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everything in my life evens itself out without fail....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Abracadabra, Sep 14, 2004.

  1. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    remember that episode of seinfeld where no matter what went wrong, something would always happen to balance out the universe? well, that's me.

    no matter what bad things have happened in my life, something has always happened to balance it out. this has been going on for years. whenever i lose a job and i think all is lost, another better job comes right along. lose a girl, a new and better one comes along. my life is the fucking awesome.

    so anyway, today yet another one of these instances happened.

    a couple weeks ago, our electricity bill arrived in the mail. i thought to myself "about fucking time, we haven't had one in ages". well, the reason we hadn't had one is cos the electricity company didn't bother to send it. so i was lumped with a 6 monthly bill to pay within 28 days - not only that, but these were the winter bills, which are always way more expensive than summer. fucking fantastic, i thought. i've got a few broke weeks ahead.

    to add insult to injury, late last week i get a fine for not having a ticket on the tram. i tried punching on with the ticket inspectors, but 6 on 1 is a losing battle. so add a $200 fine to the already $400 electricity bill. for those that can't count, i'm down $600 beans.

    well, today i go to the atm to grab some cash, and when my reciept comes out, i've magically got $600 extra dollars in there. i thought to myself "where the fuck did that come from? it's not pay day". i get to work to check last week's pay slip to see i got an extra $600 in my pay. i asked my boss about it, and it's apparently legit. i've been at this job for 12 months now, and it's a sort of 1 year anniversary bonus.

    cha ching! money problem solved. i can do no wrong
  2. Mr. Peanut

    Mr. Peanut Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2002 Messages: 3,033 Likes Received: 10
    congradulations. you've got a top time for that track.
  3. Nekro

    Nekro Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 2,568 Likes Received: 1
  4. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    MY life just keeps on sucking.
  5. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    :cry2: :lol:

    jk. ;)

    WEAK NIGGUH Member

    Joined: Jul 25, 2004 Messages: 379 Likes Received: 1
  7. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3

    *an extra $600 is always a good thing
  8. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    So, what happens if you lose an arm?
  9. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i've got health insurance. bionic arm here i come!