah.. that's bad thing, well if your by yourself you can kind of laugh about it...I know I do
     
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  6. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Mar 6, 2005

    imagine fartin all day and then having your pants unzipped by some girl.. all she wants to do is give you a blowjob, but when your pants opens up.. that smell is still in there.
     
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    imported_grim540 - Replied Mar 6, 2005

    the girls at work love me, when I have been at the bar the night before.

    Dead Guy ale makes me smell like....uggghhhh

    Gas in My Pants heh heh
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied Mar 6, 2005

    you guys seen that show "motor mouth" on vh1.. there is this guy that starts rubbin his balls and then smells that shit. pushing his fingers to his nose.
     
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    Pfffffffffft - Replied Mar 6, 2005



    yeah ive thought about that....its not a good feeling...





    if had to actually get out of the shower to handle business
    on the toilet(soking wet)..thats a weird feeling...then you get back in the shower...that also is a bad smell...


    damn, why am i talking about this???
    why did i make this thread?? :spent:
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied Mar 6, 2005

    you have a thing for poop
     
  11. Æ°

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    Æ° - Replied Mar 6, 2005

    How about this one:

    Holding in farts on an airplane and getting to the point where you have to slowly release the fart 2% - 5% at a time over a long span, and depending on how many people are within the radius of terror. But sometimes I question my judgment on the strength of the odor, and wonder if they can smell the small ones, and I'm just prolonging the suffering of the people around me by subjecting them to one fart every few minutes.

    I had about 8 hours of contained airplane farts in me and I had to go back to the plane can just to sit on the toilet and fart.

    It felt like there was a lung up ass.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA! i know what you mean, you couldent have worded it better! :king:
     
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    mackfatsoe - Replied Mar 7, 2005

    sometimes in-shower farts can induce vomiting in the female gender.



    or so ive heard.
     
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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Mar 7, 2005

    Hahahaha.....best thread ever.
     
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    Kreature - Replied Mar 7, 2005

    Haha who was that? Now that was a funny thread...
     
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