duh-rye-won Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 you got the word "fact". and you got the word "fiction" but then you also have "non-factual" and "non-fiction" what is the fucking point? i "threw" a bitch out of my apartment. T H R E W really, i pushed her "through" the window. T H R O U G H it was a "rough" night. R O U G H what kind of fucking sense does this make? the english language is bullshit. my chinese girlfriend is trying to learn, and the more i see it from an outside perspective, i'm realizing that english is fucking retarded. i think we should start over. spell shit the way it sounds. eliminate a whole lot of fucking useless words. add some new ones. it's also not helping that she's learning english from a brittish guy. she spelled "color", "colour", and i almost beat her. i told her if she ever calls an elevator a "lift", or garbage "rubbish", or a guy a "bloke", i'll be forced to strangle her. as soon as MEROJUANA.COM takes off i think mero can help me redo the english language in a way that makes some fucking sense. -goose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Originally posted by iquit@Jun 7 2005, 03:43 PM it's also not helping that she's learning english from a brittish guy. she spelled "color", "colour", and i almost beat her. i told her if she ever calls an elevator a "lift", or garbage "rubbish", or a guy a "bloke", i'll be forced to strangle her. Quoted post it's spelt colour. he's teaching her that way because he's english. they invented the language, remember? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted June 7, 2005 Author Share Posted June 7, 2005 and italians invented pizza. but it's better in new york. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 there's nothing wrong with italian pizza. shit is ill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted June 7, 2005 Author Share Posted June 7, 2005 abc, you should come paint with me in hong kong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 you shout the ticket and i'm there homie. right now my dough's tied up in my nyc>sf>la trip. how much longer you staying in HK? if you're still there next year i should be able to make it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 when you going to be in sf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted June 7, 2005 Author Share Posted June 7, 2005 i'll be here for a while. i dont know. just a thought. you're not too far. well. not as far as my crew in nyc. shit is gonna go down here where i'm gonna need other heads to participate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 leader: there in august goose: just looked up prices of HK tickets and it's pretty cheap. you guys have the same summer as oz yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 fuck a lift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted June 7, 2005 Author Share Posted June 7, 2005 im not sure. its always hot here. i hate this fuckin weather. i also have a vacant apartment you or anyone could crash at. my friends place, next door to mine. but he is here for less than half the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 that sounds rad. last time i was in hk didn't get much chance to see anything, so it'll be good to get around with a slav....i mean, *ahem*, tourguide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted June 7, 2005 Author Share Posted June 7, 2005 i can hook you up with a slave. i got a spare. oh you were referring to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 yes, i was "jizz-zz chrisss" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 I used to date chinese girl....nothing but fun (insert sarcasm here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 you have the biritish, german, portugese, and whatever else the english language is made out of, to blame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJackDaniels Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 you WIND something up. WIND comes in off the see. i WOUND it up. to WOUND - to hurt. it is confusing. and colour is spelt with a u as is favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 they do say english is the hardest language to learn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkonji Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Colour for life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Originally posted by iquit@Jun 7 2005, 06:02 AM and italians invented pizza. but it's better in new york. Quoted post hell no muhfucka, youve taken it too far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 fuck that english is dope, we just invent words for new shit while all these others get stuck with hella compound words, also i actually heard chinese was the hardest to learn considering the rediculous amount of charaters in the written language Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 im retarded for spending so much time in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 "Sheety Wok, take ya oder pwease." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Aparently English is the hardest to learn. but whatever Iquite you tired/drunk/bored? whatup? I cant even remember what this thread is about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 plus you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. whoa. and cupboard... what is that? should be cubberd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 english, whether the right way or the british way, is definitely inconsistent. a classic: i before e, except after c but ok in neighbor and weigh leisure? seizure? why call it a rule. its clearly not. but then, i don't care... i speak it real good like, and since the rest of the world has to learn english, i can be lazy and not learn their languages. hahaha. silly bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 speaking without the use of words is more powerful, fuck all languages sike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 english seems easy to me, but i feel what iquit and thegoon is saying when you look at it from a non-ethnocentric standpoint... a lot of inconsistent "rules" and shit. this asian chick i knew spoke pretty good english and was good at putting an "s" at the end of a word when speaking in the plural tense... but then she said "genitaliaS" and "fecal matterS", and i had to explain to her that even though you're talking about it plurally, you leave the s out on those words. she asked me why and i couldn't explain it. it's just the way english is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 English is one of the hardest languages to learn thanks to our many retarted, useless and redundant words and rules... I need to learn chinese so when they take over the world I can be down. I like the chinese word for computer. Electric-Brain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 why should the pronunciation of letters coupled together be more weird than the principle of symbols corresponding to a pronunciation and a signification in the first place ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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