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evil jokes

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by rob deer, May 9, 2003.

  1. rob deer

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    evil jokes

    Discussion started by rob deer - May 9, 2003

    lately, people in my place of work have been comming at me with all kinds of sick jokes. some of aren't even jokes by definition.

    anyway, I don't want to claim responsibility for any evil ish like this:

    what's black and blue and dosen't like sex?











    the 7 year old orphan in my trunk.


    I wonder why it had to be an orphan.???
    anyway hook it up so I have some ammo.
     
  2. Dick Quickwood

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    why did the chicken cross the road ?


    to call the police because i raped it.
     
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  3. Dick Quickwood

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    Dick Quickwood - Replied May 9, 2003

    wow i just made that one up
     
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  4. rob deer

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    rob deer - Replied May 9, 2003

    that could kill with a little work
     
  5. uncle-boy

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    fuck you, stupid peices of feeeeeeeeeeeecal matter.

    just kidding, evil jokes are the best thing in life.
    cherish them.
     
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  6. Born Loser

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    :lol:
     
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  7. FourOneTwo

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    FourOneTwo - Replied May 9, 2003

    ...Ok...
     
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    whats so bad about having sex with a five year old?
    you get blood on your clown suit.

    whats the good thing about having sex with a 5 yr old boy?
    you can close your eyes and imagine hes a 4 yr old

    why do women get paid less?
    because they're shit at everything.

    what do you do before raping a teenage girl?
    break her knees with a shovel and stab her in the eyes.
     
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  9. WALE!pd

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    whats funner than raping a deaf blind mute girl?
    cutting off her fingers so she cant tell anyone

    whats the best part about having sex with a 7 year old girl in the shower?
    you can slick her hair back and pretend shes a 7 year old boy

    whats funner than swinging a dead baby from a clothesline?
    stopping it with a shovel

    hahaha thats all for now
     
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  10. rob deer

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    rob deer - Replied May 9, 2003

    thanks gee golly wilickers

    whats funner than raping a deaf blind mute girl?
    cutting off her fingers so she cant tell anyone

    ^^^this wins so far
     
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    how many jews can you fit in a VW bug?

    15. 3 in the back,2 in the front, and 10 in the ash tray
     
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    :eek:
     
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    test pattern - Replied May 9, 2003

    i got it from a previous thread

    i forgot how it went

    something like

    what's a gay guy and a tumbleweed got in common?"

    they both go blowing around on everything until they end up stuck on a fencepost in wyoming
     
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    hmm..
    here are some :)
    Q:What's the different between a Caddilac and a pile of dead babyies?

    A:I dont have a caddilec in my garage.

    Q:What is purple and surounded by white powder?

    A:A pealed baby inside a sack of salt.
    :rolleyes: haha those were dumb..

    hmm...
    A 6 years old girl came from school and asked her mom: "Mom how old am I"? So the mother said: "You are 6 years old".
    Still not sure the girl goes to her grandfather and says "Grandpa, how old am I?"
    So the grandpa tells her "Get your pants off" and puts his finger in her pussy.
    After 2 mins he put it out and says "hmmmm, you are 6 years old" so the girl was really suprised.
    She asks him "How did you know it?"
    ...
    "Because I heard you mom say it before 3 minutes"
    HAHAHA
    DUMB
     
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  15. imported_Europe - Replied May 9, 2003

    You guys are some sick fucks.