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everyday life tips and tricks

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by morton, Sep 13, 2009.

  1. morton

    morton Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2006 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 251
    Listen to books on tape to help cope with long commutes.
     
  2. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,506 Likes Received: 450
    I find it hard to stay focused on the story with books on tape. I listen to podcasts for my commute.


    When you're house cleaning leave the fan on your HVAC system running and brush the grill to your return duct so all the dust gets ducked into the filter instead of falling to the floor and creating more of a mess.
     
  3. CALIgula

    CALIgula Moderator Crew

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    if you see blood in your urine, go to the doctor
     
  4. morton

    morton Elite Member

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    I only listen for the highway portion, navigation or negotiation will certainly make the plot or development disappear.
     
  5. Toiletseat

    Toiletseat Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2008 Messages: 1,865 Likes Received: 222
    i cant concentrate on audiobooks while im mastrubating on the highway
     
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  6. Boodah

    Boodah Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Shoot darts, eat shot glasses
     
  7. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,475 Likes Received: 203
    Smoke a 40 and drink a blunt
     
  8. Deine Mudder

    Deine Mudder Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 17, 2009 Messages: 1,821 Likes Received: 202
    ..some gems from the first 10 pages of this thread..

     
  9. Boodah

    Boodah Dirty Dozen Crew

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    don't fuck a mexican goat whore until you ask her who her daddy is
     
  10. Deine Mudder

    Deine Mudder Senior Member

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    more

     
  11. One Man Banned

    One Man Banned Dirty Dozen Crew

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    If you can't afford an alarm system find someone who has one and snatch the alarm co. sign from them, post in your own yard. Instant security upgrade.
     
  12. Deine Mudder

    Deine Mudder Senior Member

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    more

     
  13. One Man Banned

    One Man Banned Dirty Dozen Crew

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    If your shoes stink because they're getting old or whatever, put them in a plastic bag & into the freezer for an hour- kills all the germs/bacteria that are making them stink. Like said above though, wash yo feets!
     
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  14. Steel Schnauzer

    Steel Schnauzer Dirty Dozen Crew

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    • Always do take out and leave a couple menus in your car of near by spots so after you pick up shorty u can bring her to your place getting them over is half the battle.
    • Never tell people how much money u have flexing isn't cute and will cost u.
    • When u go out to meet women never go alone bring one or two friends always better when its women friends they will naturally draw in other women.
    • After dating a girl for a while its important to have checks and balances.
    • Wet Wipes are great keep them clutch for getting rid of the duck butter: when sweat and goo builds up between thigh and balls
     
  15. DETO

    DETO Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,350 Likes Received: 154
    AUDIO BOOKS SUUUUCK. I NEED MUSIC WHILE I'M TRAVELING, BUT THE WIFE ALWAYS TURNS THE VOLUME DOWN SO WE CAN TALK AND SHE GETS BUGGED WHEN I TURN IT BACK UP. BUT TRUTHFULLY ALL I EVER HEAR ON ROAD TRIPS IS THE SOUND OF CARTOONS COMING FROM THE BACK SEAT BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER WON'T KEEP HER HEADPHONES ON UNLESS SHES ON HER IPAD...
     
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