Guest Handjob Posted December 5, 2001 Share Posted December 5, 2001 Whats the funniest, lamest, smartest, or just the most retarded excuse you've ever seen beside a piece? -I was wearing tight jeans, and I had a boner -Age's farts were burning my eyes Or if not an excuse, whats the best little quote you've seen? -Tars, be nicer to your mom -Gretzky shoots, Jesus saves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted December 5, 2001 Share Posted December 5, 2001 A quote: Chicken Sandwich with Swiss Cheese equals $1.29!! A friend of mine used to always insist that we go to Jack In The Box to get some food after painting this train spot down the street from there!! I guess food was on the brain.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted December 5, 2001 Share Posted December 5, 2001 anything penis hits up... be it "im scared" or "poopoo head" dude is on some next shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graf-freely! Posted December 5, 2001 Share Posted December 5, 2001 otra,wrote how dou you get a witch pregnant? you fuck her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted December 5, 2001 Share Posted December 5, 2001 for about 5 years running now my favorite quote has been DIELER "how do you barbeque potato chips?" close second is GREY with "forever school" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted December 5, 2001 Share Posted December 5, 2001 One of my friends once said this about procrastination... "I was so busy doing nothing I couldn't finish my work." I use this one for one of my AIM away messages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 "vapor likes figure skating" "dude wheres your piece?" someone who got dissed i guess, right around when dude wheres my car was released. 'sweet home alabama" "keep on truckin" yen "ive got hockey hair" that tight jeans one was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 One night me and my boy went out and we both fell in this huge creek that ran next to the highway with a large wall on the other side to prevent floods..well he pieced up there and it was kind of sloping, next to it, he put, "lopsided, i lost my left shoe.' It was good.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 Quote: SNAFU WON'T EAT PUSSY!!! I remember that night man.....funny shit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Handjob Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 Originally posted by Boring Bastard Quote: SNAFU WON'T EAT PUSSY!!! I remember that night man.....funny shit!! whaaaaaaa? he's not doin it right, then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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