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excerpts from a job application

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Mr. Mang, Apr 26, 2005.

  1. Mr. Mang

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    excerpts from a job application

    Discussion started by Mr. Mang - Apr 26, 2005

    i was job hunting today and picked up an application to work at 'the ups store'. to my dismay, i discovered some very interesting things on the application - grammar errors, spelling errors, and a weird question or two. i know i'm far from an english professor, but check this out:

    (by the way, these are exactly how i saw them on the application)


    "Grammer school:"

    "A customer walks in with a seeing eye dog. Who fills out the UPS form?"

    "A nice gentleman has a 100 pound box in the truck of his car. What do you do?"

    "Many times throughout the day we must do things that we don't agree with or don't like to do. Name one of those things you don't like to do and how you feel when you have to do it."

    "If you went to a gas station with your car and needed a flat tire fixed. The attendant said he wasn't too sure how to do it, but thought he would try. What would you do?"

    "When you do into a store that provides service, how do you expect the service to be?"
     
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    <KEY3> - Replied Apr 26, 2005

    please....

    I got a resume that was a video of the guy ( who's a vantriquilist (sp?))
    and his 'Buddy Monkey' telling me why I should hire him. It was so well produced
    that I wrote him back telling him that I wished I had a job for him, and that
    his video was top shelf, but sorry.... no damn dirty apes allowed.
     
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    westy - Replied Apr 26, 2005

    Ahhh what line of work are you in Key?? ^^^^
     
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    <KEY3> - Replied Apr 26, 2005

    video-television-film post
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Apr 26, 2005

    sleeping your way to the top is the way to go. it's slow moving, but at least you'll be well rested
     
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    Overtime - Replied Apr 26, 2005

    whats wrong here, im missing it i guess...



    "A customer walks in with a seeing eye dog. Who fills out the UPS form?"
     
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  7. Mr. Mang

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    Mr. Mang - Replied Apr 27, 2005

    i just want to write: WELL THE FUCKING DOG SURE AS HELL ISN'T GONNA DO IT!!!
     
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  8. GnomeToys

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    GnomeToys - Replied Apr 27, 2005

    God. The same one that had forsaken the blind man. It's only fair.

    Ask him how much she weighed and what he did with the rest of her.

    Cocaine. Addicted.

    Kill him.

    Cheap, relaxing, and with a happy ending.

    Return that app just like that, I guarantee I just got you that job.
     
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    ahahahaha
     
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  10. Mr. Mang

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    haha that is awesome!
     
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    What an idiot. No one wants to hire a freak
     
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    thats fucking AWSOME.
     
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