japillahan Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 *this is why you sleep from time to time. my apologies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 not a lot of white dudes in hong kong with full sleeves. that's my pathetic claim to fame. esoog wonk snza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by japillahan@Jan 31 2005, 05:25 AM i am famous(once again, it's all relative) on this small university campus. not EVERYONE knows me, but pretty much everybody has "seen me around" from what i've heard. Quoted post hahahahahahahaha edit-i get it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japillahan Posted January 31, 2005 Author Share Posted January 31, 2005 pastries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japillahan Posted January 31, 2005 Author Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@Jan 31 2005, 10:35 AM ha have you ever been to a small school in a small town? have you ever been to this one? do you know me? i diddnt think so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 i was on a mtv for 5 seconds years ago. does that count/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japillahan Posted January 31, 2005 Author Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by japillahan+Jan 31 2005, 10:36 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (japillahan - Jan 31 2005, 10:36 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>my backside(all of it not just my ass) was on the front page of one of the newspapers Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-sneak@Jan 31 2005, 10:41 AM i was on a mtv for 5 seconds years ago. does that count/ Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 yeah..everyone knows everyone..like the highschool i went to... that doesnt make you popular..it just means its a small school... anyways- i did the worm at my uncles wedding in front of a bunch of people when i was like 12.... i saved a 8 year old girl from drowning in a pool a few years ago... i went to prom with the prom queen and banged her that night my senior year... i punched the shit out of the neighborhood bully who was bigger and older than me when i was like 14...with all the neighborhood kids around.. im famous too..shiiiit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 I have the smallest penis in Australia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 i'm in a boy band. i get my dick sucked by supermodels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japillahan Posted January 31, 2005 Author Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@Jan 31 2005, 10:50 AM ..it just means its a small school... Quoted post im not criticising your claims to fame am i? let the former outcast wierd-ass nerdboy enjoy bask in his spotlight (not really, i dont like large social gatherings too much). besides, i never said i was popular, i just said i stick out and alot of people know who i am. and not everybody here knows each other, but it's still a damn small school. -not popular, but famous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 i am your new president. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 I feel like I'm better than everyone else all day every day, does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 I slept with Michael Jackson... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japillahan Posted January 31, 2005 Author Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by GucciCondom@Jan 31 2005, 12:37 PM I feel like I'm better than everyone else all day every day, does that count? Quoted post i'd say sure why not...in fact, i think i'll say it. sure, why not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 But seriously... This thread is fucking dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 i can be connected to any celebrity you name via the kevin bacon game (and i'm in Mr. ABC's boy band, and am infact being fellated as i type this). so thurr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by krie@Jan 31 2005, 10:50 AM I have the smallest penis in Australia Quoted post You`re be in good company then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 when you hit elite status on 12oz you become famous. they mail you a membership kit and everything.....rad!!! :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 As I'm sure you all know I'm related to Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, not by blood but she in the lineage. I also once saw the oscar meyer mobile, I told them of my relation and they gave me this real unique whistle in the shape of one of their hotdogs. I get treated like a star everywhere I go. Like this morning I was in 7-11 buying a Pepsi "big slam" the liter, (not a paid endorsement, Pepsi drop me a pm if you'd like me ever to use your brand in a post again, there is an additional fee if you want it in my signature) I was three cents short and I didn't want the 20 oz. all the big stars like shaq drink the big slam and so must I as well. Before I could start to tell the man of Mary and how after several weeks of phone calls I could possibly fuck up his hollywood connections or at least any chance he had of acting with M. E. M., he placed out his hand and caringly signaled to this pms356 colored plastic penny receptacle. He must of known. Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio movie list. (of course there is much more) Perfect Storm, The (2000) Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) .... Marian Dubois Class Action (1991) .... Maggie Ward Abyss, The (1989) .... Lindsey Brigman Slamdance (1987) .... Helen Drood Color of Money, The (1986) .... Carmen "Mussolini: The Untold Story" (1985) (mini) TV Series .... Edda Mussolini-Ciano Scarface (1983) .... Gina Montana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 ^ That was really very amusing. Hank Azaria is my cousin...of some sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 I didn't want to make a new thread, and I think this one is proper enough for my question. When I'm out with other actors and hip hop stars I've over heard on several occasions them talking about diamonds and floss. Now I'm kind of new to this whole hollywood star thing so I don't want them to think I not down, but what is the deal? Are they talking about super sharp floss made of diamonds or is it floss for famous people with diamonds in their teeth? I have not yet had diamonds put in my teeth yet but sometimes I get parts of popcorn kernels stuck in between my teeth and I think diamond floss would must likely do the job. Well, let me know before I make a fool out of myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 I'm really big in japan.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by seeking+Jan 31 2005, 08:36 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (seeking - Jan 31 2005, 08:36 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>i can be connected to any celebrity you name via the kevin bacon game (and i'm in Mr. ABC's boy band, and am infact being fellated as i type this). so thurr. Quoted post [/b] being sucked off by abc doesn't count. there's gotta be someone you can't be connected to.....and how did you figure this out, just alot of time on your hands or random moments of thinking and then piecing it all back together? <!--QuoteBegin-fatbastard@Jan 31 2005, 10:52 AM I'm really big in japan.. Quoted post you're fat everywhere you go, dammit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phels Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 i bought coke off jordan (big titted model if you aint heard of her) i got a photo of us somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 I met 2 members of the Black Eyed Peas at a concert for Tribe in 98. edit: oh yea and I have a cool graffiti website.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by phels@Jan 31 2005, 11:00 AM i bought coke off jordan (big titted model if you aint heard of her) i got a photo of us somewhere Quoted post Doing coke off Jordan's tits is my number 1 fantasy...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 there's that new movie coming out called 'Alone In the Dark' with Christian Slater, Tara Reid and Steven Dorf. They should have called the movie 'The B-Lister's Last Chance'. Fuck fame. I'd rather be respected by few than known by many. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 deto/e-famous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by trackstand@Jan 31 2005, 09:34 AM But seriously... This thread is fucking dumb. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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