just Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 me and my mom were sitting eating dinner at this resturant and i was eating the cherries out of my drink... and my sister passes me her cherry and is like "i dont like these" (shes about 6)... then my mom starts telling me this story about why i like cherries so dayum much... she said when i was like about a couple of months or so, before i could even talk, my dad would take me to some bar with him in cali, sit me at the bar right next to him, and have the bar tender feed me cherry after cherry. she told me one day my dad brought my mom and was like just sit and watch her... i would sit there, the bartender would give me a cherry, i would eat it off the stem, put the stem down and wait patiently for another one.... wtf? then my mom orders a bloody mary, and i ask her for a sip and i suddenly get this flashback of me sitting at a bar when i was about 6 drinking my shirly temple and asking my mom if i could drink some of her bloody mary, at freaking 6 years old.... and i love those dayum things i dont know why. then my mom starts telling me all these fucked up stories about how all her xboyfrens would give her free coke to win her over and how she used to love it...and i was like wtf? and she's like your dad used to bring huge packs of ice and coke down here in his boots and sell it to your uncle....and i was like wtf? its so fuckin fucked how fucked up my family is i cant even begin to explain, marriages, drugs, sex, kids from 10 different girlfrens/boyfrens.... i fuckin trip man.... what the fuck is goin on with my family..... when the fuck will they shape the fuck up. it fuckin shames me.... im truly sadend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 fucky fuck fuck fucko fuck sounds pretty normal ot me bro. as gay as shirley temples are.. they're still dope. when they're actually made anyway. cheery 7-up + cherry is not a shirley temple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 my dad's a flamer and in prison and my mom married his brother top that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just Posted June 2, 2002 Author Share Posted June 2, 2002 my dad spends my child support money on sick colorado prostitutes.... i fuckin hate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiteboy 516 Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 ALL FAMILIES GOT THEIR PROBLEMS<NOT JUST YOURS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FreeDaddy Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 Papa dont Preach. Free Daddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colour Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 Originally posted by unikoner my sister passes me her cherry sorry had to do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GEAsusONEnep Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 MY MOM HAS AN ARTIFICIAL NASAL SEPTUM. GAME OVER. I WIN. WHATS MY PRIZE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 i shoved my mom into the dresser and she hurt her back, than i beat myself over the head with a bottle of hair gel out of guilt....thats about as crazy as it gets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 ^^i read that and thought that you had stuffed her into one of the drawers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 http://www.ggallin.com/ggart2.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 seems shitty as hell. but why would you make a post about it if you were turley embaressed about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/552/3962'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 Originally posted by GEAsusONEnep MY MOM HAS AN ARTIFICIAL NASAL SEPTUM. GAME OVER. I WIN. WHATS MY PRIZE? what the hell do you have to do to get a prosthetic septum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 http://newcamp.net/hector/images/familia/dad.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted June 2, 2002 Share Posted June 2, 2002 Originally posted by vinyl junkie what the hell do you have to do to get a prosthetic septum? A lot of coke??? I've heard that excessive coke use burns the cartiledge out of your nasal cavities... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just Posted June 2, 2002 Author Share Posted June 2, 2002 aww shiet, i was fucked last nite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 my dad used to be a semi-hippy.:mad: daaaaaamn yooou faaatheeerrrrr!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton A lot of coke??? I've heard that excessive coke use burns the cartiledge out of your nasal cavities... ahh... classy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 if your name is pronounced like eunich... that means you're a guy w/ no testicles or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 ^^^i've noticed that too... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GEAsusONEnep Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Originally posted by vinyl junkie what the hell do you have to do to get a prosthetic septum? DISGUSTING AMOUNTS OF BLOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oner Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 i kicked my mom.............right in the face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 HEY GUYS! http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/pvg/20-2fris.gif'> CATCH THE FRISBEE!!!! HAHAHA! WOW!!! FUN TIMES ON 12OZ!! FHASFUDGHAUD~~!~!~!~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 once i tossed a coin and hit my grandmother with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton A lot of coke??? I've heard that excessive coke use burns the cartiledge out of your nasal cavities... its true, i've seen guys that can stick 000g shit in their noses, from coke not from piercing/gauging. i've not been fond of my family since i hit my teen years. they're not the worst or anything, but they've still messed my head up a fair amount. everybody gets shit, the main thing is that you gotta learn from what life throws at you, the years i've spent at home are going to make me the man i am later in life. i'm just trying to figure out who i am, and try not to repeat the same shit as my parents have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob barker Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 we have a herion addict in my family..not to mention tons of drinking and drug problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup fuck family... its all about rollin' solo.. :( no wonder you act the way you do, ignant and such Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 ahhh yes. my family is fucking awesome. 99% of my relatives can go to hell though. My moms side of the family are all alcoholic maratimers...DARTMOUTH REPRESENT!...my dads side is pretty dull...he's the black sheep of the family. excessive drug use in his 20s...undiagnosed depression since his teens....learning disorder....and he hung around with "hoodlums" since he was little. Occasionally when I'm going somewhere with him he'll point out a place from his past...stories begining like "I used to hang out with a guy who lived here..." and usually ending with "...and after he got out the second time he was shot during a botched armed robbery." All that shit is so far in his past I cant help but laugh my ass off trying to picture him caught up in all this shit. Its nice to know that I can always talk to my dad for advice about shit like criminal background checks for new jobs...and get advice from experience. He just got a job on a canadian forces base that required a rather thorough check, and he was more than a little nervous about it all. but he "got over" so its all good. and through that all....they still fucking hate graff. and they still flipped out when I started smoking pot. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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