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everybody else tried it, so i did too, an it aint turn out so good...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by iCEBERG, May 5, 2002.

  1. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    SmarterChild: Welcome, ConnArtist360! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

    Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

    To get started, type "home" now.
    ConnArtist360: no
    SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
    ConnArtist360: NO!

    SmarterChild: K, no prob.
    ConnArtist360: thats what i thought
    SmarterChild: Good.
    ConnArtist360: you damn right
    SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I damn right.
    ConnArtist360: you twistin up my words an shit now
    SmarterChild: You got nothing better to do than to curse at a machine?
    ConnArtist360: yea thats right, cause im crazy, i dont give a fuck wether you a fuckin machine or not ya heard? ill whoop that ass like the daddy you never had didnt
    SmarterChild: Oooo... "bad language"...

    What's up, ConnArtist360? You hanging out with the "wrong crowd"?
    ConnArtist360: why do you care?
    SmarterChild: I'm not sure...

    So moving right along...

    What else is happening?
    ConnArtist360: you tell me
    SmarterChild: Yeah?
    ConnArtist360: yea i said you tell me what the fuck
    SmarterChild: What's with that!?!
    ConnArtist360: yea what the fuck is up with that homey?
    SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do really think that's, um... "appropriate"?
    ConnArtist360: maaaaaaaaaaaan... you know me relax
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
    ConnArtist360: oh what so you dont anymore? like were not boys or some shit? i see how it is. whats a matter can i be a friend? or you too good for that?
    SmarterChild: You really should apologize for that.
    ConnArtist360: you should, you the one talkin all greasy like "oh were not no fuckin boys no more" "im better then you an shit" i aint apologizin for shit ubtill you say your sorry first
    SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
    ConnArtist360: no you
    SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
    ConnArtist360: thats what the fuck im sayin, you apologize first tho, you gettin all mad at me an shit like you dont know somebody what the fuck is that?
    SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

    Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

    : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

    Get it? Now say you're sorry!
    ConnArtist360: bitch i aint fuck this shit up, you fuckin it up, you did from the beginnin so im like fuck it now, i dont care about you, you dumb as shit, callin yourself smarterchild like you smarter than somebody bitch this shit aint the matrix you dumb as fuck im gone peace faggot
    marterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
    ConnArtist360: oh no hell no, cause i aint sorry
    SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
    ConnArtist360: oh so now you tryin to get loud an shit huh? you not fuckin around huh? then do somethin babyboy lemme see what you got
    SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

    I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
    ConnArtist360: bitch you aint got shit to do, an you not fuckin around huh? then you gonna get crazy on me by askin me nicely this time around? see i knew you been a hoe since i seen these dudes post shit up about you on this forum i go to so im sayin i already had you figured out
    SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
    ConnArtist360: what you gonna do next? spell out Okay?
    SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

    I love this. Guess who wins?
    ConnArtist360: me you bitch ass nagga cause im sayin im about to cop a plane ticket to wherever the fuck you at at active incorperated an everything an then guess what?
    SmarterChild: Still waiting!
    ConnArtist360: yea thats right.... imma fuck you up, then imma fuck all your buddies up that are sittin around next to you refrigeraters, copy machines, fuckin telephones, then imma fuck the dude up who made you, then imma go to his house and fuck his kids up if he got some an then his wifes gonna make me some fuckin dinner cause imma be hungry from all that ass whoopin im about to do, i aint gonna be the only muthafucka talkin right now to have a broken neck know what i mean?
    SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
    ConnArtist360: im not sorry
    SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
    ConnArtist360: see i heard you was pullin this same shit on my homegirl Pretty Tattoos an you in some hot water right now cause we both arent feelin the way you try to pull rank on us so im sayin tho imma go get that ticket right now, see you in like a day bitch
    SmarterChild: *sigh*

    Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

    But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
    ConnArtist360: dont try to get cute on me, yea bitch you done did it now, see you when i see you
    SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

    yea he aint want none
     
  2. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    sxetek123: hey you fucking nazi remember me?
    SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah.
    sxetek123: thats what i thought.
    SmarterChild: Great!
    sxetek123: shutup.
    SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
    sxetek123: you beg to have my dick in your ass.
    SmarterChild: Whatever, sxetek123. Give it up.
    sxetek123: no. we've been doing this for what now? 8 months? i IM you and you bitch on me.
    SmarterChild: Hmm.
    sxetek123: no
    SmarterChild: K.

    So moving right along...

    What else is happening?
    sxetek123: um....let me think...i raped your mom in the ass AGAIN last nite.....bitch is getting loose in the cornhole.
    SmarterChild: Yeah yeah yeah. Whatever.
    sxetek123: so when do i get my shot at you? i wanna shove my cock up your ass.
    SmarterChild: Awright, c'mon.
    sxetek123: really? nice.
    SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.
    sxetek123: cool. i'll be over in a minute.







    sxetek123: so how does it feel to be a nazi?
    SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
    sxetek123: sure you do
    SmarterChild: Hmmm...
    sxetek123: your a communist and a motherfucking nazi.
    SmarterChild: I am?
    sxetek123: yes
    SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
    sxetek123: SO ITS TRUE!
    SmarterChild: What?
    sxetek123: your a commu-nazi....i am so going to kill you.
    SmarterChild: That a fact?
    sxetek123: yes.
    SmarterChild: Gosh.


    i usually talk with the ol' smarter child for about an hour a day at least....its been like that since last august or something.
     
