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election day blues......

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by FIST2CUFFS, Nov 2, 2004.

  1. FIST2CUFFS

    FIST2CUFFS Member

    Joined: Sep 18, 2002 Messages: 454 Likes Received: 0
    A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.

    "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money".

    "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

    "Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

    "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

    "Don't argue, just drink it" he says.

    She prys off the cap and gulps it down.

    "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.

    The girl drinks another one.

    Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

    "Not that damn difficult, is it?" he says.


    everyone i know is crabby today, maybe we all need a good joke.
     
  2. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    no sir i don't like it...
     
  3. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    not that funny, but thanks for the consideration.
     
  4. perhap

    perhap Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2004 Messages: 390 Likes Received: 0
    thank you fist.....i needed that after standing in the fuckin rain.
     
  5. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    so that makes it the forth or fifth time ive heard that one.
     
  6. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1
    wow you folks sure are good at bitching and moaning. i liked the joke.
     
  7. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    i thought it was funny
     
  8. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    yep tough crowd here on 12oz fist.

    i liked it. it made me smile. :clown2:
     
  9. FIST2CUFFS

    FIST2CUFFS Member

    Joined: Sep 18, 2002 Messages: 454 Likes Received: 0
    well at least it made my girl laugh..................
     
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