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evil jokes

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by rob deer, May 9, 2003.

  1. rob deer

    rob deer Guest

    lately, people in my place of work have been comming at me with all kinds of sick jokes. some of aren't even jokes by definition.

    anyway, I don't want to claim responsibility for any evil ish like this:

    what's black and blue and dosen't like sex?

    the 7 year old orphan in my trunk.

    I wonder why it had to be an orphan.???
    anyway hook it up so I have some ammo.
  2. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    why did the chicken cross the road ?

    to call the police because i raped it.
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    wow i just made that one up
  4. rob deer

    rob deer Guest

    that could kill with a little work
  5. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 1, 2001 Messages: 7,116 Likes Received: 1
    fuck you, stupid peices of feeeeeeeeeeeecal matter.

    just kidding, evil jokes are the best thing in life.
    cherish them.
  6. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

    Joined: Sep 14, 2001 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 0
  7. FourOneTwo

    FourOneTwo Member

    Joined: May 10, 2002 Messages: 924 Likes Received: 0
  8. fuckedupafro

    fuckedupafro Member

    Joined: Aug 17, 2002 Messages: 436 Likes Received: 0
    whats so bad about having sex with a five year old?
    you get blood on your clown suit.

    whats the good thing about having sex with a 5 yr old boy?
    you can close your eyes and imagine hes a 4 yr old

    why do women get paid less?
    because they're shit at everything.

    what do you do before raping a teenage girl?
    break her knees with a shovel and stab her in the eyes.
  9. WALE!pd

    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 7, 2002 Messages: 12,040 Likes Received: 364
    whats funner than raping a deaf blind mute girl?
    cutting off her fingers so she cant tell anyone

    whats the best part about having sex with a 7 year old girl in the shower?
    you can slick her hair back and pretend shes a 7 year old boy

    whats funner than swinging a dead baby from a clothesline?
    stopping it with a shovel

    hahaha thats all for now
  10. rob deer

    rob deer Guest

    thanks gee golly wilickers

    whats funner than raping a deaf blind mute girl?
    cutting off her fingers so she cant tell anyone

    ^^^this wins so far
  11. Fr8Junkie

    Fr8Junkie Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 128 Likes Received: 0
    how many jews can you fit in a VW bug?

    15. 3 in the back,2 in the front, and 10 in the ash tray
  12. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Nov 23, 2000 Messages: 12,434 Likes Received: 86
  13. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    i got it from a previous thread

    i forgot how it went

    something like

    what's a gay guy and a tumbleweed got in common?"

    they both go blowing around on everything until they end up stuck on a fencepost in wyoming
  14. Tbious One

    Tbious One Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 2, 2002 Messages: 111 Likes Received: 0
    here are some :)
    Q:What's the different between a Caddilac and a pile of dead babyies?

    A:I dont have a caddilec in my garage.

    Q:What is purple and surounded by white powder?

    A:A pealed baby inside a sack of salt.
    :rolleyes: haha those were dumb..

    A 6 years old girl came from school and asked her mom: "Mom how old am I"? So the mother said: "You are 6 years old".
    Still not sure the girl goes to her grandfather and says "Grandpa, how old am I?"
    So the grandpa tells her "Get your pants off" and puts his finger in her pussy.
    After 2 mins he put it out and says "hmmmm, you are 6 years old" so the girl was really suprised.
    She asks him "How did you know it?"
    "Because I heard you mom say it before 3 minutes"
  15. You guys are some sick fucks.