Extendo-Telescoping-Bitch-Slapping Device

i'm trying to make a, i don't know, 10-15 foot long telescoping extendo arm that you can slap people across the room with for a project. any suggestions how to go about doing so? PVC piping seems like it might be the best option but it's very thick and durable and hard to work with if yo uwant too melt it. i can't seem to figure out how i'm going to make this thing work like one of those toy light sabers. any help?

you should make one of those spring loaded punching hand cannons like in the cartoons. knock a bitch the fuck out.

buy a toy lightsaber and put one of those big foam hands on the end of it. voila!

Use your penis.

Perhaps you could get off your ass and walk across the room to slap them if they need to slapped that bad.

make it from an aluminum beam from an old ladder, and maybe put a nail in the slapper. put the slapper on a hinge on the end, attach a string to one side of the slapper, attach the string to a handle that cause the string to be shortened when squeezed, that mechanism would consist of a piece of material that the string has to conform to when the handle is squeezed. keep the slapper from going the other way by attaching a piece of material that acts as an extension of the beam, the slapper will rest against it.

drop that phone

damn, on the posting spree again are we?

dont reinvent the wheel! put matches inbetween thier toes when they fall asleep or pass out and lite that shit! When they wake up yell "your on fire" and throw a bucket of water on them

i hate onesecondple so much, and ive only been here for 2 days!

back on topic though, use those carboard cilynders that posters come in as the extending part, and duck tape the bitch slapping part at the end of it. voila!