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OKAY IMA GIEV U GUYS DA INSIED SCOP ON MA AND I ASK TAHT U GIEV ME SOME ADVIEC ON HOW I CAN FIX MAH SITUATION / PROBLEMS!111!1 WTF

TAHT BNG SADE I NED SOME H3LP1!111 OMG LOL FIRST OF I HAEV A HARD TIEM MAKNG NU FREINDS OR JUST METNG NU PEOPLE AND G3TNG ALONG WIT THEM!!1! OMG LOL IMM NOT SAYNG TAHT IMM D3SPERAET 2 MET SOME NU P3OPLE B/C I DO LIEK BNG ON MAH OWN A LOT BUT EVARYBODY WANTS 2 B LIEKD AND FEL WANT3D1!1!11!!

BUT I DONT KNOW WUT MAH PROBL3M IS MAYB I RILLY M 2 HARD ON PEOPLE WHEN I FIRST MET TH3M BUT I TRY 2 L3T SHIT SLIED TAHT I MIGHT DISAGRE WIT THEM ABOUT WHATH3R ITS SOMETHNG TAHT THEY DO TAHT ANOYS ME OR TAHT I JUST DONT AGRE WITH I TRY 2 WRIET IT OF BUT TIEM AFTER TIEM P3OPL3 DONT MET MAH AXP3CTATIONS I GUES U CUD SAY!!!! WTF LOL

AL I RILLY WANT IS 2 B ABL3 2 HANG OUT WIT A CROWD OF NU PEOPLE AND JUST KINDA BLEND IN AND MNGLE WIT 3V3RYBODY WITHOUT FELNG COMPLET3LY OUTCASTAD OR FEL LIEK IF IM NOT PUTNG ON A SHOW FOR EVERYON3 (BNG FUNY AND WUT NOT) TAHT IMM ALSO PARTICIPATNG IN DA ACTIVITEIS AND FUN111!!!11

AS U GUYS KNOW I TEND 2 LOK AT DA HUMOROUS SIEDS OF THNGS A LOT AND I TRY 2 MAEK PEOPLA LAUGH AND WUT HAEV U BUT DA DOWNFAL 2 ALWAYS BNG DA FUNY GUY IS TAHT NOBODY RILLY TAEKS M3 S3RIOUSLY SO 3VERYON3 WANTS M3 AROUND 2 3NTERTANE TH3M BUT IF IM NOT IN DA MOD OR HAVNG A BAD DAY MYS3LF THAY DONT RILLY R IF IMM AROUND OR NOT AND I HAET TAHT1!1!!1!1 OMG LOL

BUT U SE TAHTS 3XACTLY MAH PROBLAM!1!1 WTF LOL IT SEMS LIEK PEOPLA WANT ME 2 B LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS AND OVER TEH 2P FUNY BUT IMM CONSTANTLY WOKNG THIS INVISIBLA TIGHT ROP3 AND IF I GO OVARBOARD WIT MAH JOK3S OR WUT I SAY PEOPL3 GET OF3ND3D OR PISED OF BUT IF IMM NOT DONG TAHT THAY THINK SOMATHNG IS WRONG WIT ME11!!1!1 OMG WTF SO IMM CONSTANTLY LIEK WTF?!??!? YA KNOW?????! WTF

I KNOW A LOT OF MAH PROBLEMS R S3LF INFLICT3D LIEK NOT HAVNG A JOB AND NOT TAKNG BT3R R OF MYS3LF AND A BIG LAK OF RASPONSIBILITY BUT EVERYONE KNOWS ITS A LOT 3ASEIR 2 DO AL THOS3 THNGS WH3N U HAEV A GOD GROUP OF FREINDS MAYB A GIRL BY UR SIED AND SO ON.11!1!111!!11!!!11!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL

