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Fake Laughs.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, May 8, 2003.

  1. My whole day was full of them, whenever you talk with someone you dont know to good, some clerk, the girl on the grocery store, etc, or you just know them to good to know that theres no way they'll say anything funny ever...you just toss out a nice fake laugh...like hahahe, or heh, or even huhahe!...you do it, the others know its fake but it doesnt matter, its all good since you had the intention to be somewhat polite....its like when you wake up and the dog has crapped your bed, theres puke on your pillow, your sibling has eaten all the breakfast there is and you're late but you still say goodmorning (under those circumstances i wouldnt, but you know what i mean).

    Whats even more funny, is just how irritated you feel when you overhear a bunch of fake laughs...you're like "tsk tsk tsk hypocrites, why cant people just be honest and be like "that was not funny" or just let the bad joke fly".....but thats life i guess, intentions do count and even if its somehow pretencious it works well for a reason.

    Being serious on small talk is bad stuff
  2. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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  3. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

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    i hate conversations where you have to push out like 20 of 'em in one conversation
  4. Ken Barlow

    Ken Barlow Member

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    Hahahaha! Great thread!

  5. miles apart

    miles apart Member

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    ahaa ahaaa ahhaaa
  6. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    small talk is awesome, the more ridiculous it is the better.


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    i have a friend who does that and i am forever calling him out on it, but i do it too, i cannot front. the best is people who, if you're talking to them, just keep a steady "uh huh..ah huh....uh huh...yep..uh huh..ha..ah ha....yes...uh huh..." etc etc...right through what you're saying. i do that to friends sometimes when they're trying to tell me some details or something that is semi important, just to be a douf.

    the next step after the fake laugh of course, is the nervous fake laugh.
  8. fr8lover

    fr8lover Elite Member

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    flat out i only laugh if you say something funny. the most ill give you is a tiny guffaw or possibly a muted "heh."

    thats all.
  9. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    small talk is funny, cause you can end it with, "ah, nevermind, i was just trying ot spark up some small talk, but i see that its not workin."
    that or you could just smack them.

    i dont like plastic people.
  10. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

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    ah yea, Tess, sure...ha ha ha.

    I'm stubborn...if its not funny I won't laugh. I'll stand there and give whoever the... that wasn't funny look. I usually crack up after that because of the goofy nervous look on their faces.
  11. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    so i guess then you start wondering if your girl is faking orgasms everyonce in a while only to ask the big question:
    'would your life be better if she didnt?":p

    but lets stay on point, i aint talking about plastic cheezy super fake people, i'm talking about giving other people a break when you know theres nothing better you can get out of them.


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    so, at a certain point does it turn into you laughing at them?
  14. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

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