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ENGRISH

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ZENYTH.ASP, Aug 3, 2001.

  1. ZENYTH.ASP

    ZENYTH.ASP Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 20, 2000 Messages: 1,564 Likes Received: 1
    http://engrish.com

    1. On a blanket - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

    2. On a shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

    3. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT
    POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT.
    WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

    4. On a kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

    http://engrish.com/images/stationery-packaging/panda.jpg'>

    [img]http://engrish.com/images/buildings/AquaBar.JPG'>

    [img]http://engrish.com/images/recentdiscoveries/DANGER.jpg'>

    [img]http://engrish.com/images/apparel/spreadbeaver.jpg'>

    [img]http://engrish.com/images/cars/Coke.jpg'>
     
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    http://engrish.com/images/recentdiscoveries/discunt-tickets.JPG'>

    hahahahahahahahahahahahah
    what is dis cunt?
     
  3. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    that site is halarious....ive always had a facination with japanese peoples facination with american culture....i think it all started back when the platform shoe craze took over japan except they stepped it up a few inches so they had all these girls breaking their ankles due to these huge platform shoes....i think to this day that was probably the funniest news story i ever heard....

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    brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
     
  4. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    HAHAHAH, i like the vagina girl, and the i feel coke one.
     
  5. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    A lot of Japanese girls are HOTTTTTT!!!
     
  6. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    That site is the funniest I've seen in a long time...thanks for posting!!
     
  7. DISCO BRYSO

    DISCO BRYSO Senior Member

    Joined: May 12, 2001 Messages: 1,889 Likes Received: 0
    for the longest time I would include the phrase "It's all there in plain Engrish" on all of my stickers. don't sleep on Engrish.
     
  8. just~someone~else~

    just~someone~else~ Senior Member

    Joined: May 5, 2001 Messages: 1,368 Likes Received: 0
     
  9. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    http://engrish.com/images/buildings/fack.jpg'>

    am imtellijunt mesage on the polise stashun i deed
     
  10. bug

    bug Guest

    i wanna see how you guys do learning to speak japanese, its' not easy, a lot of literal translations don't make sense into english. dumb white people. look at the guy misPantalonesEsEnfuego, anyone with one semester of spanish would know that's grammatically incorrect.
    oh well, i shouldn't bitch, i thought the site was funny. i also make money writing papers for japanese exchange students and i put gramatical errors in on purpose. the site will give me ideas on what mistakes to make.
     
  11. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! Member

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 878 Likes Received: 1
    Ooooooooooooh SHIT, that website is funny. My favorite was the middle aged woman walking her elderly mother into a store wearing a shirt that said "just fuckin' around." Or the 8 year old boy wearing the shirt that said "Future F.A.G." hehe. good site.

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    PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em.
     
  12. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    http://arielcam.com/photos/june/june02.JPG'>

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    $$$[i]666[b]MAKROS[/b]666[/i]$$$
     
  13. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! Member

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 878 Likes Received: 1
    I wonder if this poor girl knows that she's in like every thread on some frequented message board. i think makros in love.

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    PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em.
     
  14. hellcouncil

    hellcouncil Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 232 Likes Received: 0
    http://media.ign.com/boards/images/icons/hulksmashani.gif'>


    ME SHO SHORRY
     
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