RumPuncher Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Let's start this shit off with some Vice horroscopes. Aries: (March 21–April 19) Remember, there's a fine line between genius and insanity. It's time to get serious about career strength. You are stronger than you know. Accelerate a project or make a proposal of your own. Be your boss's boss for once. Have business negotiations on the 11th. Trust your instincts, Aries. You are the bomb this month. Taurus: (April 20–May 20) This month, you are going to need to take stock of a situation—career or romance. Here's to the rebels and the wayward warrior souls. Look into your heart and recognize the thing isn't right for you. Life is about continuous effort. And love. Energy and love. And knowing how to channel them. Consider gardening. Gemini: (May 21–June 21) Saturn––power, the authority figure––is about to enter two of your houses on the 4th. It's in your nature to deny when you're really feeling something—the grass always being greener and such—but if it's for real: trust. History shows us again and again there is a miracle in the fullness of being and acquiring, owning, and possessing, if only a small corner of the vast world. That is the one thing that is needful for a man to grow and become the fullness of his being and so on. Cancer: (June 22–July 22) Two ways to live a life: as though everything is a miracle, or as though nothing is a miracle. If a driver honks at you, smile and wave. If he gives you the middle finger, laugh. Love absolutely everything that ever happens in your life. Telescopes show us that Jupiter is moving across the heavens in its orbit, which means it's time you take stock, count your blessings, and thank the heavens above. Remember, many of life's circumstances are created by rules, law, and discipline. Restrain yourself. Smile. Leo: (July 23–Aug. 22) Cancer is in your fourth house of home and family, and possibly of work life on the 12th. A forthcoming trip with the fam is a wise decision, but history is kind only to the frugal ones. Have the courage to embrace the life you have earned. Virgo: (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) You owe it to yourself to be the best you can possibly be. True friends are silent. With Pluto in the ninth house of education and travel, now is a good time to acquire a wireless LAN. Love has its own time; you have to learn to laugh. Cable would also be a good choice for you this month. Libra: (Sept. 23–Oct. 23) Women and cats do as they please, our pastor once pointed out. Venus's ingress could lead you to a discussion over property lines on the 28th, as long as you do not force negotiations. Allow your yard to shrink, and your relations with your neighbor will flourish. Consider subscribing to a magazine about Eastern philosophies. Scorpio: (Oct. 24–Nov. 21) Your participation makes better decisions in your daily life. With the moon in Cancer, show a lot of emotion in your professional life. The eclipse period in this time frame, coinciding as it does with Jupiter's retrograde orbit, means that Scorpio lovers, like bees, will make honey and produce child. Smile at each other. The next couple weeks could be as sweet as pecan pie. Sagittarius: (Nov. 22–Dec. 21) One week, you're singing "Life is a banquet." The next, Jupiter and Neptune shift in the heavens, and the proposal's late, men bring their boys to the glass, and it's driving everybody crazy. You know what? Get off that cloud. Bring out the bubble bath. Capricorn: (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) Here's to the crazy ones. Mars, planet of action, is dominating this month. Take a little action. Each indecision brings its own delays. Your stock chart appears to show a strong downside. Remember, any intelligent fool can take a fiduciary risk, but it takes a philosopher to watch his stocks decline. Aquarius: (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) Genius is another word for "magic." Learn as if you were going to work for your future. In order to be, you must endure corporate scandal during this period of Mars in Leo energy. Some hidden truth will leak out of a friend's disclaimer. Act as though you have not heard. Urban links will move projects forward. Pisces: (Feb. 19–March 20) Neptune is in your 11th house. Dance, sending you off in a cultural symphony. One thing a man needs to do is step away and view a situation as a sport. Remember, no one wants to damage America. Okay.... now that we're done with that shit..... here's some odd ball tunes to keep this thing moving. sort of breaks. strange shit. miss kittin electro. not scorpion let's keep it moving people... nothing to see here. damn..... Haiti Radio is rocking and so is this you buggers! /\ for Halloween I will be an animated gif. \/ Damn this looked cool -rager- yeah.... I've been at work too long and I'll be here for hours more. sheeet. There's GTA to play and a meeting of the mods to arrange. But On The UP Side.... ^ the next installment of this shit is right around the bender! ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 yo mama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 nigga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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-Rage- Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Woop woop. I'm still waiting for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 did you ever hear mr bungles version of this song? amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 cant say I have.... fresh outta the meat grinder.... Does anyone know how to make autoplaying VCDs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Speaking of meat grinders, I bought some fake ground beef yesterday to make tacos (it was veggies and tofu) but it tasted exactly like meat. Wow....Ok I'm going back to work now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 My Mom had some of that fake ground beef. Or maybe it was just pre-cooked and shrink wrapped. Either way... it had a shelf life of like a year... and no cooking required. hahaha.. speaking of meat grinders... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 i have the weekend off if you wanna hang out <key3> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 I love soy ground beef. Its the cats pajamas. In other words, it is my pajamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drsev Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 beef aint beef unless it's made out of beef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 did anyone ever have to bring a lunchbox to school at the begining of the year for earthquakes just in case? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 If i was to get up from my desk right now and put my co-workers head through the window...you think i would get fired?? or everyoe except the kid just breaks into laughter causing me to dominate my work place and become the boss and then fire everyone and hire machines to do there jobs..but then in return the machies rebel and take over the world...then a human cyborg goes into the past and kills my dad so i wot ever even exist...and then it all wont happen..and i wont ever exist...and niether will this post.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 i never work weekends. yay for me. im one of those "not a monday person" people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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