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engrish resson

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by duh-rye-won, Jun 7, 2005.

  1. duh-rye-won

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    engrish resson

    Discussion started by duh-rye-won - Jun 7, 2005

    you got the word "fact".

    and you got the word "fiction"

    but then you also have "non-factual"

    and "non-fiction"

    what is the fucking point?


    i "threw" a bitch out of my apartment.

    T H R E W

    really, i pushed her "through" the window.

    T H R O U G H

    it was a "rough" night.

    R O U G H


    what kind of fucking sense does this make? the english language is bullshit. my chinese girlfriend is trying to learn, and the more i see it from an outside perspective, i'm realizing that english is fucking retarded.

    i think we should start over. spell shit the way it sounds. eliminate a whole lot of fucking useless words. add some new ones.

    it's also not helping that she's learning english from a brittish guy. she spelled "color", "colour", and i almost beat her. i told her if she ever calls an elevator a "lift", or garbage "rubbish", or a guy a "bloke", i'll be forced to strangle her.

    as soon as MEROJUANA.COM takes off i think mero can help me redo the english language in a way that makes some fucking sense.

    -goose
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jun 7, 2005

    it's spelt colour. he's teaching her that way because he's english. they invented the language, remember?
     
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  3. duh-rye-won

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    duh-rye-won - Replied Jun 7, 2005

    and italians invented pizza.

    but it's better in new york.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jun 7, 2005

    there's nothing wrong with italian pizza. shit is ill
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Jun 7, 2005

    abc, you should come paint with me in hong kong.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jun 7, 2005

    you shout the ticket and i'm there homie. right now my dough's tied up in my nyc>sf>la trip. how much longer you staying in HK? if you're still there next year i should be able to make it
     
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    when you going to be in sf?
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Jun 7, 2005

    i'll be here for a while. i dont know. just a thought. you're not too far. well. not as far as my crew in nyc. shit is gonna go down here where i'm gonna need other heads to participate...
     
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    leader: there in august

    goose: just looked up prices of HK tickets and it's pretty cheap. you guys have the same summer as oz yeah?
     
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    Theo Huxtable - Replied Jun 7, 2005

    fuck a lift.
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Jun 7, 2005

    im not sure. its always hot here. i hate this fuckin weather.

    i also have a vacant apartment you or anyone could crash at.

    my friends place, next door to mine. but he is here for less than half the year.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jun 7, 2005

    that sounds rad.

    last time i was in hk didn't get much chance to see anything, so it'll be good to get around with a slav....i mean, *ahem*, tourguide
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Jun 7, 2005

    i can hook you up with a slave. i got a spare. oh you were referring to me?
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jun 7, 2005

    yes, i was


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    "jizz-zz chrisss"
     
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    Gunm - Replied Jun 7, 2005

    I used to date chinese girl....nothing but fun (insert sarcasm here)
     
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