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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by duh-rye-won, Jun 7, 2005.

  1. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    you got the word "fact".

    and you got the word "fiction"

    but then you also have "non-factual"

    and "non-fiction"

    what is the fucking point?


    i "threw" a bitch out of my apartment.

    T H R E W

    really, i pushed her "through" the window.

    T H R O U G H

    it was a "rough" night.

    R O U G H


    what kind of fucking sense does this make? the english language is bullshit. my chinese girlfriend is trying to learn, and the more i see it from an outside perspective, i'm realizing that english is fucking retarded.

    i think we should start over. spell shit the way it sounds. eliminate a whole lot of fucking useless words. add some new ones.

    it's also not helping that she's learning english from a brittish guy. she spelled "color", "colour", and i almost beat her. i told her if she ever calls an elevator a "lift", or garbage "rubbish", or a guy a "bloke", i'll be forced to strangle her.

    as soon as MEROJUANA.COM takes off i think mero can help me redo the english language in a way that makes some fucking sense.

    -goose
     
  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    it's spelt colour. he's teaching her that way because he's english. they invented the language, remember?
     
  3. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    and italians invented pizza.

    but it's better in new york.
     
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    there's nothing wrong with italian pizza. shit is ill
     
  5. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    abc, you should come paint with me in hong kong.
     
  6. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    you shout the ticket and i'm there homie. right now my dough's tied up in my nyc>sf>la trip. how much longer you staying in HK? if you're still there next year i should be able to make it
     
  7. The Leader

    The Leader Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 1,591 Likes Received: 1
    when you going to be in sf?
     
  8. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    i'll be here for a while. i dont know. just a thought. you're not too far. well. not as far as my crew in nyc. shit is gonna go down here where i'm gonna need other heads to participate...
     
  9. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    leader: there in august

    goose: just looked up prices of HK tickets and it's pretty cheap. you guys have the same summer as oz yeah?
     
  10. Theo Huxtable

    Theo Huxtable Banned

    Joined: May 24, 2005 Messages: 260 Likes Received: 0
  11. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    im not sure. its always hot here. i hate this fuckin weather.

    i also have a vacant apartment you or anyone could crash at.

    my friends place, next door to mine. but he is here for less than half the year.
     
  12. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    that sounds rad.

    last time i was in hk didn't get much chance to see anything, so it'll be good to get around with a slav....i mean, *ahem*, tourguide
     
  13. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    i can hook you up with a slave. i got a spare. oh you were referring to me?
     
  14. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    yes, i was


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    "jizz-zz chrisss"
     
  15. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    I used to date chinese girl....nothing but fun (insert sarcasm here)
     
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