mr.yuck Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 I have really let myself down lately. There is this girl I know here that wont sleep with me. I have never had this problem with any girl I have ever met. I dont know whats going on. I dont care what she says, she tried to pawn me off on her friend(GIRL B). Now GIRL B wants to get raped by me when she is not expecting it. There is this other girl, GIRL C, that I called tonight and she started telling me that she doesnt think I have the balls to drag her into my room and dick her down propper no questions asked. This stunned and offended me today. Things are spinning out of control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Damn, sorry, check yourself for gray hairs. HAHA!! I'm kidding... maybe you need a gold grill w/ diamonds and a bottle of That Cristal shit, and some 20's w/ candy paint, tv screens and 2000 watt amps... don't forget the Cool Water cologne, :cough: all the gangsters know that the ladies love that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 just rape all three of them in one night and run away come back a year later with a hair cut and everything then rape them again then call it a night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire14 Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Show girl C you dont fuck around and prove her wrong.Yuck dont play no games.I think that was direct challange.Maybe use girl C up until you can go and get girl A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 man up buddy. I'm not sure why you're bothered about girl A. The two other sounds like they are ready to ...with yuk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds Mckenzie Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Some broad wants you to "rape" her and another hoe is challenging you to a dicking and youre complaining? Uh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 im disappointed in my self every single day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishbel Bullen Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 ^^ took the words right outta my mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 ditto on the hesh comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOTREL Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 just fuck the shit out of the two, i mean on some nice guys finish last dont stop till you give them a multiple orgasm type shit.they will tell her(women talk in detail) and she will want to change her mind, and test the champ then you lay it down on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Originally posted by HESHIANDET@Feb 19 2006, 11:08 AM im disappointed in my self every single day Quoted post Finally a Hesh comment I agree with. I fail myself daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Sounds like you caught feelings. It happens to the best of us. Girl A got you fucked up. The fact that she wont serve it up makes you want it even more. The other 2 mean nothing. I been there. When i met Girl A I wanted nothing to do with anything else. It broke me permanantly. I was finally successful but it took almost a half a year. After that i thought i would be cured but i wasnt. I been trapped in this for 3 years now. Im disappointed in myself for other reasons. Cant find good work. Among other things. You want some advice dog. He it is.... Run and hide. It may sting for a while but its probably best... You really want A just level with her. What do you really want from her. Just to fuck? If thats it then you alright. If its more you may end up beating yourself up unless you let her know whats up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Originally posted by courtorder+Feb 19 2006, 02:11 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (courtorder - Feb 19 2006, 02:11 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-HESHIANDET@Feb 19 2006, 11:08 AM im disappointed in my self every single day Quoted post Finally a Hesh comment I agree with. I fail myself daily. Quoted post [/b] me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Someone should serve me up a jack and coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 GRAB YOUR BALLS AND BRING THE PAIN ON THESE BITCHES!!!! ITS NOT SEX UNLESS THERE IS BLOOD THATS MY RULE!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Blaze Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 shit i kinda got the same problem. accept girl A is fucking me. but girl B (her best friend) wants the dick too. her other friend (girl C) is kinda whack, fat ass though, and wants the dick. i am about to either break up with my girl and just find a new crew of hoes or just organize a 3some and get all the ladies down with me. but i kinda see where your coming from yuck. i still complain. -imbroke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippingreat Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT@Feb 19 2006, 12:53 PM ... don't forget the Cool Water cologne, :cough: all the gangsters know that the ladies love that. Quoted post i wear this shit and know ones ever said "hmm u smell nice" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 make one of them sign this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Originally posted by Spuds Mckenzie@Feb 19 2006, 09:34 AM Some broad wants you to "rape" her and another hoe is challenging you to a dicking and youre complaining? Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Originally posted by HESHIANDET@Feb 19 2006, 11:08 AM im disappointed in my self every single day Quoted post thats what i thought about myself when i read this thread title.. fuckin A fuckin A dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 fuckin A duuude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 im taking charge today by doing all i can to not disappoint myself. Productive Gat:Bush: Initiated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Blaze Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Originally posted by LiliStCynical@Feb 19 2006, 03:39 PM make one of them sign this... Quoted post i hope there is a hell for people like that. and Tom (because he created myspace) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Feb 19 2006, 12:37 PM I have really let myself down lately. There is this girl I know here that wont sleep with me. I have never had this problem with any girl I have ever met. I dont know whats going on. I dont care what she says, she tried to pawn me off on her friend(GIRL B). Now GIRL B wants to get raped by me when she is not expecting it. There is this other girl, GIRL C, that I called tonight and she started telling me that she doesnt think I have the balls to drag her into my room and dick her down propper no questions asked. This stunned and offended me today. Things are spinning out of control. Quoted post I'm extremely disapointed in you young man!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Feb 19 2006, 07:37 AM she doesnt think I have the balls to drag her into my room and dick her down propper Quoted post This is probably one of the best things ever said on 12oz.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I kind of have a similar but completely different situation. My girl A, I've already slept with. It was good, no doubt about that. But she seems to think that I only want to fuck around with her. Turns out I like her as a person. (I know, lame) Twould seem that she's trying to ignore me now. But I'm not sure about the last part, she could be busy? (yes she is. I just manned up and asked) I know most of you guy's answer is to go fuck some other girl. But I don't wanna. -fuse. edit, left off a letter and almost made a homo. Also, did girl C actually use those words? Because, damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 well if you have two girls that are asking you for sex,girl A must be really good,do you just want to bang her or is she a keeper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 dude its simple....tie A to a chair and make her watch you do B and C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 ROOOOOOOOFIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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