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everyday life tips and tricks

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by morton, Sep 13, 2009.

  1. morton

    morton Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2006 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 251
    This has probably been done before but what the heck. Post up tips and tricks for everyday life.

    When you have used some eggs from the carton cut the carton down to save space in your fridge.

    When frying eggs try putting a little bit of water in the pan and poach to finish rather than flipping.

    Never ignore a brake problem on a car.

    If you become unemployed try to get dislocated worker status.

    Treat all illegal activities in a military manner, need to know basis.

    Things like this, perhaps this is a fail? I dunno
     
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  2. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,501 Likes Received: 219
    fancy hotels have dope public bathrooms
     
  3. yinz n'at

    yinz n'at Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 22, 2006 Messages: 7,491 Likes Received: 252
    fucking right they do

    and what is dislocated worker status
     
  4. Mercer

    Mercer Moderator Crew

    Joined: May 2, 2007 Messages: 10,652 Likes Received: 1,072
    Disregard females, Acquire capitol.
     
  5. morton

    morton Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2006 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 251
    To be a dislocated worker means that you work in a industry that is on the decline. One of the most common in my part of the world is loggers.

    If you get it the state will pay your schooling to get a job in a industry that is not in decline.
     
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  6. yinz n'at

    yinz n'at Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 22, 2006 Messages: 7,491 Likes Received: 252
    hmmm im a freelance muralist, i dont think that job was ever on the up and up let alone the decline

    sorry for the derailment broski
     
  7. SwampFightOner

    SwampFightOner 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 7, 2008 Messages: 13,567 Likes Received: 703
    THISx100
     
  8. morton

    morton Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2006 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 251
  9. Mercer

    Mercer Moderator Crew

    Joined: May 2, 2007 Messages: 10,652 Likes Received: 1,072
    Keep money saved up no matter what, never live check to check.
    I know it sounds ridiculous but even if you ain't balling it is possible.
    Do whatever it takes to live within your means, more income or less spending.
     
  10. yinz n'at

    yinz n'at Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 22, 2006 Messages: 7,491 Likes Received: 252
    thats good words right there merc
     
  11. Mercer

    Mercer Moderator Crew

    Joined: May 2, 2007 Messages: 10,652 Likes Received: 1,072
    If you like vagina, keep your fingernails trimmed and no hang nails.
     
  12. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,501 Likes Received: 219
    look both ways before crossing
     
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  13. Hater

    Hater Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 17, 2004 Messages: 2,222 Likes Received: 241
    Don't shit unless absolutely necessary...you can get rugged hemorrhoids..
    throw salt in with loads of laundry so that colours don't fade...
    put on your g-string backwards and call it a poop hammock...
    if you can't sleep at night take a gravol...
     
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  14. Mercer

    Mercer Moderator Crew

    Joined: May 2, 2007 Messages: 10,652 Likes Received: 1,072
    Don't smoke weed out of anything metal, roll that shit up or just use glass and ceramic.
     
  15. lord_casek

    lord_casek 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jan 24, 2006 Messages: 27,158 Likes Received: 1,073
    Put a little packet of gaz-x strips in your wallet. Girls don't like farts on dates.

    Artificial sweetener kills ants. If you have an ant problem, sprinkle a pile in all of the corners near the problem.

    Polish your leather shoes with banana peels.

    Lock your door if you live with moms and a little sister. Never know when her 13 year old self will walk in on you while you're trying to waste babies.
     
    Steel Schnauzer and freakeenyc like this.
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