FIST2CUFFS Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prys off the cap and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband....... "Not that damn difficult, is it?" he says. everyone i know is crabby today, maybe we all need a good joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 no sir i don't like it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 not that funny, but thanks for the consideration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perhap Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 thank you fist.....i needed that after standing in the fuckin rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 so that makes it the forth or fifth time ive heard that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 wow you folks sure are good at bitching and moaning. i liked the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 i thought it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 yep tough crowd here on 12oz fist. i liked it. it made me smile. :clown2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIST2CUFFS Posted November 3, 2004 Author Share Posted November 3, 2004 well at least it made my girl laugh.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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