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Extendo-Telescoping-Bitch-Slapping Device

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by some pittsburgh flavor, Oct 9, 2004.

  1. some pittsburgh flavor

    some pittsburgh flavor Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 4,936 Likes Received: 0
    i'm trying to make a, i don't know, 10-15 foot long telescoping extendo arm that you can slap people across the room with for a project. any suggestions how to go about doing so? PVC piping seems like it might be the best option but it's very thick and durable and hard to work with if yo uwant too melt it. i can't seem to figure out how i'm going to make this thing work like one of those toy light sabers. any help?
  2. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,866 Likes Received: 27
    you should make one of those spring loaded punching hand cannons like in the cartoons. knock a bitch the fuck out.
  3. cloner

    cloner Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 29, 2004 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 0
    buy a toy lightsaber and put one of those big foam hands on the end of it. voila!
  4. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 4
  5. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    Perhaps you could get off your ass and walk across the room to slap them if they need to slapped that bad.
  6. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    make it from an aluminum beam from an old ladder, and maybe put a nail in the slapper. put the slapper on a hinge on the end, attach a string to one side of the slapper, attach the string to a handle that cause the string to be shortened when squeezed, that mechanism would consist of a piece of material that the string has to conform to when the handle is squeezed. keep the slapper from going the other way by attaching a piece of material that acts as an extension of the beam, the slapper will rest against it.
  7. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  8. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,989 Likes Received: 313
    damn, on the posting spree again are we?
  9. Drunk Sober

    Drunk Sober Member

    Joined: Nov 7, 2003 Messages: 793 Likes Received: 1
    dont reinvent the wheel! put matches inbetween thier toes when they fall asleep or pass out and lite that shit! When they wake up yell "your on fire" and throw a bucket of water on them
  10. Hippopotamus

    Hippopotamus Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 118 Likes Received: 0
    i hate onesecondple so much, and ive only been here for 2 days!

    back on topic though, use those carboard cilynders that posters come in as the extending part, and duck tape the bitch slapping part at the end of it. voila!