MeroSeis Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//cool.gif'> KILLA MERO SPLASHIN OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 ahahahaahha.....hells yeah.....she usually swallows but sometimes ill whip it out and play porno on her face....shits soooooo funny. it always manages to get us both rolling......first time i got head i shot it in the chicks nose......that was the funniest shit ive ever seen...... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 5, 2001 Share Posted April 5, 2001 ha ha...north carolina fuckers are pretty goofy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted April 5, 2001 Share Posted April 5, 2001 never understood the appeal of nuttin' on a girls face. my girl sure doesn't want it, and it doesn't do shit for me. boobicles are another thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceilingblue Posted April 5, 2001 Share Posted April 5, 2001 Originally posted by shameless self promotion: ha ha...north carolina fuckers are pretty goofy... not at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatguydist Posted April 5, 2001 Share Posted April 5, 2001 boobs or belly..... all im sayin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted April 5, 2001 Share Posted April 5, 2001 its all about shootin' the babies on the belly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seym1has2no3fiends Posted April 5, 2001 Share Posted April 5, 2001 Shit, I'm about to get real personal- She hates that on her face, I know. If it gets in her hair especially she'll like freak out hardcore. BUT belly and breats are completely ok for her, so that's good. Kinda odd too, I guess I'm lucky. BUT one time when I was getting head I neglected to tell her that I was about to bizust and she has moving away for just a second and then... well, you know the rest. She wasn't mad, but she wasn't happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I_Lock_Kids_In_My_SELER Posted April 5, 2001 Share Posted April 5, 2001 damn you guys are lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest keep Posted April 5, 2001 Share Posted April 5, 2001 that same kinda thing happened to me only it went strait into her eye, she started screaming and ran to the bathroom, i laughed so fucking hard, she was pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 6, 2001 Share Posted April 6, 2001 Originally posted by shameless self promotion: ha ha...north carolina fuckers are pretty goofy... ...actually i am goofy, ill give you that but im not FROM north carolina....please dont do me like that....im just passing throught temporarlly.... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Me Face Death Posted April 6, 2001 Share Posted April 6, 2001 bout a year ago this girl I was dating was giving me a BJ...I hadn't kerked it or anything in about a month because I was just saving my shit up for my next victim...well anyways the girl wears these "emo glasses" (those little blck plastic rimmed glasses...she bibbity bobbin it and then I just say "oh shit"...the second my cock coms out of her mouth this un godly large wad of cum just shoots her right on the bridge of her glasses and just spreds out over the entire things...it was hilarious. it was all dripping off and shit. and that best part was she wasn't even pissed off about it. she got this wierd grin on her face and said she was going to go wash off. everytime I see her I can't help but chuckle about that. ------------------ Easy E got AIDS from Freddie Mercury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Me Face Death Posted April 6, 2001 Share Posted April 6, 2001 Originally posted by keep: that same kinda thing happened to me only it went strait into her eye, she started screaming and ran to the bathroom, i laughed so fucking hard, she was pissed. see I got my girls trained to wear eye protection...and on a side note tonight I got a BJ from a catholic school girl...damn it feels good to be a gangsta ------------------ Easy E got AIDS from Freddie Mercury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskoner Posted April 6, 2001 Share Posted April 6, 2001 all ass... all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOTCH WHISKEO Posted April 6, 2001 Share Posted April 6, 2001 Giving facials is regular, everyday shit.You wanna make it interesting try seeing how long you can get her to chill with it (hold her down if you have to, just make believe you are "cuddling"). See if you can keep her from washing or even wiping her face until your seed hardens, completely sealing the eyelids shut. This is especially lovely on darker women or those who really work on their tans, because you get good contrast when the nut turns dry and flakey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.W.F UNABOMBER Posted April 7, 2001 Share Posted April 7, 2001 last time i got head the girl said not to come in her mouth. like i give a fuck what she wants so i came in her mouth and she tilted her head back wiped her bottom lip and said "no more". it kind