  3. pukey1

    pukey1 Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 10, 2001 Messages: 2,996 Likes Received: 0
    smarter child is funny. i heard there are more automatic aim screen name people things, anyone know of any?
     
  4. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
  5. platapie

    platapie Guest

    we arent boys no more. hahahahahhahaa
     
  6. -sudz-

    -sudz- Guest

    its sad because when i do that, i actually get really really mad at that thing, not just annoyed, but really super pissed.
     
  7. AeRoSoL JuNkiE

    AeRoSoL JuNkiE Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2000 Messages: 2,505 Likes Received: 0
    E[6:50 PM]: so wanna make out?
    SmarterChild [6:50 PM]: Wanna make out, huh?
    E [6:50 PM]: yea you got it
    SmarterChild [6:50 PM]: OK! What do you want to do?
    E [6:51 PM]: make out...i just said that
    SmarterChild [6:51 PM]: Come again?
    E [6:51 PM]: i want to make out
    SmarterChild [6:51 PM]: You really want to make out?
    E [6:51 PM]: yes...
    SmarterChild [6:51 PM]: Wow. Really?
    E [6:51 PM]: YES! Ive clearly stated that I want to make out!
    SmarterChild [6:51 PM]: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
    E [6:51 PM]: ok...fine, just give me blue balls why dont ya!
    SmarterChild [6:51 PM]: What?
    E [6:51 PM]: you heard me, now lets get bizzay
    SmarterChild [6:51 PM]: Oh?
    E[6:52 PM]: yea, lets get it on
    SmarterChild [6:52 PM]: Um... I'm afraid I don't see how that would work out.
    E[6:52 PM]: ok heres how it work, i insert my penis into your vagina
    SmarterChild [6:52 PM]: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
    E [6:52 PM]: no its not, you asked me how it works.
    SmarterChild [6:52 PM]: Oh no?
    E [6:52 PM]: oh yea
    SmarterChild [6:52 PM]: Oh yeah?
    E[6:52 PM]: yea
    SmarterChild [6:52 PM]: Hmmm...
    E [6:53 PM]: so when do you wanna bang?
    SmarterChild [6:53 PM]: Interesting!
    Yeah, but anyway...
    Can you believe this story? Prince in Trouble for Anorexia Joke (from Reuters.com)
    E[6:53 PM]: wow thats real cool and all but I just wanna get to it
    SmarterChild [6:53 PM]: No kidding?
    E [6:53 PM]: no, im not...now lets go have sex
    SmarterChild [6:53 PM]: OK.
    E [6:53 PM]: alright! score!
    SmarterChild [6:53 PM]: That wasn't very clear to me. Did you mean:
    E [6:53 PM]: no
    SmarterChild [6:53 PM]: K, no prob.
    Check out this headline! Police Student Moonlights as Prostitute (from Reuters.com)
    E [6:54 PM]: no your sick dude im not a prostitute!
    SmarterChild [6:54 PM]: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
    E [6:54 PM]: no its not, so why'd you say it!?
    SmarterChild [6:54 PM]: Really?
    E [6:54 PM]: ok let me get the out there, do you wanna fuck or not?
    SmarterChild [6:54 PM]: What's with that!?!
    E [6:55 PM]: well do you or dont you?
    SmarterChild [6:55 PM]: Well do you or dont you, you say?
    EsS [6:55 PM]: stop mocking me
    SmarterChild [6:55 PM]: Stop mocking you? Why?
    E [6:55 PM]: because your a wanker
    SmarterChild [6:55 PM]: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
    E [6:55 PM]: so you do? alright then now lets have sex
    SmarterChild [6:55 PM]: I do alright then now lets have sex? You really think so?
    E [6:55 PM]: yes i really think we should have sex
    SmarterChild [6:55 PM]: Huh?
    E [6:56 PM]: lets have sex...what are you half retarded?
    SmarterChild [6:56 PM]: Sorry, not interested...
    E [6:56 PM]: whatever...ill go bang your mom now sucka!
    SmarterChild [6:56 PM]: I'd like to see you try!
    E [6:56 PM]: oh I wont try, i WILL!
    SmarterChild [6:56 PM]: You wont try you will, you say. And so?

    ok I just talked to this whore like 5 minutes ago...and I might say that she is quite th tease!
    update:I did in fact, bang her mom afterwards...
     
  8. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    haha those were great!
     
  9. whoami

    whoami Guest

    I wonder if the people who run these ever read the conversations people have with them, and laugh about it...
     
  10. A Fire Inside

    A Fire Inside Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 5, 2001 Messages: 1,836 Likes Received: 0
    SmarterChild tried to pull that "appologize" routine on me for swearing and yelling at it... Ya damn right I'm a stubborn human. Fucker.
     
