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but does anyone use a track bike? what about not being able to stop or petaling down hills? is it more beneficial than another type of bike?

 

 

i've had one for about four years now.

 

the main benefit is extremely low maintenance

you won't EVER hear me bitching about fucked up brakes

or needing a new derailuer, or new gears blaaablaahhblaahhh.

 

i can pedal down hills and stop fine thanks.

i have good legs and a nice ass. what can i say?

 

so they are also cheaper to buy.

there's hardly anything on the fucking thing

they are not fancy

and in my city, it's all dirty ass punk bike messengers and graffiti writers who ride them

not hipsters

those people are all driving their Jettas to the bar

while the bike mess is in the park drinkin 40s

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i've had one for about four years now.

 

the main benefit is extremely low maintenance

you won't EVER hear me bitching about fucked up brakes

or needing a new derailuer, or new gears blaaablaahhblaahhh.

 

i can pedal down hills and stop fine thanks.

i have good legs and a nice ass. what can i say?

 

so they are also cheaper to buy.

there's hardly anything on the fucking thing

they are not fancy

and in my city, it's all dirty ass punk bike messengers and graffiti writers who ride them

not hipsters

those people are all driving their Jettas to the bar

while the bike mess is in the park drinkin 40s

 

im straight, but indeed you do sound quite sexy

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