The Dude Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 jesus. so its not at all like deuce bigalow FUCKER SHIT COCKSUCKERFUCK style, no one is screaming profanity. its far worse. this new dude just started working with me last week, and i didnt really pay any mind to it until i carpooled with him and another co worker. on the ride to the jobsite, i didnt notice at all, he was just bragging showing off his onboard navigational bullshit. i just figured that homeslice is a weirdo, cause he was asking me weird shit like if i thought his wife was hot , and talking like adam sandler all cajun-esque, but once we started working, i started noticing him doing crazy hand signals and jogging in place, and he kept sticking 1/2 oif his face in his shirt, as if he was checking for B.O. i tried not to let him see me watching but it was kind of like passing a car accident. so when time came to go home, my coworker lives closer so he gets dropped off first. i hop in the front seat and the fucker starts twitching and were swerving and shit, im trying to keep it cool and not say anything, but i was freaking the fuck out. bottom line is i will no longer carpool with the guy and im probably going to have some serious fucked karma for talking shit about someones disabilities. has anyone had any similar experiences like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 sure it was tourettes? but no, i also would not carpool with the guy.. That would creep me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 one of my friends in college had tourettes. I never noticed it until I went to the library with him. Dudes in the library and he starts making these noises...that kinda sound like "hmpf". The more stressed out and worried the kid got...the louder and more frequent that shit got. There were like 4 of us all studying for a test and homeboy is freaking out. One "hmpf" right after another until he almost sounded like a machine gun. I flipped and told him to knock that shit off. He's like what? What do mean? What noise? Last time I went to the library with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted March 11, 2004 Author Share Posted March 11, 2004 yeah, ill be dealing with it 4 days a week. i notice him making a lot of sounds similar to the sounds you hear on movies with submarines, that boop boop boop shit. its kind of weird, i feel like i can never get pissed off at him and talk shit to him like i talk shit to all my other co workers..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Originally posted by SteveAustin homeboy is freaking out. One "hmpf" right after another until he almost sounded like a machine gun. I flipped and told him to knock that shit off. He's like what? What do mean? What noise? Last time I went to the library with him. Hahahahaahhahaahahahahahah Oh man. Its not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Originally posted by Jackson Hahahahaahhahaahahahahahah Oh man. Its not funny. it really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmeup Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 :bawling: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i worked with this kid that had ridiculous studder problems, and the worst part about it ws he tried to talk way to much, and he'd always get all close to you when he talked, so i would try my ass off not to laugh at him, but sometimes his facial expressions were to much to bear, and id just be in tears laughing cuz it looked like a DJ was controlling his mouth or the sounds coming from it... "YA YA YA YA YA YAAAAAAAAAAKNOW WHAT IM SAYING..." ^^^ (example) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 haha. i had a great aunt who had tourette's. she'd be in the middlr of a conversation and tilt her head back and shout out "DUHP!" at the top of her lungs. just picturing this makes me laugh so very hard. she's dead now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bro Life Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 hahahaha give the dude some adderal... speed up his craziness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 people think i have tourettes when i stress out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR :bawling: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i worked with this kid that had ridiculous studder problems, and the worst part about it ws he tried to talk way to much, and he'd always get all close to you when he talked, so i would try my ass off not to laugh at him, but sometimes his facial expressions were to much to bear, and id just be in tears laughing cuz it looked like a DJ was controlling his mouth or the sounds coming from it... "YA YA YA YA YA YAAAAAAAAAAKNOW WHAT IM SAYING..." ^^^ (example) I went to school with a kid like that. He would always tell jokes, especially the ones you have already heard and were not funny. So you would have to wait there for like 5 minutes to hear the lame ass joke. And he would be all up in your face too. too close for comfort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 *believe* :scream: BIG BIG TITTIES!!!! :scream: :scream: SHIT....SHIT WHORE!!! :scream: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 man i think it would be so horrible to have that. i think i would sew my mouth shut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Originally posted by CILONE/SK :lol: :lol: :lol: Tell us why see duece bigalow and then you'll see why. when get stressed i just randomly shout things usually swear words. cocksucking whore or cum swallowing bitch. something like that. i really dont have tourettes for those who are sarcastically inclined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffKid Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 boop boop boop......:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 FUCKIN DAMNIT FUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCK BITCH FUCK!! Wheewww, now that I got that out of the way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE I went to school with a kid like that. He would always tell jokes, especially the ones you have already heard and were not funny. http://www.vvinyl.com/toys/southpark/jimmy.gif'> jimmy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2ten Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 ^^^ timmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Originally posted by 2ten ^^^ timmy no, jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Originally posted by 2ten ^^^ timmy wow, and abc is right, its jimmy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 i wanted my ex g/f to introduce me to all of her friends and tell them that i had tourettes. we planned it so i would meet them then wait a while till they let their guard down so i could yell fuck fuck fuck and hit myself in the head. she chickened out and never did it. i still want to try that though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fethasmcgraw Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 in school i knew a kid who had tourettes he would "drum" with his fingers on the desk. he could go so fast it sounded like a woodpecker. nothing else though. just the drumming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rad Pants Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 that guy sounds hilarious...i'd be his friend. stop being a jerk and have a good time with this guy. anyone who makes submarine sounds and does weirdo shit is fucking radical in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Dude, that's hilarious. And I thought MY co-workers were strange...... Edited: I've had one experience with someone with a disability. To make a long story short, he was a hot ass guy with a prosthetic leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 the book "motherless brooklyn", by john lethem is about these kids in brooklyn who grow up to be gangsters. the narrator of the story is a gangster with tourette's. really good book. shit fuck shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 haha damnit i try not to laugh at shit like that....hahahahahahaha ... fuckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Originally posted by fethasmcgraw in school i knew a kid who had tourettes he would "drum" with his fingers on the desk. he could go so fast it sounded like a woodpecker. nothing else though. just the drumming he could have been a drummer....i do that all the time..it drives my teachers crazy...but its fun! i knew this kid who would tweek out and scream REEEEP! twas cool and turrets fits are usually braught on by stress or anger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Originally posted by CRAMPS and turrets fits are usually braught on by stress or anger. followed by numerous typos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Originally posted by iquit the book "motherless brooklyn", by john lethem is about these kids in brooklyn who grow up to be gangsters. the narrator of the story is a gangster with tourette's. really good book. shit fuck shit. Read his new book, "fortress of solitude"? Also set in brooklyn, also very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Originally posted by Hoblow Read his new book, "fortress of solitude"? Also set in brooklyn, also very good. fucking great book. motherless brooklyn was more of a fast paced fun read, tho. fortress of solitude was really top notch. and all the old school graf shit cracked me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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