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ahahahaahha.....hells yeah.....she usually swallows but sometimes ill whip it out and play porno on her face....shits soooooo funny. it always manages to get us both rolling......first time i got head i shot it in the chicks nose......that was the funniest shit ive ever seen......

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

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Shit, I'm about to get real personal- She hates that on her face, I know. If it gets in her hair especially she'll like freak out hardcore. BUT belly and breats are completely ok for her, so that's good. Kinda odd too, I guess I'm lucky. BUT one time when I was getting head I neglected to tell her that I was about to bizust and she has moving away for just a second and then... well, you know the rest. She wasn't mad, but she wasn't happy.

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that same kinda thing happened to me only it went strait into her eye, she started screaming and ran to the bathroom, i laughed so fucking hard, she was pissed.

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Originally posted by shameless self promotion:

ha ha...north carolina fuckers are pretty goofy...

 

...actually i am goofy, ill give you that but im not FROM north carolina....please dont do me like that....im just passing throught temporarlly....

 

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

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bout a year ago this girl I was dating was giving me a BJ...I hadn't kerked it or anything in about a month because I was just saving my shit up for my next victim...well anyways the girl wears these "emo glasses" (those little blck plastic rimmed glasses...she bibbity bobbin it and then I just say "oh shit"...the second my cock coms out of her mouth this un godly large wad of cum just shoots her right on the bridge of her glasses and just spreds out over the entire things...it was hilarious. it was all dripping off and shit. and that best part was she wasn't even pissed off about it. she got this wierd grin on her face and said she was going to go wash off.

 

everytime I see her I can't help but chuckle about that.

 

 

 

 

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Originally posted by keep:

that same kinda thing happened to me only it went strait into her eye, she started screaming and ran to the bathroom, i laughed so fucking hard, she was pissed.

 

 

see I got my girls trained to wear eye protection...and on a side note tonight I got a BJ from a catholic school girl...damn it feels good to be a gangsta

 

 

 

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Giving facials is regular, everyday shit.You wanna make it interesting try seeing how long you can get her to chill with it (hold her down if you have to, just make believe you are "cuddling"). See if you can keep her from washing or even wiping her face until your seed hardens, completely sealing the eyelids shut. This is especially lovely on darker women or those who really work on their tans, because you get good contrast when the nut turns dry and flakey.

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adding to the interesting fun. It is always funny to find the passed out drunk girl on the side of the party and give her the facial. They don't wake up right away and when they wake up that shit will be crusty. I'll have to say this beats any: Making someone wet themselves, the old shaving cream or toothpaste trick, and drawing on someone. It hangs right in there with the sticking your thumb in someones mouth when there asleep so when they wake up and see that your cock is hanging out and your just smiling and nodding... well you get the picture on that.

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*believe*

 

hahahahahaha…

I hit a bullseye once.

Shit had me rollin.

I tried to stop laughing,

but she looked at me like this…:dazed:

 

then did one of these…:lick:

 

…hahahahahahahaha

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Hmmm my girl's not really down for facials or swallowing but occasionally I get lucky..

 

One time we were on holidays and both maad drunk. Well we were having sex in our hotel roo, and I was like "nah this aint workin" so I climb onto her with knees on either side of her shoulders and stuck my thang straight in her mouth.. then I grabbed the bed posts and just started humpin her mouth. Shit.. I came in about 2 minutes and girl swallowed every last bit with out complaining once.. that was ill.

 

This other time, she was watching some movie and I just whipped out my man mallet and stuck it to her mouth.. she started sucking the head while I jerked the rest of myself.. anyways I was supposed to tell her when I was gonna nut... (hahah NO WAY) so I gave a little sigh and BLAM *(@# KA POW SPLAT !! Gave it all to her. It caught her by mad suprise and she kinda fell backwards whilst spitting all this splooge over me... dang ! Chalk one up for the girls...

 

Oh yeah, one other time I busted in her mouth she got up ran to the bathroom and spat it all out.. what's up with THAT ??

 

out.:rolleyes:

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