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Excuses, excuses...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Handjob, Dec 5, 2001.

  1. Handjob

    Handjob Guest

    Whats the funniest, lamest, smartest, or just the most retarded excuse you've ever seen beside a piece?

    -I was wearing tight jeans, and I had a boner
    -Age's farts were burning my eyes

    Or if not an excuse, whats the best little quote you've seen?

    -Tars, be nicer to your mom
    -Gretzky shoots, Jesus saves
  2. Boring Bastard

    Boring Bastard Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 3,784 Likes Received: 1
    A quote:

    Chicken Sandwich with Swiss Cheese equals $1.29!!

    A friend of mine used to always insist that we go to Jack In The Box to get some food after painting this train spot down the street from there!!
    I guess food was on the brain....
  3. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Guest

    anything penis hits up...
    be it "im scared"
    or "poopoo head"

    dude is on some next shit.
  4. graf-freely!

    graf-freely! Member

    Joined: Nov 16, 2001 Messages: 556 Likes Received: 0
    otra,wrote how dou you get a witch pregnant? you fuck her!
  5. beardo

    beardo Guest

    for about 5 years running now my favorite quote has been DIELER

    "how do you barbeque potato chips?"

    close second is GREY with

    "forever school"
  6. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 11,276 Likes Received: 71
    One of my friends once said this about procrastination...

    "I was so busy doing nothing I couldn't finish my work."

    I use this one for one of my AIM away messages.
  7. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    "vapor likes figure skating"

    "dude wheres your piece?" someone who got dissed i guess, right around when dude wheres my car was released.

    'sweet home alabama"

    "keep on truckin" yen

    "ive got hockey hair"

    that tight jeans one was awesome.
  8. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
    One night me and my boy went out and we both fell in this huge creek that ran next to the highway with a large wall on the other side to prevent floods..well he pieced up there and it was kind of sloping, next to it, he put, "lopsided, i lost my left shoe.'
    It was good..
  9. Boring Bastard

    Boring Bastard Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 3,784 Likes Received: 1


    I remember that night man.....funny shit!!
  10. Handjob

    Handjob Guest

    whaaaaaaa? he's not doin it right, then...