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etchos saturday night post... august what the fuck ever day it is....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Remi Martin, Aug 11, 2002.

  1. Remi Martin

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    etchos saturday night post... august what the fuck ever day it is....

    Discussion started by Remi Martin - Aug 11, 2002

    Fuck the heat.
    So Im hanging out talking with my pet polar bear who telling me that the rates on squirrel prostitutes is seriously fucking shit up in the duck community. You got all these guy ducks bouncing out the creeks and fucking crackhead squirrels in city parks. All bad apparently, it has caused a severe backlash and a suprisingly violent militant lesbian duck antisquirrel hooker gang has formed that is victimizing both ducks and squirrels.

    whats crackin?
     
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    Remi Martin - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    how about you stop hanging of marlboro reds nuts with your patented no hands i suck balls this good techniuqe.
     
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    socrates - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    You got that problem too?
     
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    Remi Martin - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    for real though, i watched a brutal killing the other day, can you imagine if you were high off fermented duck food, after a long day of qaucking and shitting on cars, trynna bust a duck nut in some crackhead squirrel hooker and you got beat to death by a gang of millitant lesbian she ducks?
    all bad.
     
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    Gnes 37 - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    meanwhile in the turtle community. the shelled kind are staying indoors due to a rampart swarm of vicous rabbits taking over the turtle's feeding ground devouring the turtles food the turtles has no choice but to head south to roadrunner's den where oversize desert running birds dose on speed and outrun grizzly bears and idiotic coyotes overdosing on meth but when the roadrunner leaves to do it's daily task the overzealous pigeons take its place and leave filthy graffiti on the turtle's home... and thats all for today tortoise news at 9... less chit chat more shell stories
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Remi Martin - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    hey dawg, you no my turtles stay strapped with snapping ablilities, some lesbian duck gangstah trieda step to my water tortise the other day and she got beat the fuck down with my turtle getting feathers by the mouthfull, the some crackhead squirrel hookers came down and beath the shit out the lesbian gangstah duck. i just feel bad for the ducklings. but those ducks aint fucking with my turtles no more, not after they seen the picture of their homey Nigguh the polar bear.
     
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    greedy mars - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    yeah. fucking shieeeeeeeeet. do drugs .
     
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    what the fuck kind of drugs are you doing?
     
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    Gnes 37 - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    word homey nigga polar bear got the blocks on lock word is that roadrunner cant fool this guy yeah that one whipper snapper turtle is one mean mother i heard its the result of an early childhood of domestic viloence his father the shellfish used to smack and fuck his mother in front of him once to many then the turtle grew up joined a shell gang and learnerd self defense from the kung fu clams and one day stood up to his pops and broke his shell in half ever since snap daddy turtle takes naw shit to this very day..
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    Hey dude, lay off the estrogen, you're startin to annoy me.
     
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    Remi Martin - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    hey likes to feel penis's frolic...

     
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    Remi Martin - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    look used rubber sitting in the gutter,
    i rarely make topics...if your not interested about the violence and prostitution among rodents and small animals in living in urban areas, no fuckin problem. feel free to make a testosterone filled fictional post that paralells real life shit.

    if you would really rather hear about my high end wardrobe and collection of upscale electronics, i would rather not glorify my possesions online to a bunch of wanta be writers. which would be the alternitive and im way tired of discussing serious shit on here.

    so clown my shit with content, or get the fuck on.....

    yuh bitch.





     
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    Remi Martin - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    hey yo, i watched this mother fucker get beatdown and brawl through three living rooms. shit was funny, niggah was perved of mad tangeray and beat the shit out of his boy. hmmmmm...what else happened to me this week?
    nothing i would bother telling you 8000 registered fucking losers about.
     
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    Gnes 37 - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    you all need a chill pill all you whinning stank ass duckbutter wipes
     
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