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election day blues......

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by FIST2CUFFS, Nov 2, 2004.

  1. FIST2CUFFS

    FIST2CUFFS 12oz Member

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    election day blues......

    Discussion started by FIST2CUFFS - Nov 2, 2004

    A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.

    "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money".

    "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

    "Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

    "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

    "Don't argue, just drink it" he says.

    She prys off the cap and gulps it down.

    "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.

    The girl drinks another one.

    Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

    "Not that damn difficult, is it?" he says.


    everyone i know is crabby today, maybe we all need a good joke.
     
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  2. villain

    villain 12oz Veteran Member

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    villain - Replied Nov 2, 2004

    no sir i don't like it...
     
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  3. ledzep

    ledzep 12oz Junior Member

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    ledzep - Replied Nov 2, 2004

    not that funny, but thanks for the consideration.
     
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  4. perhap

    perhap 12oz Member

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    perhap - Replied Nov 2, 2004

    thank you fist.....i needed that after standing in the fuckin rain.
     
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  5. AORAone

    AORAone 12oz Veteran Member

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    AORAone - Replied Nov 2, 2004

    so that makes it the forth or fifth time ive heard that one.
     
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  6. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock 12oz Elite Member

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    Issac Brock - Replied Nov 2, 2004

    wow you folks sure are good at bitching and moaning. i liked the joke.
     
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  7. slave_one

    slave_one 12oz Elite Member

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    i thought it was funny
     
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  8. Devilush

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    Devilush - Replied Nov 2, 2004

    yep tough crowd here on 12oz fist.

    i liked it. it made me smile. :clown2:
     
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  9. FIST2CUFFS

    FIST2CUFFS 12oz Member

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    FIST2CUFFS - Replied Nov 2, 2004

    well at least it made my girl laugh..................
     
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