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Ever get those emails...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Æ°, May 27, 2004.

  1. Æ°

    Æ° Senior Member

    Joined: May 12, 2002 Messages: 1,974 Likes Received: 6
    Fuck! I should have titled this thread '12oz heads: I want to see your email!'

    RE: Thick sliced deli roast beef pussy lips



    Hello.

    No, there shall be no wives. And I have been working on getting Vodki, Ruski standard. And I have a surprise or two for you. Club "rad" I'll be making a little vodka deal with them.

    There are some stories. That's for sure. Anything as far as coins here is practically worthless.. but in great numbers they add up. a single ruble is 3 cents. So 5 rubles is 15 cents. There are midgets working the metro areas for these rubles,... they make about 200$ a day.

    Its really rare to see a midget or or or A fat woman if they aren't babushkas meaning 65+ yo. So I was at a bus stop with this russian dude I hang with.. he was really worried about his hair which was rediculously styled to begin with.. all because of some gusting wind... anyways, back to the bus stop...there was a young fat girl there.. cars were turning the corner while staring at her. On the metro I saw a man violently struggling with a rolling cart.. he was at the bottom of the esculator which was on emergency stop because of the inncedent. He broke his precious cart loose ..... the frame was bent and loose and mangled the teeth on the bottom of the esculator were also broken. I have 3 regular girl friends and have poked into 6. 2 of which I suspect are FSB ... the new KGB. I learned a new technique of letting out tremendous amounts of ass air without being detected what so ever.. its practically silent. its so logical... you just grab each cheak and pull away from eachother... works for the situations with people you don't want let hear your true desires. I lost 20LBS on the mcdonalds and pizza diet. I weigh only 176 as apposed to the 200 I came here with. I like shopping here.. I have bought many things .. I think you will like the style here.

    see you soon
     
  2. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
  3. InDY_500

    InDY_500 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 5,169 Likes Received: 67
    not yet and by the looks of it i really hope not......
     
  4. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
  5. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    What the hell is this?? hahaha
     
  6. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i can shoot lazers from my penis. i need to keep my pants on or it could spell the end of mankind as we know it
     
  7. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    I CAN PICK MY NOSE WITH MY TONGUE
     
  8. krie

    krie Guest

    my dog just bit me

    I can get close..
     
  9. adderall

    adderall Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2003 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 1
    spam poetry..

    i get about a hundred of those nonsense emails a day at work

    that is a pretty good one though, usually the sentences make less sense
     
  10. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1
  11. sludgenuts

    sludgenuts Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2003 Messages: 557 Likes Received: 0
    back to the nerdatory...
     
  12. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 19, 2002 Messages: 8,297 Likes Received: 117
     
  13. thehavenots

    thehavenots Junior Member

    Joined: May 13, 2002 Messages: 188 Likes Received: 0
    club "rad" hahaha

    sounds like some 80's bmx crew.
     
  14. adderall

    adderall Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2003 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 1
    lines from one i just got

    Faith is the bird that feels the light and sings when the dawn is still dark.

    Eveleen, The artist who aims at perfection in everything achieves it in nothing.

    I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.


    such wisdom
     
  15. timemachine

    timemachine Banned

    Joined: Mar 21, 2004 Messages: 773 Likes Received: 0
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