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F poison ivy!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by OGBforMumia, Aug 5, 2001.

  1. OGBforMumia

    OGBforMumia Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 710 Likes Received: 0
    this plant needs to cease to exist, i got some playing golf, well actually looking for golf balls in the woods. and i thought it was a bug bite on the back of my knee. oh boy was i wrong! i itched it last night. before i went to bed. and i had it on my leg today. my sister went on the internet to look for treatments. and i bleached my leg to dry out the skin. and now i smell like bleach.....eck but one of the fucked up remidies i found was: "This is hard to believe, but your own urine wiped on the infected area, and let dry, dries up the poison. You will see results the very next day. But it has to be your own urine, I do not know if it's antibodies built up in your system, or just the acid in it. But it work's. Passed down from 3 generations."

    thats not gonna happen! not in my fucking life will i spread my own urine yet alone someone elses over my body......gross

    [This message has been edited by OGBforMumia (edited 08-06-2001).]
  2. Trend

    Trend Member

    Joined: Jul 10, 2001 Messages: 611 Likes Received: 0
    ha,.... yea, that supposedly helps with jellyfish burns too
  3. subclub

    subclub New Jack

    Joined: Aug 3, 2001 Messages: 59 Likes Received: 0
    poison ivy rules man. remember when she hooked up with harley quinn and they fucked shit up?
  4. my mom buys my clothes

    my mom buys my clothes Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 318 Likes Received: 0
    quit being a pussy and just piss on yourself.
  5. DoSeR

    DoSeR Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 1, 2001 Messages: 1,851 Likes Received: 0
    i would just pee on my leg... im cool like that
  6. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    cmon its your own piss...its healthy.
  7. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! Member

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 878 Likes Received: 1
    The only thing that I've found that really works is a mixture between internal homeopathics (they usually have special blends for poisen ivy if you just go in a health food store and ask) and external GSE (grapefruitseed extract). Homeopathics use your body's own healing properties by taking the part of poisen ivy that your body reacts and fights but leaving the rest out. So basicly by taking homeopathics your body is fighting 10 times the poisen ivy you actually have. Make sense? The GSE itches when you first put it on, but it dries the fuck out of it. Usually it takes my body about 3 weeks to fight off any poisen ivy because I'm highly allergic to it and it spreads fast... With the combination of those two products, and sometimes some rescue remedy (a topical homeopathic) my poisen ivy is gone in about 3 days.

    PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em.
  8. hipnos

    hipnos Guest

    to help with the itching you can run really hot water over the area. at first it will be really itchy, but after a few seconds under the water it will stop itching completely. just do that once or twice a day, if you can stand it. also, calomine lotion helps to dry out it out, and i guess helps against the itching too.
  9. MASk!

    MASk! Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 7, 2000 Messages: 1,356 Likes Received: 1
    if pissing on it works why wouldnt you? Its free easy and freshly scented.
  10. OGBforMumia

    OGBforMumia Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 710 Likes Received: 0
    just because you pissed your pants that one time. (and dont go "what are you talking about) you dont have to come on 12oz and call me names..
    mask!...even though its free, i havent peed on myself since i was 4 and would like to keep the streak going for a while (unlike my mom buys me clothes, she also buys him diapers "i have a weak bladder" uh huh....sure)
  11. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 15, 2000 Messages: 2,807 Likes Received: 0
    There is a soap you can buy in the laundry aisle. I think it Nels Naptha or something like that. It is a bar of soap, really cheap and will completely rid you of the poison ivy.
  12. OPIUM3

    OPIUM3 Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 1,315 Likes Received: 0
    I'd rather get really ass drunk and then piss on myself and blame it on the alcohol. You kill 2 birds with one stone...
  13. OGBforMumia

    OGBforMumia Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 710 Likes Received: 0
    thank you bobobi. i found a remidy that says to crush up aspirin and mix it with fingernail polish til its a paste, shits banging. its helpin, but im gonna go buy that soap. peace
  14. or just kill a bird than piss on it, mash it up and put it on your poison ivy....not neccesarily in that order.
  15. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    i get it on my junk at least once a year.