Mr. Mang Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 i was job hunting today and picked up an application to work at 'the ups store'. to my dismay, i discovered some very interesting things on the application - grammar errors, spelling errors, and a weird question or two. i know i'm far from an english professor, but check this out: (by the way, these are exactly how i saw them on the application) "Grammer school:" "A customer walks in with a seeing eye dog. Who fills out the UPS form?" "A nice gentleman has a 100 pound box in the truck of his car. What do you do?" "Many times throughout the day we must do things that we don't agree with or don't like to do. Name one of those things you don't like to do and how you feel when you have to do it." "If you went to a gas station with your car and needed a flat tire fixed. The attendant said he wasn't too sure how to do it, but thought he would try. What would you do?" "When you do into a store that provides service, how do you expect the service to be?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 please.... I got a resume that was a video of the guy ( who's a vantriquilist (sp?)) and his 'Buddy Monkey' telling me why I should hire him. It was so well produced that I wrote him back telling him that I wished I had a job for him, and that his video was top shelf, but sorry.... no damn dirty apes allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest westy Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Ahhh what line of work are you in Key?? ^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 video-television-film post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 sleeping your way to the top is the way to go. it's slow moving, but at least you'll be well rested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 whats wrong here, im missing it i guess... "A customer walks in with a seeing eye dog. Who fills out the UPS form?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted April 27, 2005 Author Share Posted April 27, 2005 i just want to write: WELL THE FUCKING DOG SURE AS HELL ISN'T GONNA DO IT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. Mang@Apr 26 2005, 09:09 PM "A customer walks in with a seeing eye dog. Who fills out the UPS form?" God. The same one that had forsaken the blind man. It's only fair. "A nice gentleman has a 100 pound box in the truck of his car. What do you do?" Ask him how much she weighed and what he did with the rest of her. "Many times throughout the day we must do things that we don't agree with or don't like to do. Name one of those things you don't like to do and how you feel when you have to do it." Cocaine. Addicted. "If you went to a gas station with your car and needed a flat tire fixed. The attendant said he wasn't too sure how to do it, but thought he would try. What would you do?" Kill him. "When you do into a store that provides service, how do you expect the service to be?" Cheap, relaxing, and with a happy ending. Return that app just like that, I guarantee I just got you that job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 ahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted April 27, 2005 Author Share Posted April 27, 2005 haha that is awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Originally posted by <KEY3>@Apr 27 2005, 02:17 AM please.... I got a resume that was a video of the guy ( who's a vantriquilist (sp?)) and his 'Buddy Monkey' telling me why I should hire him. It was so well produced that I wrote him back telling him that I wished I had a job for him, and that his video was top shelf, but sorry.... no damn dirty apes allowed. Quoted post What an idiot. No one wants to hire a freak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Originally posted by GnomeToys@Apr 27 2005, 12:09 AM "A nice gentleman has a 100 pound box in the truck of his car. What do you do?" Ask him how much she weighed and what he did with the rest of her. Quoted post thats fucking AWSOME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Originally posted by SleepAnDream@Apr 27 2005, 03:20 PM thats fucking AWSOME. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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