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FAMILY

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by just, Jun 2, 2002.

  1. just

    just New Jack

    Joined: Jun 29, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    me and my mom were sitting eating dinner at this resturant and i was eating the cherries out of my drink... and my sister passes me her cherry and is like "i dont like these" (shes about 6)... then my mom starts telling me this story about why i like cherries so dayum much... she said when i was like about a couple of months or so, before i could even talk, my dad would take me to some bar with him in cali, sit me at the bar right next to him, and have the bar tender feed me cherry after cherry. she told me one day my dad brought my mom and was like just sit and watch her... i would sit there, the bartender would give me a cherry, i would eat it off the stem, put the stem down and wait patiently for another one.... wtf? then my mom orders a bloody mary, and i ask her for a sip and i suddenly get this flashback of me sitting at a bar when i was about 6 drinking my shirly temple and asking my mom if i could drink some of her bloody mary, at freaking 6 years old.... and i love those dayum things i dont know why. then my mom starts telling me all these fucked up stories about how all her xboyfrens would give her free coke to win her over and how she used to love it...and i was like wtf? and she's like your dad used to bring huge packs of ice and coke down here in his boots and sell it to your uncle....and i was like wtf? its so fuckin fucked how fucked up my family is i cant even begin to explain, marriages, drugs, sex, kids from 10 different girlfrens/boyfrens.... i fuckin trip man.... what the fuck is goin on with my family..... when the fuck will they shape the fuck up. it fuckin shames me.... im truly sadend.
     
  2. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    fucky fuck fuck fucko fuck


    sounds pretty normal ot me bro.


    as gay as shirley temples are.. they're still dope. when they're actually made anyway. cheery 7-up + cherry is not a shirley temple
     
  3. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    my dad's a flamer and in prison

    and my mom married his brother


    top that
     
  4. just

    just New Jack

    Joined: Jun 29, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    my dad spends my child support money on sick colorado prostitutes.... i fuckin hate him.
     
  5. whiteboy 516

    whiteboy 516 Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 18, 2002 Messages: 219 Likes Received: 0
    ALL FAMILIES GOT THEIR PROBLEMS<NOT JUST YOURS
     
  6. FreeDaddy

    FreeDaddy Guest

    Papa dont Preach.

    Free Daddy
     
  7. colour

    colour Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2002 Messages: 906 Likes Received: 0
    sorry had to do it
     
  8. GEAsusONEnep

    GEAsusONEnep Guest

    MY MOM HAS AN ARTIFICIAL NASAL SEPTUM. GAME OVER. I WIN. WHATS MY PRIZE?
     
  9. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    i shoved my mom into the dresser and she hurt her back, than i beat myself over the head with a bottle of hair gel out of guilt....thats about as crazy as it gets
     
  10. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    ^^i read that and thought that you had stuffed her into one of the drawers.
     
  11. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
  12. platapie

    platapie Guest

    seems shitty as hell. but why would you make a post about it if you were turley embaressed about it?
     
  13. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
  14. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    what the hell do you have to do to get a prosthetic septum?
     
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