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Embarrassing wack off experiences

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by hellcouncil, Aug 1, 2001.

  1. hellcouncil

    hellcouncil Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 232 Likes Received: 0
    be a man about this shit. once i was wacking away to "Deep Face 9" and my roommate came in, so i yelled "SHIT, DUDE, NO, I'M JACKING OFF" and jumped off the couch and turned my back to him and was like "DUDE, IT'S COOL, I JUST STARTED, ONLY HAVE A BONER"

    the whole time he's just staring at me and kind of holding the door open, hasn't come in yet. so when i'm zipped up and the tv's off, he comes in and his girlfriend follows, they dont say a single word to me and go to his room. i get out of the apt as fast as i can and drive around for like 40 minutes going "AHAHAHHAHHA FUCK"
     
  2. hellcouncil

    hellcouncil Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 232 Likes Received: 0
    ps - "deep face 9" is not worth the money. there's hardly any oral action at all, but it's the single most rimjobs i've ever seen in a porno. i dont know why they'd advertise it as oral mania at all, it was all rimjobs. i wasnt wacking it to the rimjobs, though
     
  3. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    What is a rimjob?
     
  4. hellcouncil

    hellcouncil Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 232 Likes Received: 0
    ASK YO MOMZ OOHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!

    it's licking of the asshole. unsanitary and UNCOOL!!!! STAY IN SCHOOL
     
  5. subclub

    subclub New Jack

    Joined: Aug 3, 2001 Messages: 59 Likes Received: 0
    one time i was str8 jackin to girls gone wild, the spring break one. yeah anyway right when i was about to bust a nut, they cut to a new girl and i swear to god it was my big sister. and it was too late, i blew my load right at that moment.
     
  6. nemersion

    nemersion Junior Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 187 Likes Received: 0
    ahahahahahahahahaha
    you lose!
     
  7. Klypse

    Klypse Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 2,533 Likes Received: 0
    I was jackin to some hardcore movie on the nzet, my brother walks in, and says, "dude, www.xxxmovies.com is better."
     
  8. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    my girl was being a bitch and i was pissed off at her, so i started jackin in my room. then she busted in and looked at me really wierd.... then she gave me head..... it was a win/win situation. man, was i releved.
     
  9. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 15, 2000 Messages: 2,807 Likes Received: 0
    Ah, brotherly love. Only a brother would walk in on something like that and tell you that you were doing it wrong.
     
  10. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    One new years I was with this hottie blondie,
    and she was down to the thong, but wouldn't get loose.
    So she rolls over and pretends to sleep.
    so I turn on her TV (with a blackbox)
    and flip to some porno action.
    If she's not good to go.. I still am.

    damn wierd, pulling it to porn with a naked
    girl in the room who you can touch.
    bizarre.
     
  11. subclub

    subclub New Jack

    Joined: Aug 3, 2001 Messages: 59 Likes Received: 0
    yeah i remember that.
     
  12. Trend

    Trend Member

    Joined: Jul 10, 2001 Messages: 611 Likes Received: 0
    fuck that if i ever walked in on my little brother jacking off i'd be scarred for life. but my older sister has caught me twice... QUITE embarassing, let me tell you

    [This message has been edited by Trend (edited 08-03-2001).]
     
  13. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    im not sure this counts but i was playing porn star with this girl and on the post sex cum shot wack off i missed the breast and nailed a three pointer directly in her nostril....it was kind of embarassing back then but now its just funny

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    brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
     
  14. Trend

    Trend Member

    Joined: Jul 10, 2001 Messages: 611 Likes Received: 0
     
  15. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    I had one where it went into her ear from doggie style!
     
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