SO BASICALY WUT IMM ASKNG IS FOR SOME SUGESTIONS ON HOW I CUD CHANGE OR I DONT KNOW HOW DO I MAEK MOR3 FREINDS OR GAT 2 HANG OUT WIT MORE PAOPLA WITHOUT FELNG LIEK AN OUTCAST?!!!!!? OMG WTF LOL B/C AS OF RIGHT NOW I FEL LIEK I NED 2 FORGAT ABOUT GIRLS GAT A JOB OR TWO AND JUST WORK AND SAEV UP SOMA MONAY1!1!!1!! OMG WTF BUT U SE IF I DACIED 2 DO TAHT WHICH IMM MORA THAN CAPABL3 OF DONG I LIEK FOCUS ON TAHT SHIT ONLY LIEK IL B MANELY CONCERNAD WIT WORK AND MONEY STAKNG AND IN A WAY IL ALMOST PUNISH MYSALF BY NOT TRYNG 2 MET PEOPLA OR MAEK FREINDS B/C IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER I FEL LIEK I DONT DESERVE TAHT SHIT OR SOMETHNG OR IF I GO AFT3R TAHT 2 IL FUK UP DA JOB SHIT.1!1!!!!!1!!111!1 WTF

I DONT KNOW THX FOR READNG THROUGH THIS RANT OF MIEN IMM KINDA FELNG DOWN RIGHT NOW AND I DIDNT RILLY FEL LIEK TOKNG 2 ANYONE I KNOW KNOW SO H3R3 I M!1!! WTF

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Originally posted by Devilush

hahahahahahaha jfdkljfsdjasjga

 

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<span style='color:333333'>if you type in something like "ttyl" it comes up "tyl" then if you put in tttyl" it puts "ttyl" is just takes letters off, but let me tell you something, that is awesome..... </span>

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hey baby your so fine. i just want to rape you in the ass with a cuccumber and then stab you to death. god your so fucking hot. your stupid fucking head is going to make such a fucking nice trophy on my fucking mantle. god your so hot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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HEY BABY UR SO FIEN1!11 OMG LOL I JUST WANT 2 RAEP U IN DA AS WIT A CUCUMBR AND THEN STAB U 2 DAATH1111! GOD UR SO FUKNG HOT!!!1!! OMG WTF UR STUPID FUKNG HEAD IS GONG 2 MAEK SUCH A FUKNG NIEC TROPHY ON MAH FUKNG MANTLE!!!!!! WTF GOD UR SO HOT!1!1 OMG WTF LOL

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Originally posted by gfreshsushi

i am officially considering typing up lyric sheets for my band's demo using this translator, just to fuck with people.

 

That's an awesome idea.

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HELO DUE 2 SHIPNG 3XPENCES AND COMPANY CUT-BAKS EXPORT CO1!!! WTF WIL HAEV 2 LAY OF 30 WORKARS!!111!1 OMG WTF LOL AS HARD AS THIS IS W3 HAEV 2 PERFORM THIS TASK OR ELS W3 WIL GO BANKRUPT1!!1 LOL THANK U FOR UR FUL SUPORT AND GREAT WORK!!11111 OMG EXPORT CO11!11!!! OMG LOL WIL SAND UR FUL AND INCR3AESD RASUME 2 S3V3RAL DIFERENT COMPANYS 2 HELP U WIT UR JOB S3RCH!1!!11! OMG WTF LOL 3ACH P3RSON WHO HAS SPASIAL SKILS WIL B RECOGNIEZD AND MALED WIT SPACIAL NOTIS!!!! OMG WTF THANK U FOR U TIEM AND GOD LUK AXPORT CO!!1!1 WUDANT B WHERE IT IS NOW WIT OUT U AND UR FALOW WORKERS

 

 

FRANKLIN111!!1 LOL MCOUSKY

EXPORT CO!111!1!1 WTF LOL PRESIEDNT!11!!! OMG

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

man major companys doing hug lay offs should use this! it makes it so cute to get fired!

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Originally posted by ElectricitySucks

that thing sucks. it should be capitalized and lowercased. something "LyKe DiSsS!"

 

and more "<3333 ***~~~~!!!!```<--- BfFL 4 LiFe@~~~~!***" of those things in it.

 

i believe that i agree with you on this one....

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Originally posted by I R NET GANG

rocyde da five nine is back witfh his uhgihly anticpaifted album death igsa certaien i no ma street i no my sownund no ma beats how i goet down its hipp hop specailfy prticed at sun rise recorfds ur destionaiion fo cds and dvds chris hiens is back give aaaaah

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