i eat poo Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 GONAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 haha...yeah, when i was younger and used to ride my bike a lot. sometimes when i would go to jump on the seat my nut would get kind of stuck under my thigh and id end up landing on it when i hit the seat..... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 plenty of times....but I got balls of steel...it doesnt hurt as one would wish...but there are those times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siris Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 hell ya man bikeing and skateboarding........ damn hardflips...... if you fuck up doing a hardflip or attempting an impossible off of sumtin and the boards between your legs ouch......... but it dont hurt that much after a few times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_SecretAgentX9 Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 skateboarding.. went black and blue for a bit.. worst pain ever.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 Originally posted by Siris: hell ya man bikeing and skateboarding........ damn hardflips...... if you fuck up doing a hardflip or attempting an impossible off of sumtin and the boards between your legs ouch......... but it dont hurt that much after a few times! Hahaha...sounds like something might be wrong!! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//wink.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inept Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 I got kneed there when I was six. I had my hand in my pants the whole fucking day and my teacher kept asking me if something was wrong. I pissed some blood when I got home too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat poo Posted June 19, 2001 Author Share Posted June 19, 2001 Originally posted by Inept: I got kneed there when I was six. I had my hand in my pants the whole fucking day and my teacher kept asking me if something was wrong. I pissed some blood when I got home too. ewww, you had a "dude-period" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 who hasnt? my little sister almost kicked me sterile. bikes. balls are vulnerable to an attack by anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 nope, never, God bless the cod piece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DankLordz Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 ever burn off your face spitting fire? i have =) ------------------ "pound the shit out of all that control the masses of their rightful sanity..designate the powers of intrusion...grade a plot- bury all authority." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 Originally posted by Serkoff: skateboarding.. went black and blue for a bit.. worst pain ever.. I bagged myself doing a handrail... scary shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 Originally posted by Gouged out 3rd Eye: who hasnt? my little sister almost kicked me sterile. bikes. balls are vulnerable to an attack by anything. very true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 when i was little i was riding my bike and did a little jump off of a bump in the road, missed the seat and landed on the unprotected bar...needless to say i was basically parylized for a minute or two and rode stiff as a board unable to control until i managed to fall over into a neighbors yard...the kids across the street laughed at me...ill never forgive those bastards http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kg Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 fuck one time my sister hit me with a flag pole in the balls cause i kept calling her fat ass.. fuk i still feel the pain thinking about it!! ------------------ i am about to beat my girl cause i think she is becoming a slut! well mabey not mabey i will turn her in to one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 Originally posted by etro: fuck one time my sister hit me with a flag pole in the balls cause i kept calling her fat ass.. fuk i still feel the pain thinking about it!! hahahaha why the hell did she have a flag pole?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusto-man Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 never hit them...but i have had a girl suck em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFUME Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 flag pole what the fuck! ------------------ "So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me" -nas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Optx Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 hell yeh, but don't remind me many a times from skateboarding,my little brother,other outdoor activities,...masturbation.....uh......well..nevermind... -the sad thing is nobody can really do anything for the pain in yer pants-yeh an advil but whats that going to do!!! well some ice..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drewWrite Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 no, never Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZIONIST Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 no, but ihave kicked a guy there once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Actually today I did. My lady friend and I were getting a little frisky and while switching positions her knee went right into my balls... not cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ilikeskulls. Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 my ex girlfriend seemed to have a thing for hitting me in the balls...shit wasn't cool.she thought it was funny....girls are evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURZUM Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Originally posted by DankLordz ever burn off your face spitting fire? i have =) ------------------ "pound the shit out of all that control the masses of their rightful sanity..designate the powers of intrusion...grade a plot- bury all authority." Yes. I have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffKid Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Originally posted by ilikeskulls. my ex girlfriend seemed to have a thing for hitting me in the balls...shit wasn't cool.she thought it was funny....girls are evil. wow my ex did the same thing... to get back at her id punch her boob. hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 one time wen i was younger, i stood on this dog's tail by accident , and the owenr went nuts and she kickt me in the nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaterzoot Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 this chick once pulled my pants up cause i was sagging and they caught then just wrenched up into my nuts, i fell to the ground and the dumb bitch leans on my knees crushing them once more...i lost my voice for an hour and my face was beat red till about then too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 yea a few times..hurts alot, feels like ur nuts went up into ur body about 30cm's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 yeah ...had a neighbor girl that thought it was funny to see...constantly had to protect the frontline when she was around.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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