morton Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 This has probably been done before but what the heck. Post up tips and tricks for everyday life. When you have used some eggs from the carton cut the carton down to save space in your fridge. When frying eggs try putting a little bit of water in the pan and poach to finish rather than flipping. Never ignore a brake problem on a car. If you become unemployed try to get dislocated worker status. Treat all illegal activities in a military manner, need to know basis. Things like this, perhaps this is a fail? I dunno 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 fancy hotels have dope public bathrooms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 fancy hotels have dope public bathrooms fucking right they do and what is dislocated worker status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Disregard females, Acquire capitol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 To be a dislocated worker means that you work in a industry that is on the decline. One of the most common in my part of the world is loggers. If you get it the state will pay your schooling to get a job in a industry that is not in decline. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 hmmm im a freelance muralist, i dont think that job was ever on the up and up let alone the decline sorry for the derailment broski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 fancy hotels have dope public bathrooms THISx100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 http://www.wilma.org/wdclists/wdadetails.asp?area=000000&areaname=Washington%20State&qualify=Not%20in%20Demand&soccode=271019&soctitle=Artists%20and%20Related%20Workers,%20All%20Other Decline in washington. So if you had 5 years of gainful employment as a artist and are now unable to find work you would be a dislocated worker and eligible for certain funds etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Keep money saved up no matter what, never live check to check. I know it sounds ridiculous but even if you ain't balling it is possible. Do whatever it takes to live within your means, more income or less spending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 thats good words right there merc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 If you like vagina, keep your fingernails trimmed and no hang nails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 look both ways before crossing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Don't shit unless absolutely necessary...you can get rugged hemorrhoids.. throw salt in with loads of laundry so that colours don't fade... put on your g-string backwards and call it a poop hammock... if you can't sleep at night take a gravol... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Don't smoke weed out of anything metal, roll that shit up or just use glass and ceramic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Put a little packet of gaz-x strips in your wallet. Girls don't like farts on dates. Artificial sweetener kills ants. If you have an ant problem, sprinkle a pile in all of the corners near the problem. Polish your leather shoes with banana peels. Lock your door if you live with moms and a little sister. Never know when her 13 year old self will walk in on you while you're trying to waste babies. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 Mercer coming through with some good ones. Work the same job for a few years, it will add credibility to your resume. Keep the same bank for years and build credit because you never know. I like to use a small credit union more than a big bank because they know me which is worth more to me than the convenience of having branches everywhere. Keep a blank check in your wallet. Always lock your car from the outside with a key that way you will never lock yourself out. Keep your keys and your wallet in the same place in your home that way you never have to look for them. Keep a personal diary of your hours and tasks at work should anyone ever question your shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Learn to tie your shoes like a Ranger, never will come undone Exercise its good for you Be honest, people will appreciate it If something hurts, go to the doctor...its only going to get worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 How does a ranger tie their shoes? Hand sanitizer works to clean sneakers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Never let police trick you into incriminating yourself, don't be combative/disrespectful but keep your mouth shut. If fessing up or cooperation will help your situation your lawyer would let you know later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 How does a ranger tie their shoes? Hand sanitizer works to clean sneakers. Hard to explain on the internet...but I maybe could make a youtube vid. Also its not called a Ranger knot or anything just something I learned when i was a lowly private from my Ranger Platoon Sergeant. I even tie my shoes with this knot and my shoes never come undone....ever! Really works well when you are running so you dont have to stop and retie shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 You can trust your fiend with your car and your life. Never trust them with your money or your wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Liquor before beer, you're in for the clear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Always keep a pocket knife and duct tape (or another strong tape) in your vehicle, in case of a hose blowout. Also, keep a gallon of gas in a container in the trunk. NEVER do more than on illegal activity at a time. ie, don't drive drunk and dirty, (actually, don't drive drunk...), don't paint while dirty, don't store graff stuff in your house if it is dirty, etc. The likelyhood of trouble is exponentiated when this happens. Keep friends close and enemies closer. They'll never see it coming. Racial slurs should never be used for any race other than your own, lest you expect a fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 You can use newspaper to clean windows. Keep a first aid kit in your car along with a fire extinguisher and jumper cables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 A full can of gas will not smell but a half full can will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 put magnolia blossoms in your bath. or a bath that you draw for your bitch. it leaves the skin dewy and smooth and smelling delicious. uncooked rice and some soothing-smelling herbs in an old (clean) sock makes an excellent microwavable heating pad fold drier sheets into your clothes to keep them smelling fresh nail polish remover is great at getting paint off of things. it also removes small scratches on the face of your watch cut up your old clothes for rags that are perfect for wiping up spilled beer, bong water, etc., then just throw them away instead of having to wash dishrags when at the grocery store, shop on sale, motherfuckers yesterday's stale bread is today's french toast for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 On that note never pay for garbage bags, use your old grocery bags and a smaller can, throw shit out daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 buy packs of black and milds instead of a single everyday. the cost adds up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 when at the grocery store, shop on sale, motherfuckers yesterday's stale bread is today's french toast for real. On this note, only buy enough food for two weeks. Like 94% of people over buy food and waste a lot of shit. This will keep your wallet fat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 On that note never pay for garbage bags, use your old grocery bags and a smaller can, throw shit out daily. I do this daily. i thought everyone did :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I only buy enough food for 2 meals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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