ZENYTH.ASP Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 http://engrish.com 1. On a blanket - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. 2. On a shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. 3. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET. 4. On a kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. http://engrish.com/images/stationery-packaging/panda.jpg'> http://engrish.com/images/buildings/AquaBar.JPG'> http://engrish.com/images/recentdiscoveries/DANGER.jpg'> http://engrish.com/images/apparel/spreadbeaver.jpg'> http://engrish.com/images/cars/Coke.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 http://engrish.com/images/recentdiscoveries/discunt-tickets.JPG'> hahahahahahahahahahahahah what is dis cunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 that site is halarious....ive always had a facination with japanese peoples facination with american culture....i think it all started back when the platform shoe craze took over japan except they stepped it up a few inches so they had all these girls breaking their ankles due to these huge platform shoes....i think to this day that was probably the funniest news story i ever heard.... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 HAHAHAH, i like the vagina girl, and the i feel coke one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 A lot of Japanese girls are HOTTTTTT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 That site is the funniest I've seen in a long time...thanks for posting!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISCO BRYSO Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 for the longest time I would include the phrase "It's all there in plain Engrish" on all of my stickers. don't sleep on Engrish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just~someone~else~ Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 Originally posted by --zeSto--: http://engrish.com/images/recentdiscoveries/discunt-tickets.JPG'> hahahahahahahahahahahahah what is dis cunt? ha aha ha ahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_SecretAgentX9 Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 that junk is hirarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 http://engrish.com/images/buildings/fack.jpg'> am imtellijunt mesage on the polise stashun i deed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 i wanna see how you guys do learning to speak japanese, its' not easy, a lot of literal translations don't make sense into english. dumb white people. look at the guy misPantalonesEsEnfuego, anyone with one semester of spanish would know that's grammatically incorrect. oh well, i shouldn't bitch, i thought the site was funny. i also make money writing papers for japanese exchange students and i put gramatical errors in on purpose. the site will give me ideas on what mistakes to make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 Ooooooooooooh SHIT, that website is funny. My favorite was the middle aged woman walking her elderly mother into a store wearing a shirt that said "just fuckin' around." Or the 8 year old boy wearing the shirt that said "Future F.A.G." hehe. good site. ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 http://arielcam.com/photos/june/june02.JPG'> ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 I wonder if this poor girl knows that she's in like every thread on some frequented message board. i think makros in love. ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellcouncil Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 http://media.ign.com/boards/images/icons/hulksmashani.gif'> ME SHO SHORRY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subclub Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 hulk SMASH u feel me, h? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellcouncil Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 bro u know i'm feeling it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 Originally posted by bug: look at the guy misPantalonesEsEnfuego, anyone with one semester of spanish would know that's grammatically incorrect. First of all man, your retarded, that isnt even his screen name, its misPantalonesEstaenfuegas, i belive, it sosmething like that. But whatever it is, its correct grammar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUKY Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 damn no spanish discussion ahh!! i have to go to school in like a month nooo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 actuall that MisPantalones guys' name is grammatically wrong. dont gimme youre ive been in spanish 1 and 2 shit either. ive been to spanish 15 as in ive known it all my life. webster is it wrong or what? ------------------ "Babylon throne gone down" -Rastaman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 http://www.wfu.edu/users/bergrl02/animals/images/dingo.jpg'> A LESSON IN PATHOLOGY!! ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spud Webb Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 I used to be a A+R Rep for a small independent record label and one time I recieved a demo from a Japanese band. In the letter they said "Your label is so kick my ass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 the correct way to say it would be mispantalonesESTANenfuego. thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 OH DESU NEH!!! all party for all time. forever. we dance with crying hearts. Serve cold taste good. Serve child taste better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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