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Everybody Hates Grandma

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Fat Hawaiian, Jun 11, 2001.

  1. Fat Hawaiian

    Fat Hawaiian New Jack

    Joined: Jun 11, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    Bust This:

    My grandparents came into town a few nights ago, and its really annoying. My grandma talks like she's on stage at a comedy club, setting herself up for jokes and playing off of other people. and she repeats her jokes over and over again but everyone in my family is afraid to remind her. One time i'muh be like
    "Look Grandma, you already told that joke you senile whore!"...
    I've had to eat dinner with them every night since they've been here, and all my grandma does is eat really loud, and she talks shit constantly about people "back home". The good thing is that she brings me ginger cookies and chocolate. But she brings me these wildlife books too, and it pisses me off, cause i'm not 7 anymore. I'd rather her bring me porn or a bottle-o-vodka.
    Lastly, i'd like to say, if my grandma posts on 12oz, FUCK OFF! Go home.

    -The Fat Hawaiian
     
  2. willy!wonka

    willy!wonka Senior Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 2,419 Likes Received: 3
    yo HAWAIIAN..you know what the fuck respect is?!
     
  3. my mom buys my clothes

    my mom buys my clothes Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 318 Likes Received: 0
  4. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
    a little bit to much of that ginger and chocolate?huh fat boy??
     
  5. Temp Name

    Temp Name Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2001 Messages: 259 Likes Received: 0
    Yeah Hawaiian, I mean geeze. She's probably about to die and this is what you have to say about her....man. And stop stealing my quotes bitch.
     
  6. my mom buys my clothes

    my mom buys my clothes Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 318 Likes Received: 0
    yeah......asshole
     
  7. scienxe

    scienxe Member

    Joined: Jun 1, 2001 Messages: 433 Likes Received: 0
    just because people are old does not mean they merit respect.
     
  8. brown twinkie

    brown twinkie Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2001 Messages: 8,127 Likes Received: 0
    fuckin' grannies eh?......
     
  9. brown twinkie

    brown twinkie Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2001 Messages: 8,127 Likes Received: 0
    you can shut her up first with a headlock, then maneuver her into a DDT.
     
  10. willy!wonka

    willy!wonka Senior Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 2,419 Likes Received: 3
    unless your grandma sucked your dick when you were a kid that is a reason not to respect..she brings him wildlife books and tries to talk while this fat punk is thinking bad of her the whole time..

    dont tell us about it you fat fuck..
    go tell your GRANDMA....

     
  11. Comp

    Comp Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 22, 2001 Messages: 2,134 Likes Received: 0
    what a waste of a first post.
     
  12. EatMorGlue

    EatMorGlue Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 22, 2000 Messages: 1,919 Likes Received: 1
    that's some fucking cold shit to say, you'll be regreting that when your grandma dies. at least she's trying to be nice and bring you stuff. jesus christ. it could be worse you know, my grandma lived with us for a year and she had full blown alzheimers, which means dealing with shit infinitely worse than dumb jokes, eating loud, and talking shit about people back home. karma gonna get you good, you're gonna get stuck in one of those homes where they abuse you and steal your shit when you get old. just trying to be nice and you shit on her. that's fuckin beat.
     
  13. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    you are mean!

    but check out this website...it's kinda funny because my grampie is the same exact person....www.crazygrandpa.com
     
  14. 24/7/365

    24/7/365 New Jack

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 50 Likes Received: 0
    Yo Fatty. Thats some foul shit man, that is your Grandmother, you should start to have more respect for that before its to late. You inconciderate fat piece of shit.
     
  15. theFUME

    theFUME Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 6, 2001 Messages: 2,489 Likes Received: 1
    i hope i have grandchildren like you........

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    "So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me"
    -nas
     
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