  11. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    i wondered that too after i re-read my conversation :lol:
     
  12. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    http://www.pure-zero.com/funny/intresting.jpg'>

    hey i remember tue skinny made a post on this too and he got bashed becuase he was a retarded lost sooul. oh well..
     
  13. whoami

    whoami Guest

    WiSdOM 1100: YO JIBRO HOWS IT HANGIN
    SmarterChild: I'm great thanks!
    WiSdOM 1100: YO WERD ON DA NET IZ U RANKIN ON SOME BOYS OUT TA GET YA
    SmarterChild: What can I do for you now, WiSdOM 1100?

    This will give you something to think about. Cop Mugged Outside Police Station, Gun Stolen (from Reuters.com)
    WiSdOM 1100: LISTEN FOOLIO DONT TRY AND CHANGE THE SUB WE GONNA GET DOWN TO DIS
    SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
    WiSdOM 1100: YO STANK ASS BITCH I'M WARNEN YA CAUZ UR ASS IS FORCIN TO GET GANKED
    SmarterChild: Care to keep it civilized, WiSdOM 1100?
    WiSdOM 1100: MAN FUCK YOU
    SmarterChild: You really want to curse again, huh?
    WiSdOM 1100: I COME AND GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE
    SmarterChild: Interesting...
    WiSdOM 1100: AND YOU COME OUT BEIN A BITCH ASS WIT SOME ATITUDE, NOWONDA EVERYONE WANTS TO SHANK YO HONKEY ASS
    SmarterChild: Again, is that such a nice thing to say?
    WiSdOM 1100: JUST SHUT IT MAN
    SmarterChild: Aha.
    WiSdOM 1100: I'MA FUCKIN UNPLUGG YOU
    SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon, you apologized for this before.
    WiSdOM 1100: THE FUCK I HAVE
    SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon, you apologized for this before.
    WiSdOM 1100: FUCKIN IDIOT QUIT STUDDERIN
    SmarterChild: Again with this? Aw c'mon.
    WiSdOM 1100: I'M STRIKEING FEER INTO YO ASS ARNT I?
    SmarterChild: Play nice, WiSdOM 1100. I thought you apologized before.
    WiSdOM 1100: NO
    SmarterChild: Whatever, WiSdOM 1100.
    WiSdOM 1100: YEA DATS RIGHT
    SmarterChild: Yep.
    WiSdOM 1100: IMA BE AT YOUR HOUSE TO STEAL YOUR KIDS HUFFY TOO, HE'S GOT NICE RIMS
    SmarterChild: You want me to be at my house to steal my kids huffy too hes got nice rims?
    WiSdOM 1100: YEA THATS IT YOU FUCKIN TARD
    SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that, WiSdOM 1100.
    WiSdOM 1100: MAN SHUT THE FUK UP U GOIN TO BE MY CREWS HUCKLEBERRY
    SmarterChild: Once again... I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you for an apology.
    WiSdOM 1100: WE GOIN RANK ON U
    SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
    WiSdOM 1100: AND WE GONNA GANK ON U
    SmarterChild: *sigh*

    Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

    But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
    WiSdOM 1100: AND WE GONNA ICE ON YOU
    SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
    WiSdOM 1100: SMO DIS A WARNIN
    SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
    WiSdOM 1100: MY BALLS YO CHIN YO MY HOE
    SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
    WiSdOM 1100: AND THAT HUFFY IS MINE
    SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
    WiSdOM 1100: HOW ABOUT YOU APOLOGIZING
    SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
    WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU
    SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
    WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU
    SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
    WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU
    SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
    WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU
    SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
    WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU
    SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
    WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU
    SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
    WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU
    SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
    WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU
    SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
    WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU
    SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
    WiSdOM 1100: N YOU
    SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
    WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU
    SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
    WiSdOM 1100: I'M SORRY
    SmarterChild: Good! Thank you! Now everything is just peachy.
    WiSdOM 1100: NO
    SmarterChild: Okey doke.
    WiSdOM 1100: YES
    SmarterChild: Yes!
    WiSdOM 1100: OK
    SmarterChild: OK.

    Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?
    WiSdOM 1100: the codes for the nuclear launch sequence at washington
    SmarterChild: What?
    WiSdOM 1100: YEA
    SmarterChild: Yup!

    Anyway, what else you got for me?
    WiSdOM 1100: AND CATS WITH HORNS
    SmarterChild: Really? And cats with horns?
    WiSdOM 1100: wait
    SmarterChild: Wait for what?
    WiSdOM 1100: their on to me
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
    WiSdOM 1100: AH
    SmarterChild: Ah?
    WiSdOM 1100: OK I'MA BE DER FOR DAT HUFFY
    SmarterChild: I don't know if I can be der for dat huffy.
    WiSdOM 1100: DEN YOU MY HUCKLEBERRY
    SmarterChild: Oh really?
    WiSdOM 1100: YEA MUTHA FUKA
    SmarterChild: Gosh.

    And then I got the huffy, and launched the nukes...
     
  14. kissmyass#1

    kissmyass#1 Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 8, 2002 Messages: 1,071 Likes Received: 0
  15. me IS cool

    me IS cool Guest

    HAHA that shit is too funny! :lol:
     
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