of sounded like she was guzzling a little bit of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted April 7, 2001 Share Posted April 7, 2001 You guys are mean. SCOTCH WHISKEO is the meanest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InPhillyWeSayJawn Posted April 7, 2001 Share Posted April 7, 2001 i was gettin head from this girl and i busted in her mouth and all the sudden she bucked up, grabbed her nose and was like "i think its going to come out of my nose!" i don't think actually did, but that shit was maaaaaaad funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.W.F UNABOMBER Posted April 7, 2001 Share Posted April 7, 2001 i forgot to add i was listining to nore while that all happened. i had to try to bust as quike as i could cause i knew she didnt really want to do it just to impress me, and she could suck dick if her life depended on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted April 7, 2001 Share Posted April 7, 2001 adding to the interesting fun. It is always funny to find the passed out drunk girl on the side of the party and give her the facial. They don't wake up right away and when they wake up that shit will be crusty. I'll have to say this beats any: Making someone wet themselves, the old shaving cream or toothpaste trick, and drawing on someone. It hangs right in there with the sticking your thumb in someones mouth when there asleep so when they wake up and see that your cock is hanging out and your just smiling and nodding... well you get the picture on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted April 8, 2001 Share Posted April 8, 2001 One time i busted in my own eye, no joke. And i wasnt leanin down or tryn to never had it happen more than once tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay-Burner Posted April 8, 2001 Share Posted April 8, 2001 Originally posted by boogie hands: first time i got head i shot it in the chicks nose......that was the funniest shit ive ever seen...... Holy shit....Worst mishap ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Me Face Death Posted April 8, 2001 Share Posted April 8, 2001 Originally posted by InPhillyWeSayJawn: i was gettin head from this girl and i busted in her mouth and all the sudden she bucked up, grabbed her nose and was like "i think its going to come out of my nose!" i don't think actually did, but that shit was maaaaaaad funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOTCH WHISKEO Posted April 9, 2001 Share Posted April 9, 2001 Dear SECRET, forgive the mean spiritedness of my previous post in this thread, however, the topic IS "meeeeeeeeeeean nut". If you wish to start a "nice, sensitive nut" post, I will gladly share tales of my kinder, gentler skeet shooting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I_Lock_Kids_In_My_SELER Posted April 9, 2001 Share Posted April 9, 2001 I wonder how many of these people are lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seym1has2no3fiends Posted April 9, 2001 Share Posted April 9, 2001 it takes a lot to make seym laugh. this topic made me laugh. "nice, sensative nut" and "no more" are the funniest things since "all your base are belong to us" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 *believe* hahahahahaha… I hit a bullseye once. Shit had me rollin. I tried to stop laughing, but she looked at me like this…:dazed: then did one of these…:lick: …hahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted December 29, 2001 Author Share Posted December 29, 2001 damn nigga!! whoa my nigga big webs...D.I.T.C This shit is type old, ahh the old days I'm gonna go listen to Reasonable Doubt and spark up holla my niggaz. MERODOGS STILL SPLASHIN HAR MOBB MLBTK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 Hmmm my girl's not really down for facials or swallowing but occasionally I get lucky.. One time we were on holidays and both maad drunk. Well we were having sex in our hotel roo, and I was like "nah this aint workin" so I climb onto her with knees on either side of her shoulders and stuck my thang straight in her mouth.. then I grabbed the bed posts and just started humpin her mouth. Shit.. I came in about 2 minutes and girl swallowed every last bit with out complaining once.. that was ill. This other time, she was watching some movie and I just whipped out my man mallet and stuck it to her mouth.. she started sucking the head while I jerked the rest of myself.. anyways I was supposed to tell her when I was gonna nut... (hahah NO WAY) so I gave a little sigh and BLAM *(@# KA POW SPLAT !! Gave it all to her. It caught her by mad suprise and she kinda fell backwards whilst spitting all this splooge over me... dang ! Chalk one up for the girls... Oh yeah, one other time I busted in her mouth she got up ran to the bathroom and spat it all out.. what's up with THAT ?? out.:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 boys are dumb:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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